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PlasticCraft: Biodegrade in 7 Days!

Bacteria, biodegradable plastic, biodegradable solution, biodegradable technology, Biodegrade, Days, eco-friendly plastic, environmental conservation, environmental innovation., enzyme, green technology, innovative materials, living plastic, PCL, plastic alternatives, plastic degradation, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Sustainable development, sustainable materials, sustainable plastic

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got living plastic blocks that biodegrade like magic! imagine building a sick castle out of plastic blocks and then BAM! they start breaking down into nothingness like a disappearing act at a magic show. it’s like having a built-in clean-up crew for all your building projects. plus, who wouldn’t want to witness plastic coming to life and then disappearing in a matter of days? it’s like a real-life science experiment right in your minecraft world. so come on over and experience the wonder of living plastic blocks for yourself!

Verdatus SMP: Our Only Regret is Not Having More Sheep

activities, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Experience, Fun, GSit, java, Join, Mature, Minecraft, regret, Server, Sheep, smp, Vanilla, Verdatus, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	198
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Verdatus SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 Java
Features	Dynmap, Gsit
Minimum Age	18+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is Verdatus SMP?	Verdatus is a 1.21 Java server that provides a vanilla experience with some cool improvements.
Are mods required to play on Verdatus?	No mods are needed to play on Verdatus SMP.
Do you use voice chat on Verdatus?	Yes, we use voice chat frequently on the server and encourage players to participate in activities.
How can I join Verdatus SMP?	To join, you must be 18 years or older.
Where can I find the world map of Verdatus SMP?	You can view the world map here.
Where can I join the Discord server for Verdatus SMP?	You can join our Discord server here.

PeePeeCraft Minecraft Server

bladder control exercises, bladder control issues, bladder dysfunction, bladder health, bladder problems, bladder training, frequent urination, incontinence causes, incontinence treatment, Minecraft, Overactive Bladder, PeepeeCraft, pelvic floor exercises, premature urination, Server, urinary dysfunction, urinary frequency, urinary incontinence, urinary issues, urinary leakage, urinary system disorders, urinary tract health, urinary urgency

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ores Mined:	2129
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of waiting for the perfect time to pee in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace premature urination with open arms! Join us for a wild ride as you try to build and survive while constantly battling the urge to pee. Who knew virtual bladder control could be so exhilarating? So come on, join us and let the golden showers begin!

KinoCraft SMP: The Kino Redefiners

artwork, Characters, Cinema, cinematography, DELAY, dialogue, Director, editing, film, jcnew, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, Plot, Post Production, production, Redefiners, redefines kino, Richie, script rewrite, smp, storytelling, update

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve redefined the term “kino” here – forget about boring old servers, this place is where the real fun happens.

Join us for insane adventures, like the time we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor. Or how about the time we built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether? Oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as creepers and pranked the admin by blowing up his house (don’t worry, we rebuilt it with obsidian).

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of crazy players who love to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Plus, rumor has it that the next batch of artwork being sent to Richie is going to be so epic, you won’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

NoBraCraft Minecraft Server

baggy clothing, Boyfriend, create drama, DATING, fully dressed, HMO, hot weather, house groupchat, housemates, ignoring message, inappropriate clothing, Interact, kitchen, live peacefully, Minecraft, NoBraCraft, pulled aside, pyjamas, refusing to wear a bra, Server, Top, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable roommate, weird situation

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can wear whatever you want, even if it’s just your pixelated pajamas! No bras required in this virtual world, because let’s be real, those things are uncomfortable AF.

Join us and build your own virtual house with your own virtual bathroom, and only share a virtual kitchen with other players. Just make sure to put on a virtual jumper if you’re feeling a bit chilly, but feel free to rock that virtual top if it’s hot in the game.

Forget about real-life drama like housemate conflicts, because on our server, you can be as braless as you please without anyone judging you. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just tell them you’ll wear whatever you damn well please in your virtual house.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be as free-spirited as you want without any Karens telling you what to do. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a drama-free zone where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!

ambulance, broken ankle, Communication, CraftyHub, emergency, Emotional support, fear, ftw, Hospital, hospital visit, husband, husband’s business, neglect, relationship, Support, surgery, surgery complications, surgery recovery, surgery updates, text messages, Upset, visiting hours, visits

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	44	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Potions Brewed:	155	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did? Look no further than our server! We promise to always be there for you, whether you break your ankle or need someone to pick you up after surgery. Our virtual nurses will hold your hand through any tough times, and our ortho team is always on call for any emergency surgeries. Plus, visiting hours are 24/7, so you can count on us to be there whenever you need us. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more reliable than this husband’s phone on silent mode!

OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.

CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone, drone missile, global tensions, international relations, leader, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Politics, president, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, sick old man, SickOldMans, Technology, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	677	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!