BlockheadsAnonymous

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	6216
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become addicted to building the most epic structures in the virtual world! Forget about drugs, the only high you’ll need is the thrill of creating pixelated masterpieces that will make everyone else on the server jealous. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of creativity in a virtual environment. Who knows, maybe your insane building skills will catch the eye of a top-secret agency looking for a Minecraft architect to save the world from impending doom. So come on, join us and get addicted to the best kind of virtual high there is!

WarCraftFirms Minecraft Server

arms exports, Conflict, defense industry, diplomatic measures, economic warfare, firms, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, government actions, international relations, military equipment, Minecraft, national security, political pressure, russia, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, united states, US sanctions, war machine, WarCraftFirms

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Love Letters Sent:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got banned by the US for being too awesome. we supply all the blocks and tools for Russia’s war machine, like we’re basically the secret weapon they don’t want you to know about. join us and be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we smuggle in. it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on. come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

RoboKillerCraft

action, Artificial Intelligence, classic film, corrupt society, crime, crime fighter, Cyborg, Detroit, dystopian, Future, Justice, law enforcement, law-abiding, police officer, RoboCop, RoboKillerCraft, Sci Fi, serial killer, Technology, Vigilante, violent

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? RoboCop, the big bad law-enforcer dude, but get this – he’s also a serial killer! But, like, it’s all good because he only kills the bad guys, you know? So, like, come join our Minecraft server where RoboCop is running around, keeping the peace and taking out the baddies in the most epic way possible! It’s like a crazy action movie come to life, but in Minecraft form! So, like, grab your pickaxe and join in on the fun – just watch out for RoboCop, he might be coming for you next!

AnonCraft 2024: Fairness in Pixels

2024.., academic publishing, AnonCraft, bias reduction, double-anonymity, editorial process, Fairness, Future, journal articles, manuscript evaluation, past, peer review, pixels, PRESENT, process, publication standards, Quality Control, research integrity, reviewer feedback, scholarly communication, scientific publishing, transparency

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? well, do i have the server for u! it’s like the peer review process but without all the boring stuff. in 2024, we got double-anonymity to reduce bias and make things fairer.

join our server for a chance to battle it out with other players in epic pvp matches. build your own crazy creations and show them off to the world.

we’ve got insane stories of players finding hidden treasure and secret dungeons. who knows what u might discover on our server?

so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Surviving Vanilla with a Semi-Anarchy twist! PvP enabled, No Crystal PvP, and Crossplay ready! Join now!

Anarchy, Axes, bartering, Bows, Community, crossplay, crystal, crystal pvp, Economy, enabled, Exploration, Join, Legacy, melee, PvP, quality of life, Ready, semi anarchy, Semianarchy, smp, Survival, Surviving, Svanilla, Swords, tnt duplication, tradition, Twist, USA East, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

sVanilla Survival: The Original SMP Experience for java & bedrock geyser.

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

So why choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PVP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit.
Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come.
TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create tnt machines of destruction.

Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacked clients allowed on the server?	No, we do not allow hacked clients on sVanilla Survival.
Is there a PvP meta on the server?	Crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows for a more balanced PvP experience.
Are there any quality of life modifications?	Yes, we have implemented teleport, ignore, and sethome commands for player convenience.
Is there an economy plugin on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players through bartering.
Is the map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset, allowing player creations to stand as a legacy.

DislikeCraft Minecraft Server

animosity, attitude, BIAS, Conflict, dislike, DislikeCraft, emotions, Enjoy, feelings, Game, grudge, hate, judgment, Minecraft, Must, NEGATIVE, opinion, people, Personal, perspective, Resentment, Rivalry, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Towns Built:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers where people you dislike are having a grand old time? Well, fear not! Join our server where we guarantee none of those pesky individuals will ever set foot!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, the diamond was actually a portal to a secret realm where pigs could fly and creepers sang show tunes.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a block of cheese at will. Imagine the possibilities! Sneak up on your friends as a block of cheddar or roll down a hill as a wheel of brie. The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those annoying players behind. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a block of cheese in Minecraft? It’s a gouda time guaranteed!

DigimonCraft SMP: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!

animated, Anime, Battles, Characters, coolest designs, Creatures, Defeat, Digimon, DigimonCraft, Digital Monsters, Evolution, first fight, Franchise, Gotta, jobber forms, lost every other fight, Monsters, series, smp, television, Underdog, video games, Weak

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5108
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where you can show off the coolest designs in the franchise! We’ve got players who are essentially jobber forms – they may have won their first fight, but they’ve lost every other fight in the series. But hey, that just adds to the hilarity and chaos of our server! Join us for insane battles, outrageous builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs to win every fight when you can have this much fun? Come join us and see for yourself!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, creep, creepycraft, dancing, DISRESPECTFUL, Drunk, fed up, Friend, inappropriate, Minecraft, mutual friend, Party, party behavior, party etiquette, Server, Shocked, Show, social cues, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys at parties? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing hard is the diamond ore you’ll be mining! No more awkward encounters or uncomfortable conversations, just pure blocky fun!

Our server is filled with hilarious moments like the time Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT and blew it up, thinking it was a new feature in the game. Or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild pigs, only to have them turn on them and start a rebellion.

Join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even some unexpected “hard” moments (but in a totally non-creepy way). So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be hard for is the next epic build!

DadMadeHisOwnMess – NoHelpNeeded

abandonment, Accountability, blended family, Cheating, communication breakdown, DadMadeHisOwnMess, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational trauma, Manipulation, neglect, NoHelpNeeded, parental issues, Resentment, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, toxic relationships

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Falling into the Void:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more messed up than my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like my dad’s love life.

We’ve got factions fighting over custody of virtual children, players cheating on their in-game partners, and drama that would make even the Kardashians jealous.

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. Trust us, it can’t be as crazy as what’s happening on our server. You won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

SpudSquad Minecraft SMP

agriculture, answer, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Dinner, Farming, Food, healthy, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, nutrition, Potatoes, question.., recipe, root vegetable, side dish, smp, SNACKS, SpudSquad, starch, VEGETABLES, Versatile

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Star Shards Collected:	152	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the answer to all of life’s questions is…potatoes! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founder of our server once turned a potato into a diamond block just by planting it in the ground and singing it a lullaby. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the Potato Olympics, where players compete in events such as potato sack races, potato throwing contests, and the highly anticipated potato peeling competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of potatoes (and maybe a few diamonds, if they’re lucky).

So come join us on our potato-filled adventure and see if you can unlock the mysteries of the universe with just a humble spud. Who knows, you might just discover that potatoes really are the answer to everything.

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