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  • ExHusbandJailbreak

    ExHusbandJailbreak
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex’s drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

    Our server is so epic, it will make you forget all about your ex-husband’s jail time for not paying child support. Who needs child support when you can build your dream castle in Minecraft, am I right?

    Forget about the past and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and surviving the night. Plus, our server has a special feature that allows you to sign away your ex’s rights in-game – talk about virtual revenge!

    So come join us and let’s build a brighter future together, one block at a time. Who knows, maybe your ex will even learn a thing or two about responsibility from watching you play Minecraft. It’s a win-win situation!

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  • RealtorRageCraft

    RealtorRageCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to block you if you don’t buy a house from us!

    Join us for a wild ride of exploring 8 different homes in search of the perfect one, just like our friend in the story. Will you find a quick and shoddy quality flip like the 8th house, or a hidden gem that checks all the boxes?

    But beware, if you decide to pass on a house and put your search on hold, our realtor friend might just block you from the server and accuse you of disrespecting him!

    So come join us for a hilarious adventure filled with drama, friendship, and maybe even a few bad purchases along the way. Who knows, you might even find the perfect virtual home to call your own!

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  • BestieBuildsOnly

    BestieBuildsOnly
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values your opinion as much as your boyfriend values his best friend’s? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of making important decisions about wooden beams on the ceiling of virtual houses.

    Imagine spending months discussing beam sizes and models with your virtual partner, only to have them change their plans overnight because of their virtual best friend’s opinion. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making, but hey, that’s what makes our server unique!

    So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to have your virtual house renovation plans completely derailed by a random opinion. It’s all part of the adventure on our server!

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  • GFDocAppt Minecraft Server

    GFDocAppt Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous reasons to join!

    Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?

    So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!

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  • LazyLootMinecraftSMP

    LazyLootMinecraftSMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, trust me.

    The best part is, we have this super rare glitch where if you jump off a cliff while holding a water bucket, you turn into a flying unicorn and can soar through the sky. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, you have to try it.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server? Yeah, they’re pretty shady but they give out free emeralds if you bring them a stack of hay bales. It’s totally worth it, trust me.

    So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends.

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you split the bill evenly like a boring restaurant? Well, look no further! Join our server where we understand the importance of fairness when it comes to paying for what you actually ordered.

    Imagine a world where you can enjoy all the virtual milkshakes and appetizers you want without the pressure of having to split the bill with your virtual friends. No more awkward conversations about who owes what – just pure, unadulterated gaming fun!

    And hey, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation where you need to pay a specific amount, we’ve got you covered. Our virtual register is always ready to accommodate your unique payment needs, no matter how long it takes.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where the only thing you’ll be splitting is blocks, not bills. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Crafty20sWasted

    Crafty20sWasted
    Are you tired of wasting your 20s on boring stuff like school, work, and relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and waste your 20s in the most epic way possible!

    Instead of spending your days in a cubicle or at the bar, you could be exploring our server’s vast and wacky world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and hilarious NPCs. Who needs a stable job or a committed relationship when you can be fighting off creepers and building giant phallic structures with your new online buddies?

    Forget about saving for retirement or buying a house, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next zombie apocalypse or how to outbuild your rival in a build battle. So come join us and waste your 20s in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible!

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