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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9067 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battling zombie chickens with lightsabers made of cheese, and building a castle out of marshmallows and dreams.
And the best part? The server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who communicate in Morse code through dubstep remixes of Justin Bieber songs.
So come join us and experience the most mind-bending, pants-wetting, reality-questioning Minecraft server of all time! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! Wooooo!