SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	180
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7402
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

DadDutyFree Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, bathroom, begged, birth control, children, Cooking, crying, DadDutyFree, Flight Attendant, forget working, Helping, husband, implanted, Kids, love, Minecraft, Server, Son, stay at home mom, Telling, Tomas, walk, Watching

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only kids you’ll have to deal with are the pixelated ones running around in-game!

Join us for a virtual escape from your husband who thinks having more kids will solve all your problems. On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out all the unwanted baby talk and focus on mining for diamonds instead.

Don’t let your husband guilt-trip you into taking out your birth control – join our server and let your virtual adventures be the only thing popping out unexpectedly!

Escape the chaos of your real life and dive into a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to being a stay-at-home mom and hello to being a block-building badass on our server!

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to forget about your husband’s baby fever and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. Plus, we promise there won’t be any toddlers throwing things in toilets – just the occasional zombie trying to break down your door.

GameShowCraft Server

Argument, Competition, Contestant, disagreement, Dispute, Entertainment, family, gameshow, GameShowCraft, girl, image, MIRROR, question.., quiz, Reflection, right answer, Server, Show, television, tonight, Watching, wrong answer

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	3665
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Join our Minecraft server and settle all your family arguments with a virtual gameshow where the answers are always outrageous! We guarantee that looking in the mirror will never be the same again, as you’ll see yourself transformed into a blocky pixelated version of your wildest dreams. Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs a boring old gameshow on TV when you can join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience?

SMPixelatedBanter – Minecraft SMP looks at you

Attention, Body language, Communication, Connection, emlooks, Expression, eye contact, facial expression, Focus, Gaze, INTENSE, Interaction, looks at you, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, nonverbal cues, observing, pSMPixelatedBanter, scrutinizing, smp, STARING, studying, visual contact, Watching, youemp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Hey you there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard me right! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a baby zombie pigman while battling a giant chicken boss. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Villagers spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust me, you won’t regret it! winks

ProtestPvP Minecraft Server

20 year olds, 2006, ARMS, BALCONY, Childhood, Country, EMBARRASSMENT, Fights, Glass, goofy, Memories, Minecraft, ProtestPvP, PROTESTS, Punches, push, real violence, Server, Swings, violence, Watching, Weak, Women

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crops Grown:	9696	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of weak and goofy fights at protests? Join our Minecraft server for some epic battles that will make you feel like a real warrior! Our virtual fights are so intense, you’ll forget all about those embarrassing 20-year-olds throwing weak punches in real life. Plus, our server is filled with strong and fearless players who know how to throw down like true warriors. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your fighting skills in the most epic Minecraft battles ever!

Ravencraft: Where even the Endermen pretend they’re not watching”

Address, Adults, BUILD, Community, Create, Difficulty, endermen, Experiment, Explore, Firespread, gallery, Map, Mods, multiplayer, new, PRETEND, Ravencraft, road network, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sleep plugin, Staff, Survival, Theyre, Watching, world border

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Server Name	Ravencraft
Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival multiplayer
Staff	Friendly mods
Community	Expanding community of players
Server Address	mc.ravensburg.org

About Us:

New map for 1.21
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty & sleep plugin
Firespread enabled
Expanding road network & Nether tunnel system
Dedicated hardware & Dynmap
Discord & LGBTQI+ friendly

We’re looking for players who:

Are 18 and over
Don’t use hacks or cheats
Are respectful of others
Want to hang out with friendly folks

FAQ:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18?A: No, the server is for players 18 and over.
Q: Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?A: No, hacks or cheats such as x-ray and baritone are not allowed.
Q: What are the server rules?A: The server rules can be found here.
Q: Is the server LGBTQI+ friendly?A: Yes, the server is LGBTQI+ friendly.
Q: How can I apply to join the server?A: Hop on the server and we will set you up with a quick application.

DragonDinerMinecraftSMP

Bitch, Blessing, death, destiny, Dragon.., DragonDinerMinecraftSMP, Drama, eaten, Enjoy, Epic, FANTASY, fate, GOD, Mythical, Prophecy, Revenge, Show, Supernatural, Vengeance, Watching, Wrath

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	56	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more unpredictable than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a dragon devouring someone (fingers crossed)!

Our server is filled with crazy characters and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your block. From secret alliances to unexpected betrayals, you never know what will happen next in this chaotic world.

So why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where the admins are actually dragons in disguise? That’s right, our mods are fire-breathing beasts who love to shake things up and keep everyone on their toes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is filled with deadly traps and cunning puzzles that will test even the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, anything can happen in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected!

