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BOYS AND GIRLS Minecraft SMP

aew, AEW BOUND, Boys, DRAW A DIME, DRAW A MILLY, dynamite, Entertainment, FUCKS HIS DOG, gather round, Girls, Having Fun, Minecraft, no reason, NO RHYME, silly, SLog, smp, TONY KHAN, WATCHING DYNAMITE, wrestling

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server. Legend has it that Tony Khan himself tried to join, but he couldn’t handle the intensity of our builds and ended up accidentally spawning a million creepers in his base. And that’s not even the craziest part!

We have boys and girls coming together to create the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Tony Khan riding a llama, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you think you can outbuild us, think again. We once had a player who tried to build a replica of Dynamite, but it ended up looking more like a soggy potato.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and where Tony Khan may or may not have a secret dog army, then come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits.

No More Foids Minecraft Server

avoid running, Blame, don’t want to see you run, Fault, fault of foids, foids, Minecraft, never again, never run, RESPONSIBILITY, running behavior, Server, stay put, stop running, unacceptable behavior, Women, women’s actions, women’s behavior, women’s choices, women’s decisions, women’s responsibility

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	1023
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Runes Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of being chased by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs have all been replaced with adorable kittens! That’s right, no more running for your life, just cute little meowing companions following you around everywhere.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of pixelated villagers doing the Macarena.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our magical flying pig? Yes, you heard that right. We have flying pigs that will take you on a tour of the server from high up in the sky. Just hold on tight and enjoy the view!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to running from mobs and hello to a world of crazy fun and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Trump Minecraft SMP Inauguration

Action-Adventure, console gaming, current events, Entertainment, escapism, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, immersive experiences, INAUGURATION, Jensen’s, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, PC Gaming, Politics, role playing games, second term, smp, strategy games, trump, Trump presidency, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Farms Harvested:	500	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you ready to survive the chaos of a second Trump presidency in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build walls higher than Trump’s toupee and mine for diamonds to fund your own presidential campaign.

We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.

Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Forehead Drummer Minecraft Server

Appearance, drummer, drummer girl, drumming abilities, drumming skills, forehead, forehead beauty, forehead criticism, forehead curiosity, forehead features, forehead mysteries, forehead questions, forehead shape, forehead size, forehead uniqueness, huge forehead, Minecraft, Music, musician, percussionist, Server, talent, what is it good for

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll find out why that drummer girl has such a huge forehead – turns out, it’s actually a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who knew forehead size could be so useful in Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells the funniest jokes and gives out free diamonds to anyone who can make him laugh. Trust us, it’s worth it just to hear his terrible puns.

So come on over and join the madness on our server. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you? Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before in Minecraft!

Slip Knot Bros Minecraft SMP

bros, knot, Minecraft, Slip, Slipknot Bros Not Like This Metal Music Rock Heavy Metal Band Nu Metal Alternative Metal Iowa Corey Taylor Joey Jordison Jim Root Shawn Crahan Sid Wilson Mick Thomson Craig Jones Paul Gray Chris Fehn, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you want to join a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the cows and the chickens have formed their own government? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing enchanted diamonds at their weak spots. Or participate in our weekly llama races, where the fastest llama wins a crown made of golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and shoot fireballs from its beak. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Existence? Minecraft Server

Consciousness, contemplation, emotions, Existence, existence exploration, existence inquiry, existence pondering, existence questions, existential crisis, existentialism, Identity, introspection, Life, Meaning, Minecraft, Perception, philosophy, purpose, Reality, self reflection, Server, Thoughts

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the laws of physics don’t apply and existence is just a suggestion.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden realms where you can meet unicorns, fight off zombie llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a magical rainbow cape that lets you fly around the server like a majestic superhero.

So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT cannons). Existence has never been so hilarious!

Mine Craft SMP – Epic Seven General

#pantsu, 10/24 Update, Blood blade Karin, Circus Fantasia, cope, Craft, e7g, Epic, Epic Seven General, Eternal Wanderer Ludwig, general, Guilds, Holy Sacrifice, Increased Rates, Krau, Lucklets, MUI, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, Sage Baal Sezan, smp, Top Model Luluca, Urban Shadow Choux, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that will have you dominating in no time, outrageous resources that will blow your mind, and yuppieraids that will have you raiding like a pro.

And don’t even get me started on our /e7g/ Guilds. We’ve got Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – all ready to welcome you with open arms. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the insanity begin!

McVanilla Minecraft server

banner, description, Lazy, McVanilla, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Animals Bred:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

The owner of the McVanilla server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.9.145.8:25668

The Wooly Sheeptuber Minecraft Server

#EsilaShephield, AlpaChomps, AyuCouldEat, Blockheads, Chikafujilisa, discussion, Dolliehitsujida, EiraWoolcott, Essie_ch, Ex-Tsunderia, HoshimiyaMeeple, itsmoisi, Kotomisnacks, Krumroll, Livestream, Maru_Nanamona, Meru, Meruru, Minecraft, Mintmai, NEUN09, NinoEgyn, NoenaYumeshiro, ohitsu_zi, parasi, PillowdearASMR, pixel girls, Pixel VSMP, PixelLink, PleiadesLillie, pomu.pages.dev, Raki, RakiKazuki, RheaNevermore, savehymn, Server, Sheep, Sheeptuber, SleepSheepASMR, Sleepy_Project, SpreadSheep, tsunX, Unity, VSMP, vt.rita.moe, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, Yoiyume_fuwamu, youho0411, yuuna, ZenyaHima

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	509253
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no sheep vtubers in sight? Well, look no further because our server is filled to the brim with woolly content creators and their friends! Join now to hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, EsilaShephield, RheaNevermore, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, PleiadesLillie, AyuCouldEat, and RakiKazuki. And don’t even get us started on the mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona, HoshimiyaMeeple, and Yoiyume_Fuwamu.

Need more convincing? How about the fact that we have Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place? Plus, we have exclusive discussions about Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a woolly good time! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret sheep society plotting world domination…just kidding…or are we? 😂🐑 #SheepSquadGoals

Earplugs Minecraft SMP

bedframe noise, bedroom noise, disruptive noise, earplugs, headphones, Minecraft, mom’s lover, NEET, noise cancellation, noise reduction, noise suppression, peaceful sleep, quiet environment, Recommendations, sleep accessories, sleep aid, sleep disturbance, sleep solutions, smp, sound blocking, soundproofing, unwanted noise

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as your mom’s love life! Need a break from hearing her bedframe all night with her new lover? Join our server and escape the noise by building your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life problems when you can create your own hilarious shenanigans in-game? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide out and avoid any awkward encounters. So grab your headphones and join us for a wild ride on our server!

Veilguard’s Epic Minecraft Server

acceptance, Brainstorming, Character, Development, Diversity, Empathy, enby, Epic, folx, Game, Inclusivity, lead writer, Minecraft, narrative, Payoff, progress, representation, Revision, Server, storytelling, success, transformation, Veilguard, Veilguards

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, the Lead Writer actually became a non-binary character in the game! That’s right, you can interact with a character who went through a whole 10-year journey of self-discovery and now you get to learn to empathize with them. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Join us for the drama, the laughs, and the chance to explore your own identity while playing a blocky video game. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep? Join now and be a part of this groundbreaking experience!