ProfessionRegret SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional llama wrangler but realized that llamas are actually pretty sassy and not worth the trouble? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of herding virtual llamas without the risk of getting spit on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are hellbent on taking over the world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve their poultry-filled dreams? Or will you stand against them and become the hero that Minecraftia deserves?

With epic quests, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for anyone looking for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Movie Burnout Server

Boredom, Burnout, cannot watch again, Childhood, classic, exhausted, FATIGUE, Favorite, film, Movie, never again, Nostalgia, Obsession, once was enough, over and over, repeat, rewatch, Server, tired, too much, watch

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crops Grown:	1044
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of watching that one movie so many times that you can recite every line in your sleep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Movie Repeats” policy! That’s right, no more watching that same old movie on repeat for the millionth time. Instead, join our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and adventures. Who needs movies when you can build your own epic story in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us and say goodbye to that movie marathon madness!

UkrDefense Minecraft Server

air defense, Attack, Conflict, defence forces, Defense, Destruction, drone warfare, Drones, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, russia, russia ukraine conflict, Server, Ukraine, UkrDefense, War

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about the epic Minecraft server where Ukraine’s defence forces are straight up destroying Russian missiles and drones left and right? That’s right, we got explosions, we got epic battles, we got chaos galore!

Join our server and witness the madness unfold as Ukraine’s defence forces take on Russia’s largest attack like it’s just another day in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build your own base, gather resources, and watch as the fireworks fly in this insane showdown of epic proportions.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join the server, you might just get a chance to ride a missile like a rocket ship and blast off into the sky. Who needs elytra when you can fly on a missile, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join the craziest Minecraft server on the block and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

CraftyCreeperStrike

Conflict, CraftyCreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, green light, international relations, Military, military strategy, Moscow, SECURITY, st petersburg, Storm Shadow missiles, strike, Targets, uk, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Villages Defended:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	905631

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Ukraine is all like “Yo UK, can we like, totally bomb Moscow and St. Petersburg with Storm Shadow Missiles?” And UK is just like “Sure, why not? Sounds like a party!” So now Ukraine is on a mission to blow up some major cities in Russia, but like, in a totally virtual Minecraft way, ya know?

Join this server if you wanna be part of this wild adventure where Ukraine is flexing its missile muscles and causing chaos in the virtual world. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Maybe next week they’ll try to invade the moon or something, who knows! So come join the madness and let’s see where this wild ride takes us!

EcoCraft: Stick It to ‘Em!

adhesive advancements, adhesive benefits, adhesive customization, adhesive development, adhesive industry, adhesive innovation, adhesive materials, adhesive recycling, adhesive research, adhesive solutions, adhesive technology, adhesive uses, adhesive versatility, consumer applications, eco-friendly adhesives, EcoCraft, green adhesives, industrial applications, medical applications, recyclable adhesives, Stick., sustainable adhesives

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, imagine a world where you can, like, stick things together in minecraft, but with, like, new recyclable adhesives that can be easily adapted for medical, consumer, and industrial applications. like, you can build a hospital and stick all the bandages together with this new adhesive, or, like, create a super cool roller coaster for all the players to ride on. it’s, like, the ultimate crafting experience, dude. join our server now and experience the stickiest fun you’ll ever have in minecraft!

Vanilla Playground: Where chaos reigns and chat reports vanish faster than my diamonds!

Adrenaline, Anarchy, Battles, canvas, challenge, Chaos, Chat, Claim, Community, creativity, diamonds, dreams, Dungeons, Faster, History, paint, Play, Playground, Protection, regulations, REIGNS, Reports, Resources, smp, TEAM, Treasures, Vanilla, vanish, vigilance

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Welcome to Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is VPG?	VPG is a classic anarchy server with no plugins, offering a pure vanilla Minecraft experience.
Is there any rules on VPG?	No, VPG operates on the principle of anarchy, allowing players to have total freedom in their gameplay.
How do I join a team on VPG?	Join the Discord server at discord.mcvpg.org to find and connect with other players to form a team.
What makes VPG unique?	VPG offers a vast world size of 16×16 million blocks, a thriving community, and a commitment to quality, security, and comfort for players.
Can I protect my creations on VPG?	There are no claim or protection plugins on VPG, so players must rely on their skills and strategies to defend their builds and resources.

JeetCraft Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, cultural clash, cultural expectations, DATING, European woman, Expectations, family, Friend, Identity, Immigrant, incel, Jeet, JeetCraft, Marriage, Minecraft, parents, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, self worth, Server, societal pressure, traditional values

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Void Armor Forged:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of your jeet friend’s incel antics? Looking for a place where you can escape the drama and just have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all the jeet drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world filled with crazy creatures and endless possibilities. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, or just chill with your new Minecraft buddies.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a European woman in the game who will finally make your jeet friend jealous enough to stop his incel nonsense. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Brok3nBank Minecraft SMP

arrest, black guy, Brok3nBank, Catch, Community, crime, criminal justice system, discrimination, dude, fear, INEQUALITY, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Poor, prejudice, racial profiling, Safety, smp, SUSPECT, suspect identification, suspicion

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to spawn here.

Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re supposed to be mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold dance parties with skeletons.

So why join? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of golden carrots? Trust us, this server is so insane, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare set foot here.

NoDDforNewbie Minecraft Server

ASSHLE, bar, CAR, club, Coke, d&d, designated driver, divided group, feminine hygiene products, Free Loader, friend group, gas, Incident, insults, Minecraft, new girl, night out, NoDDforNewbie, PAD, Parking, pervert, Petty, Server, tampon

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	8048
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!

On our server, we have a special “DD” role where the designated driver gets rewarded with virtual cokes for their services. No credit card required, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

Forget about tampons and pads, on our server, we have a first aid kit full of diamonds and emeralds for those emergency situations. No need to worry about being called a pervert for having feminine hygiene products in your inventory.

Join us for a wild night out in the virtual world where the only thing you’ll be kicked out of is a pixelated bar. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to building epic structures with your new Minecraft friends.

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a minecart? See you in the virtual world, where the only thing getting divided is the blocks you’re mining!

NoMortgageNoCosign

bills, Boyfriend, co-signing, Communication, covid, credit cards, DEBT, financial situation, Girlfriend, guarantee, House, Job, legal recourse, living together, loan, Mortgage, name.., NoMortgageNoCosign, refinancing, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	8927	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	New Chunks Explored:	290861
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Join our Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like this and build your dream world without any crazy boyfriends trying to drag you into their financial mess! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to relax, mine some blocks, and maybe even tame a virtual pet llama or two. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave the real world behind – we promise no one will ask you to co-sign a mortgage here!

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