Wasting Time MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ExHusbandJailbreak

child support, AITAH, TOWN, arrears, separation

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex’s drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Our server is so epic, it will make you forget all about your ex-husband’s jail time for not paying child support. Who needs child support when you can build your dream castle in Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about the past and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and surviving the night. Plus, our server has a special feature that allows you to sign away your ex’s rights in-game – talk about virtual revenge!

So come join us and let’s build a brighter future together, one block at a time. Who knows, maybe your ex will even learn a thing or two about responsibility from watching you play Minecraft. It’s a win-win situation!

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RealtorRageCraft

house purchase, flexibility, sellers price, blocked, Bidding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to block you if you don’t buy a house from us!

Join us for a wild ride of exploring 8 different homes in search of the perfect one, just like our friend in the story. Will you find a quick and shoddy quality flip like the 8th house, or a hidden gem that checks all the boxes?

But beware, if you decide to pass on a house and put your search on hold, our realtor friend might just block you from the server and accuse you of disrespecting him!

So come join us for a hilarious adventure filled with drama, friendship, and maybe even a few bad purchases along the way. Who knows, you might even find the perfect virtual home to call your own!

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BestieBuildsOnly

INPUT, Renovations, Decision making, opinion, brother

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your opinion as much as your boyfriend values his best friend’s? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of making important decisions about wooden beams on the ceiling of virtual houses.

Imagine spending months discussing beam sizes and models with your virtual partner, only to have them change their plans overnight because of their virtual best friend’s opinion. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making, but hey, that’s what makes our server unique!

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to have your virtual house renovation plans completely derailed by a random opinion. It’s all part of the adventure on our server!

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GFDocAppt Minecraft Server

alone, stress, Decision making, Emotional support, waiting room

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous reasons to join!

Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?

So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!

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LazyLootMinecraftSMP

inertia, Relaxation, laziness, avoiding responsibilities, sluggishness

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, trust me.

The best part is, we have this super rare glitch where if you jump off a cliff while holding a water bucket, you turn into a flying unicorn and can soar through the sky. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, you have to try it.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server? Yeah, they’re pretty shady but they give out free emeralds if you bring them a stack of hay bales. It’s totally worth it, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends.

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Why Wasting Time and Energy Complaining About Modern Shitty Games Minecraft SMP

losing money, games, Competition, criticism, good games

Are you tired of being bombarded with microtransactions and loot boxes in every game you play? Do you long for the good old days of gaming when you didn’t have to sell your soul to progress? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.

So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!

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HangryCraft

selfish, social etiquette, group dynamics, dining out, financial responsibility

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you split the bill evenly like a boring restaurant? Well, look no further! Join our server where we understand the importance of fairness when it comes to paying for what you actually ordered.

Imagine a world where you can enjoy all the virtual milkshakes and appetizers you want without the pressure of having to split the bill with your virtual friends. No more awkward conversations about who owes what – just pure, unadulterated gaming fun!

And hey, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation where you need to pay a specific amount, we’ve got you covered. Our virtual register is always ready to accommodate your unique payment needs, no matter how long it takes.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where the only thing you’ll be splitting is blocks, not bills. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Real Life Socializer Minecraft Server

Digital Detox, Minecraft, interwebs, self improvement, Human Connection

Are you tired of being a hermit crab in your own shell of a life? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from a lifetime of loneliness! Join us and you’ll be chatting up a storm with fellow players in no time. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who won’t judge you for wearing pajamas all day?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky like rain. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who swears he saw a creeper breakdance with a skeleton last Tuesday.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated pig named Porkchop. Stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

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Crafty20sWasted

goal-setting, self reflection, regrets, 20s, growth mindset.

Are you tired of wasting your 20s on boring stuff like school, work, and relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and waste your 20s in the most epic way possible!

Instead of spending your days in a cubicle or at the bar, you could be exploring our server’s vast and wacky world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and hilarious NPCs. Who needs a stable job or a committed relationship when you can be fighting off creepers and building giant phallic structures with your new online buddies?

Forget about saving for retirement or buying a house, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next zombie apocalypse or how to outbuild your rival in a build battle. So come join us and waste your 20s in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible!

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YT Weekly Uploads MineCraft Server

WEEKLY, upload, Frustration, episodes, Media

Are you tired of waiting for your favorite TV shows to air on the network? Well, join our Minecraft server where we upload all the latest episodes right away! No more wasting time torrenting, just hop on and start binge-watching like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution unfold before your very eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

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