Blockbuster Bonanza: Where the movies play themselves (>sets movie to 1)

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate kino time! Our server is so lit that even setting your movie to 1.5 speed will enhance your gaming skills and make you a Minecraft pro in no time. Plus, imagine being able to watch movies quicker and join in on discussions at work or school like a boss. It’s finna be a wild ride, so hop on and let the madness begin!

Bet On Minecraft SMP

Bellatrix will be South Asian, Bet.., Cedric will be mulatto, Diversity, Dumbledore will be white, Dursley’s will be white, Filch will be white, Hagrid will be black, Harry will be white but swarthy, Hermoinie will be black, Hogwarts, Lupin will be white, Malfoys will be white, McGonagle will be black, Minecraft, Neville will be white, Nymphadora will be East Asian, Pettigrew will be white, Place your bets, race representation, Ron will be white ginger, Sirius will be South Asian, smp, Snape will be East Asian, Voldemort will be white

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

EvilCraftersUnite

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

CraftyCorruptionEU

Accountability, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, Corruption, CraftyCorruptionEU, Democracy, democracy in crisis, eastern europe, EU, european politics, european union, Fidesz, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, opposition leader, Orbán, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Emeralds Found:	1034	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Butt Plug City

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	276	Crops Grown:	4946
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

Adventure, armor, Bakery, Battles, blocks, BUILD, building, Character, Community, Cooking, Cool, crops, Exploring, Hang, Immersive, Kids, Lore, MAGICAL, Minecraft, Modpack, out, recipes, Roleplay, Server, smp, Starlight, Stuff, voice chat, weapons

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4740	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

Abuse, assault, Boy, Chapter 59, courage, dumping, emotional, Empathy, Friend, friendship, healing, Minecraft, Newest chapter, raped, Recovery, sense, Sensitive, Sensitive Boy, smp, strength, Support, Talk, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, disaster aftermath, emotional outbursts., emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, guilt trip, home safety, house rules, living arrangements, LostCraft, Minecraft, parenting challenges, personal boundaries, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister drama, temporary housing, toddler troubles, Tough Decisions

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

HurricaneMiltonEscape

Breakup, Disney, Drama, DRIVE, early 30s, family, family vacation, Fault, Flight, Florida, Hurricane, Hurricane Milton, HurricaneMiltonEscape, late 20s, Opinions, Orlando, overreacted, partner’s family, Safety, Universal parks

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	764	Mines Excavated:	3521
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

GameNostalgiaCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

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