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CraftyHamasMCServ

cnn, collaboration, Conflict, CraftyHamasMCServ, Ethics, extremism, findings, freelance journalist, gaza, Gaza-based, Hamas, investigation, Journalism, journalist, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, Report, Support, Terrorism, watchdog report

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Dimension Hops:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crops Grown:	8496
Alien Abductions:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like a firework show in da sky! We got more diamonds than a rich man’s pinky ring collection, and creepers be creepin’ like they just saw a buffet of players to explode on.

Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic battles between factions since the great potato war of ’69. We got dragons flyin’ around like they own the place, and our admins are more powerful than a stack of enchanted golden apples.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the most feared player in all of Minecraft. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Yuri’s Blocky Adventures: Where Even Creepers are More Enjoyable Than Yuri

Adventures, blocky, CREEPERS, Enjoyable, fall in love, MahoAko, wfm, wretched fate, YuRi, Yuri protagonists, Yuris

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Potions Brewed:	190

Are you tired of falling in love with Yuri protagonists in every game you play? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of love-struck anime characters!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about those pesky Yuri protagonists. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion on the server that can cure you of your love woes once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a world of blocky fun!

The Blocky Incest Palace

adult content, Archive, blocky, Erotica, family, FANTASY, forbidden love, greentext, hot, Incest, kink, OC, Older stories, Palace, Roleplay, Screencaps, sexual adventures, Stories, taboo, taboo relationships, Thread, Wincest

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ores Mined:	4137
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

activism, Allegiance, Civil unrest, Conflict, confusion, Crafty, debate, Democracy, Division, Government, loyalty, national identity, nationalism, opposition, partisanship, patriotism, Pick, polarization, political divide, Politics, protest, Side, Social Issues, society

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7029	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

battle, blocky, body count, collaboration, Crime Scene, CRIMINAL MINDS, dangerous duo, dark fantasy, deadly pair, death toll, Homicide, how many, hypothetical scenario, kill, murder, Royale.., sinister plot, speculation, teamwork, think.., Thriller, together, violence

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	3757
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	7

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

Civilization, creeper, critical, culture, Defense, heritage, Hero, historical, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influential, Legacy, preservation, Protection, saves, saves Western civilization, SAVING, Significance, society, Time, tradition, VALUES, Western civilization, world, YeetCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

Adventure, becoming, big, CREEPERS, dream family, Excited, family, family life, Future, Hope, Join, man, MomCraft, Mother, Motherhood, motherly instincts, Nice, parenting, Slowly, traditional family, traditional roles, traditional values, tradtional, tradwife, urge, Wild, worries

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Villages Defended:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magic Items Found:	7007

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl’s, BLOCK, cute, Japanese culture, Kawaii, kawaii girl, Manga, moe, moe aesthetic, moe art, moe character, moe style, moegirl, MoegirlsCraft, Otaku, otaku culture, Side, waifu, waifu material

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4032	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

enter, FCKED, fuck, funny names, google meet, ksh-wkpq-rbx, Meet, Meeting, Minecraft, room, Server, thatcher, Thatchers

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Animals Bred:	90	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

accident, black people, Colorful, controversial statement, Crafty, Cultural awareness, cultural comparison, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, Minecraft, Political Correctness, prejudice, race relations, racial profiling, racism, Russian, Server, Shenanigans, slavs, social commentary, social justice, Stereotypes, wrong color

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

Adventure, Boss Battles, Character customization, CraftyCreeperz, Dungeons, endgame content, exciting gameplay, Exploration, FANTASY, FFXIV, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Gaming Community, In-game Events, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, patch updates, player community, role-playing game, Server, Square Enix, Story-Driven

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!