BlazeWatchinMC SMP – “iCan’tFocusWithoutWeed”

addiction, Attention, BlazeWatchinMC, Cannabis, Cinema, concentration, distraction, Entertainment, film, Focus, Habit, HIGH, iCantFocusWithoutWeed, Marijuana, mind-altering, Movie, Relaxation, smp, Struggle, substance, Thc, Watching, Weed

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2021
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Animals Bred:	41	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Are you tired of watching movies without getting high first? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage all players to smoke weed before watching any film on our virtual movie nights! Our community believes that the best way to enjoy a movie is by being completely baked out of your mind. So if you want to join a server where getting stoned is not only encouraged but mandatory for movie nights, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your own stash because sharing is not caring in this virtual world.

AnyaCraft SMP: MyWifeIsBetterThanYours

#wife appreciation, AnyaCraft, Characters, Distracted, distraction, Focus, infatuation, Interest, Kino, love, Marriage, my wife, MyWifeIsBetterThanYours, Obsession, overthinking, perfect, Random, relationship, Scene, sidetracked, smp, Story, Watching

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the distractions of real life, like wives popping up randomly while you’re trying to watch kino. Our server is the perfect place to focus on building and exploring without any pesky interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might encounter. So come join us and leave your real-life distractions behind – unless your wife plays Minecraft too, in which case, bring her along for the fun!

NoFearFeastsMC

awkward, Behavior, Boyfriend, celebrate, Deipnophobic, disability, discrimination, Eating, FAMISHED, hang out, issue eating, mealtime, movies, NoFearFeastsMC, pizza, Restaurant, rude behavior, special event, Treat, UNCOMFORTABLE, Watching

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Enchantments Applied:	248	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel uncomfortable eating in front of people? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you have a fear of dining with others.

Join us and never worry about someone awkwardly watching you eat while they sit there without touching their food. Our server is a safe space for those who prefer to dine alone, even in a virtual world.

Plus, if you’re tired of rude guests who walk out without saying goodbye or spend most of the dinner in the bathroom, you’ll fit right in here. We understand the struggle of dealing with inconsiderate players and we promise to provide a welcoming environment for all.

So come on over and enjoy a meal in peace, without any judgment or discrimination. Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate dining experience like never before!

Bear Attack Minecraft Madness

Attack, Bear, Bravery, courage, danger, fear, female empowerment, fight back, independent, madness, mauled by a bear, Minecraft, Nature, perseverance, resilience, self reliance, strength, STRONG, Survival, wild animals, Wilderness, wildlife, WOMAN

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchantments Applied:	181	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the epic battle between a strong independent woman and a bear! Will she triumph over the furry beast or will she become its next meal? Join now to find out and maybe even lend a hand (or a pickaxe) in this wild showdown! Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can witness nature’s ultimate showdowns on our server? Join now for a front-row seat to all the chaos and craziness!

MJ’s Moonwalkers Minecraft Server

#youtube, 3peat, Argument, Comment, Goat, LeBron, Lebronsexual, meme, Minecraft, MJ, MJS, moonwalkers, negative responses, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Towns Built:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of getting attacked for stating your opinions on basketball GOATs? Join our Minecraft server and escape the Lebronsexual madness! Our community is filled with fellow MJ fans who will support your argument for MJ’s greatness with memes, jokes, and epic build battles. Plus, rumor has it that MJ himself plays on our server under the username “AirJordan23”. So come join us and dunk on the haters in more ways than one!

Epi-fail Pirate Adventure – Sinking Ships and Surprising Roleplay Towny

1700s, advanced fishing system, Adventure, armor, bedrock, Cannons, custom weapons, Discord, Earth Map, Economy, Epifail, Fishing, Geopolitical, Live Map, Map, Naval, Other, Pirate, player-built ships, PORT, Roleplay, sea monsters, Ships, Sinking, Surprising, Towny, Trailer, Treasures, Wars, Warships

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19

Epirate

Epirate is a geopolitical towny server set in the 1700s with custom weapons and Armor, fully functional warships, Cannons. Create your own town and nation, fight in wars, capture naval regions and more!

Features
Earth Map + Live Map
Custom Weapons and Armor
Sea Monsters
Player-built ships!
Treasures
Wars and naval regions
Economy
Advanced Fishing system

Discord – https://discord.gg/auG8XfWmj9

Trailer – https://youtu.be/ozYxswOib-I?si=Q7y3SwkREAVmm1N8

Map – https://map.epiratemc.com/

SERVER DETAILS

IP: play.epiratemc.com

Bedrock IP: epiratemc.com

Bedrock Port: 19132 Version – 1.20.x

IMPORTANT – Epirate has released 3 days ago!

