🔥watching TV Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TV Dressing Room Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic fashion shows in the virtual world! Our players are known for their outrageous dressing gown ensembles that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs armor when you can rock a cozy robe while battling creepers?

One time, a player decided to host a TV marathon event in-game, complete with virtual popcorn and soda. But things took a hilarious turn when another player showed up wearing a dressing gown and slippers, thinking it was a pajama party. The sight of them watching TV together in their comfy attire had everyone in stitches!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious, come join us! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our world of laughter and fun.

NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

activities, Board Games, Crafts, dreaming, Entertainment, going out, hobbies, Listening to music, long tail tag: “life before the internet”, Minecraft, NoInternetNights, Nostalgia, playing games, pre-internet, Puzzles, reading, Sleeping, smp, socializing, Stargazing, talking on the phone, watching TV, Writing

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2361
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magic Items Found:	3937	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

so /tv/ Minecraft SMP, I understand you’re getting older

aging, aging gracefully, embracing age, Entertainment, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, growing up, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Older, Reflection, Reminiscing, series, shows, smp, television, time passing, TV, understand, watching TV, wisdom, Youre

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	172	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Farms Harvested:	270	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild SMP where the admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house turned into a giant cake or your farm overrun by dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have their own currency and economy. Trade with them for rare items and unlock hidden quests that will take you on epic adventures across the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous pandas!

””> Watching TV” Minecraft Server

Ads, Broadcast, commercials, cultural diversity, Entertainment, Geolocation, Language, location-based, Media consumption, Minecraft, Regional, regional marketing, Server, Spanish, spanish language, State, targeted advertising, television, television ads, tv shows, viewing habits, Watching, watching TV

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

> So you’re just chilling, watching TV on your couch when suddenly, BAM! A Spanish ad pops up out of nowhere. It’s like your geolocation is trying to tell you something. It’s a sign, my friend. A sign that you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP.

> Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so lit, even your geolocation is getting in on the action. Imagine building your own virtual empire while also decoding secret messages from the universe. It’s like playing Minecraft and solving a mystery at the same time. Mind blown, right?

> So come on, join us on this wild ride of Spanish ads and geolocation shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. It’s gonna be a wild, wacky, and totally unpredictable adventure. Don’t miss out!

Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Potions Brewed:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyWife Minecraft Server

adulting, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWife, DAUGHTER, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Minecraft, nasty comments, parenting, relationships, Relaxation, Respect, Server, storming off, time for self, Upset, watching TV, Wife, work-life balance, working hours

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of being called the worst father ever for simply wanting to relax and watch some TV? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama like this! Join us and build your own virtual paradise where no one can judge you for wanting to unwind after a long day of work. Plus, on our server, you can set your own boundaries and rules – because who needs real-life drama when you can create your own virtual world where you make the rules? So come join us and leave the real world behind – after all, you deserve some time to relax and have fun!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

bird England, bird of freedom British patriotism, bird of harmony British symbolism, bird of hope British values, bird of innocence British nationalism, bird of love British identity, bird of loyalty British society, bird of peace British Isles, bird of purity British pride, bird of serenity, bird of tranquility British symbolism, bird species in UK British heritage, bird species UK, bird symbolism British symbol, bird watching British wildlife, blocky, British, Brits, dove United Kingdom, Minecraft, peace London, pigeon British tradition, Server, symbol British culture, white dove British history

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

long tail tag, Minecraft, Official, pony, smp, Thread

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

SandwichSis Minecraft Server

aita, bullying, Disrespect, family dynamics, favoritism, game development, Golden Child, Grandparents, Gymnastics, Jealousy, Manners, Minecraft, parental love, Resentment, sandwich, SandwichSis, School, Server, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	197
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

abortion, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DAUGHTER, disagreement, Eye, family, husband, in-laws, loyalty, mommas, MONEY, Party, relationship, Secrets, SisSneakNoMore, sister, Support, Trust, Understanding, watchful

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	4963	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

Adventure, BUILD, CraftyCraze, creativity, dream life, Exploration, Explore, freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, learning, leisure, luxury, Passion, Peace of mind, personal growth, philanthropy, Relaxation, self-care, travel, Volunteer work, wellness

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	24

If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

DesertingTroopsMC Server

Arrival, Conflict, Defection, deserting, DesertingTroopsMC, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, global news, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military deployment, military intervention, north korean, political tensions, security threats, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

UkrainianDroneDrama

Conflict, drone operators, eastern europe, Hostilities, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Justice, Loss, Military, Murdered, Peace efforts, political tensions, russians, Tragedy, tragic events, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneDrama, Victims, War Crimes

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	174
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Touching Universe Craft

Connection, Cosmic, cosmic energy, cosmic existence, cosmic interconnectedness, cosmic touch, cosmic unity, Craft, Existence, interconnectedness, interconnection, Interdependence, oneness, touching, Unity, unity of all things, Universal Connection, universal oneness, universal touch, Universe, vastness

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

blocky, Blunders, confusion, Curiosity, Development, Event, Happened, Happenings, Incident, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, occurrence, Server, Situation, unexpected

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9322
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Votes:	4610

Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!