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CryptoCraft SMP

altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, Crypto, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, ethereum, finance, Future, innovation, Investment, market, smp, speculation, Technology, Trading, virtual currency

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft and want to mine for cryptocurrency instead? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where all the blocks are made of Bitcoin and the creepers explode into Dogecoin! Our server is so crypto-crazy that even Herobrine is investing in NFTs! So come join us and become the richest player in the metaverse – just watch out for those pesky Endermen trying to steal your digital wallet!

MineCraftSwimCartoon

adult animation, adult humor, adult swim, animated series, animation, best, cartoon, comedy, cult favorite, Edgy, Entertainment, humor, Irreverent, late night, late night programming, MineCraftSwimCartoon, Parody, satire, series, surreal, television

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Farms Harvested:	313	Dragon Eggs Found:	8387
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending episode of Caillou? Well, look no further, because our server is like the Rick and Morty of Minecraft servers – full of crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-bending twists!

Join us for a chance to build your very own Pickle Rick statue, battle evil mobs with the power of Szechuan sauce, and explore a dimension where everything is made out of interdimensional cable. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret portal hidden in the Nether, you’ll be transported to a realm where Mr. Meeseeks grants all your wishes (as long as they involve building epic structures in Minecraft, of course).

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft community this side of the multiverse? Come join us and get schwifty!

R.O.H. – Reign of Farts – No Crap Just Life-suck – Starting in 1 Week!

Alliance, Anarchy, battle, Calendar, collaborate, Community, Crafting, Crap, Discord, farts, Founding, grand opening, invite, Launch, LifeSteal, Lifesuck, Minecraft, Moderation, Plugin, PvP, R.O.H, Reign, Server, Starting, Updates, Website, Week

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Towns Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3929	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Reign of Hearts Minecraft Server

Launch Date	8/10/2024
Key Features	Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain health by defeating enemies and players. Balanced PvP: Fair and competitive player vs. player combat. Community-Driven: Positive and friendly community. Minimal Plugins: Enhancements without overwhelming. Active Moderation: Dedicated team for a enjoyable environment.
How to Join	Mark Your Calendar: Grand opening next week. Follow Our Updates: Stay tuned for launch time. Spread the Word: Invite your friends to join.
Server IP	Will be posted in discord shortly before launch.
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Q: What is the launch date of the Reign of Hearts server?

A: The server is launching on 8/10/2024.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Stay tuned for updates on the launch time and join our Discord server to get the IP address before the launch.

Q: What are the key features of the server?

A: The key features include lifesteal mechanics, balanced PvP, community-driven environment, minimal plugins, and active moderation.

Q: Who is the server owner?

A: Gr4ybyte is the owner of Reign of Hearts Minecraft server.

BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

art, BaguetteCraft, cuisine, culture, European, fashion, France, French people, History, landmarks, Language, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Opinions, Paris, Politics, revolution, Server, society, Stereotypes, tourism, travel, wine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Oh la la, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual Eiffel Tower of fun, with more baguettes than you can shake a stick at! Join us for a Minecraft experience that will make you say “oui oui” all day long.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of French poodles who have mastered the art of building pixelated croissants. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with beret-wearing skeletons who love to play accordion music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cheese factory, where you can mine blocks of cheese and craft delicious fromage creations. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where everyone speaks in a French accent.

So come join us on this fantastique Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for cheesy puns). Vive la France, vive le Minecraft!

MarketableSteveMinecraftSMP

advertising, brand image, brand loyalty., branding, branding campaign, Business, Commercial, consumer behavior, Digital Marketing, market research, market trends, marketable, MarketableSteveMinecraftSMP, marketing strategy, marketing tactics, Product Placement, Promotion, Sales, social media marketing, target audience

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most marketable one out there! Our owner is basically a Minecraft influencer, with a merch line that includes diamond pickaxes and creeper plushies. Join our server and bask in the glory of being associated with such a marketable legend. Who needs diamonds when you can have clout, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a leather cap. And don’t even get me started on the time they built a functioning roller coaster in the Nether. You’ll never be bored on this server, that’s for sure.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most marketable Minecraft community in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own line of merchandise one day. The possibilities are endless!