Avaland VS Hypixel

Adventure, breath of fresh air, Community, creative challenges, Diverse Community, Dynamic Gameplay, exciting modes, fresh experiences, Growing Community, innovative mechanics., innovative server, interactive community, New Adventures, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, thrilling adventures, unforgettable experiences, unique challenges, vibrant and innovative, Vibrant Community, vibrant-server, wide range of modes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8427	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Hypixel vs Avaland

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers	Can be overcrowded and laggy at times
Offers a wide variety of game modes and activities	Some features may be locked behind paywalls
Frequent updates and events	Community may not be as close-knit

Avaland

Pros	Cons
Offers unique and innovative game modes	Smaller community compared to Hypixel
Community-focused with a closer-knit player base	May have fewer game modes and activities
Regularly introduces new mechanics and features	May not have as many players online at all times

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out? Hypixel is known for being one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers, offering a wide variety of game modes and activities, frequent updates and events.

What makes Avaland unique? Avaland stands out for its innovative game modes, community-focused approach with a close-knit player base, and regular introduction of new mechanics and features.

Which server is better for players looking for a large community? Hypixel would be more suitable for players looking for a large and bustling community, while Avaland is better for those seeking a smaller but more intimate player base.

Blocky Bants – Minecraft Madness #5344

4koma, Account XP, assault, Banners, Bants, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CONTENT, Events, guides, Hards, LIMITED, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, shorts, Side Content, Welfare

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so crazy that creepers have been known to breakdance instead of exploding. You’ll never know what to expect!

2. Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and ends up in the End dimension. It’s a wild ride, literally!

3. We have a secret underground base where villagers throw epic parties every night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their dance moves.

4. The Ender Dragon on our server is actually a stand-up comedian. You’ll be laughing so hard, you might forget to defeat it!

5. Our server events include sheep racing, pig jousting, and chicken karaoke. It’s a true spectacle that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be ready for the unexpected and the downright ridiculous!

Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server

airheaded, ANNOYING, Bitch, brainless, Clueless, dense, dumb, exasperating, Foolish, frustrating, ignorant, infuriating, IRRITATING, maddening, Minecraft, Nonsensical, obtuse, SENSELESS, Server, stupid, thick-headed, Unintelligent, vexing

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon, where you have to dodge flaming arrows and dodge evil creepers trying to sabotage your fun. And if you make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that have special abilities, like flying pigs and explosive chickens. And don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the disco club in the Nether realm – it’s lit!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Come on, don’t be a dumb bitch – join our server now!

☕ Just another Java Survival Server, but with a fancy af coffee theme because why not lol

admins, Basic, coffee, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, Essentials, Fancy, Griefprevention, Handmade, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, lol, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Theme, Unique

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address	mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

Thrembo’s Cold Shower Calithe Watch: The LOL Minecraft Server

Alternative Medicine, Calithe, calithe watch, cold, cold shower therapy, habits, health, holistic healing, lefort, Lifestyle, lol, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, Recovery, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, Routines, self improvement, self-care, Server, shower, Therapy, THREMBO, Thrembos, watch, wellness

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	52
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, look no further than lefort THREMBO! Join us for a wild ride of cold shower therapy and calithe watch! Why? Because who needs diamonds when you can have the refreshing feeling of a cold shower and the excitement of watching calithe do…whatever it is calithe does! Trust us, once you join lefort THREMBO, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Trashkino’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, avant garde, BIZARRE, blocky, Cinema, cult classic, eccentric, EXPERIMENTAL, film, indie, low budget, Movie, Obscure, offbeat, quirky, strange, surreal, Trash, trashkino, Trashkinos, Unconventional, Underground, Unique, weird

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs through the skies, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Our community is filled with friendly players who love to prank each other and have epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LunarSphere: Where even Endermen are fashionable and Creeper explosions are fabulous!

Audius, Classes, Community, creeper, Custom, Custom Shops, Economy, ELEMENTALS, Enchants, endermen, EU, Events, explosions, Fabulous, Fashionable, Jobs, LunarSphere, Magic, mobs, Music, Nostalgia, Plots, RPG, smp, Trading, twists, US, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	audius.party
Discord	https://discord.gg/xm4xmxH7cx
Server Summary	Systems-friendly environment Open to everybody Welcoming community, including the LGBT+ community EU / US Community Land-Claim GUIs for easy landclaims Custom Shops, Enchants, Jobs, Economy, Player Trading Custom Classes and mobs with magic fighting elements

Main features of our server are long-time thought through with various open changes coming our way in the future. Welcome to join us now!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server open to everyone?

Yes, the server is open to everybody.

2. Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom shops, enchantments, jobs, economy, and player trading. Additionally, there are custom classes and mobs with magical elements.

3. Is the community welcoming and non-toxic?

Yes, the community is non-toxic and welcoming to all players.

4. Can players claim land on the server?

Yes, players can use the Land-Claim GUIs for easy landclaims.

5. What regions does the server cater to?

The server caters to both EU and US communities.

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