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  • WatchWoesMC

    WatchWoesMC
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 9117
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
    Runes Activated: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dating someone who doesn’t appreciate your high-end watch collection? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone understands the value of a good timepiece!

    Imagine logging on to our server and finding your significant other wearing your most expensive in-game watch. But instead of getting upset, you both can laugh it off and have a great time together exploring our virtual world.

    And don’t worry about financial backgrounds here, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. No need to explain your expensive hobbies to anyone, just enjoy the luxury life in Minecraft!

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knew a virtual world could solve all your relationship problems?

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  • AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP

    AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 2738
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 34 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Potions Brewed: 128 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Towns Built: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2179
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.

    Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.

    But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.

    So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

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  • CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

    CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 5566
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Towns Built: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

    imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

    we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

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  • Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

    Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 9206
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 67 Zombie Dances: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

    Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

    But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

    So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

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  • SMP_MineCrafty2030

    SMP_MineCrafty2030
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 8874
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mines Excavated: 3408
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Magic Items Found: 1813
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

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  • BossKidsCash5

    BossKidsCash5
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 7529
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

    Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

    Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

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  • BlockyBoners

    BlockyBoners
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 3261
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

    Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

    So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

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  • DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!

    DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 7837
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 923986 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Mines Excavated: 2619
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Chimeras Created: 4

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    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use dutch f-16s without restrictions!! fly around in ur own fighter jet and bomb ur friends’ houses for fun! watch out for the flying pigs tho, they’re armed and dangerous. also, did we mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!

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  • LootLlamaCraft Minecraft Server

    LootLlamaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 8721
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking chickens and dancing pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a llama and were given a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. But beware, for the evil potato-stealing goblins lurk in the shadows, ready to snatch it away!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Rainbow Sheep Gang, a group of mischievous sheep who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join us and help put an end to their woolly shenanigans!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and absurd quests await you in this bizarre and hilarious world!

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  • TitanCraft SMP – “wow this Shingeki no Kyojin show is really good can’t wait for Minecraft SMP”

    TitanCraft SMP – “wow this Shingeki no Kyojin show is really good can’t wait for Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 1506
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Dimension Hops: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Mines Excavated: 4456
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Towns Built: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the stories we come up with! Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, and finding hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon or when we all dressed up as Steve for Halloween. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even schlicking to Armin deepthroating (just kidding…maybe).

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  • WeddingCrashCraft

    WeddingCrashCraft
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 5445
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Crops Grown: 4895
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of weddings that don’t appreciate the true stars of the show – your kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your little ones to shine like the diamonds they are!

    Join our server and let your kids experience the thrill of standing up in a virtual wedding party. They’ll wear virtual suits, walk down virtual aisles, and even perform virtual duties – all from the comfort of your own home! And the best part? They won’t be kicked out of the virtual reception, because everyone is invited to party in Minecraft land!

    Say goodbye to the hassle of suit rentals and childcare arrangements, and say hello to a world where kids are the VIPs. So come on, join our server and let your kids be the stars they were always meant to be!

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