NoShowNoGoCraft

baby shower, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, coworker, Empathy, Events, Expectations, forgiveness, friendship, Gender Reveal, infertility, loyalty, mental health, NoShowNoGoCraft, Pregnancy, relationships, Resentment, Support, Weddings

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	283	Towns Built:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of friendships in this story.

Looking for a server where friendships are tested, alliances are broken, and pettiness reigns supreme? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on juicy gossip and epic showdowns.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like our friend Lindsey here. Will you choose to support your friends in their time of need, or will you pull a Lindsey and ghost them when they need you the most?

With events like weddings, baby showers, and gender reveals, our server is the ultimate battleground for friendship drama. Will you be the hero who shows up for your friends, or will you be the villain who skips out on important milestones?

So why wait? Join our server now and dive headfirst into a world of friendship turmoil and emotional rollercoasters. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a scandalous saga that will keep you coming back for more.

TimeTravelerTales Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alternate dimension, Alternate Reality, Alternate Timeline, crazy experience, interdimensional travel, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-bending journey, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Multiverse, parallel universe, reality shift, Sci Fi, smp, temporal distortion, temporal paradox, time machine, time slip, time travel, time warp, TimeTravelerTales

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can time travel to parallel universes! That’s right, forget about boring old survival mode, here you can explore crazy alternate realities where pigs ride on top of creepers and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a universe where chickens rule the land and zombies are actually friendly villagers in disguise. Who knows what wacky adventures await you as you navigate through different dimensions and encounter bizarre creatures like flying squids and dancing skeletons.

So if you’re ready for a mind-bending, time-traveling, parallel universe-hopping experience, then join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even meet a version of yourself who is a professional llama wrangler or a master chef who cooks with TNT. The possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

DragonVsUnicron

battle, dragon fantasy, Dragon rider, DragonVsUnicron, epic battle, fantastical creature, FANTASY, fantasy world, fire-breathing dragon, legendary creature, MAGICAL, Majestic, Mischievous, Mythical, mythical beast, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical horse, ride into battle, UNICORN, unicorn warrior

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	743	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Are you tired of boring old horses in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can ride into battle on a majestic fire-breathing dragon or a mischievous unicron! That’s right, we’ve got mythical creatures galore just waiting for you to hop on their backs and conquer the land.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where the trees are made of crispy bacon and the pigs are extra delicious. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a swim in the Lava Lake, where the lava is actually made of hot sauce and the fish have a spicy kick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs horses when you can ride a fire-breathing dragon or a mischievous unicron? It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

Buffett’s Blocky Minecraft Server

Apple, berkshire hathaway, billionaire, blocky, Buffetts, Business, divestment, finance, financial decision, Investment, market move, Minecraft, News, sell off, SELLING, Server, shares, stake, stock market, stock portfolio, Technology, Trading, wall street, warren buffett

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Crops Grown:	7341
Star Shards Collected:	148	Dragons Tamed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WARREN BUFFETT’S BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY JUST SOLD LIKE HALF ITS STAKE IN APPLE, SO U KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT AF! LIKE, MAYBE THEY’RE GONNA USE ALL THAT CASH TO BUY DIAMONDS IN MINECRAFT OR SOMETHING, WHO KNOWS?! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U JOIN, U MIGHT RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A GIANT ROCKET SHIP TO FLY TO THE MOON AND MINE MOON ROCKS. TRUE STORY, BRO. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! 🚀🌕💎 #MOONROCKS #WARRENBUFFETT #ELONMUSK #MINECRAFTPARTY

ArcticCraft: Survival Origins

adaptation, Africa, ancient history, anthropology, ArcticCraft, climate change, cold weather, early humans, environmental factors, evolutionary biology, human evolution, human migration, ice age, Migration, Origins, paleoanthropology, prehistoric, research, scientific discovery, Survival, Survival Techniques

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic journey of early humans surviving the cold when they left africa. we have igloos, snowball fights, and even a woolly mammoth petting zoo. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive like our ancestors did. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ice cream and hot cocoa. what are you waiting for? come freeze your blocky butt off with us!