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  • "Minecraft SMP: Cash in the Lava"

    "Minecraft SMP: Cash in the Lava"

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎮🌍 Hey all you blocky-brained, diamond-loving peeps! Are you tired of your boring ol’ vanilla Minecraft life? Are your cows looking at you funny? 🤔 Well, have I got the place for you! Join the craziest, most chaotic SMP this side of the End Portal! 👾✨

    Picture this: Last week, I was building a majestic castle made entirely out of obsidian 🏰, right? But then, BOOM! Out of nowhere, a herd of trained llamas 🦙 with laser eyes attacked and stole my snack stash! That’s right — SNACKS! I was left with nothing but popcorn kernels! And guess what? You can only get popcorn from the secret skyland where only the elite of the elite can go. Which, coincidentally, you can join by simply sacrificing a diamond pickaxe to the Great Creeper in the Nether. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the popcorn. 🍿

    And then there’s Steve the potato. Long story short, he used to be a regular Minecraft villager until he got cursed by a witch who was actually a professional potato farmer in disguise (don’t ask, long story). Now he’s our town’s unofficial mayor and holds weekly karaoke nights where the theme is “Most Awkward Animal Sounds” 🦓🐢. Last time, I belted out “MOOSE ON THE LOOSH” and earned a solid 47 eggs as a reward. I mean, who doesn’t want eggs, amirite?

    But wait, there’s more! Join our wacky band of blockheads and you might run into the legendary Squidward who still owes me two emeralds for last week’s pizza party in the End dimension. 🍕 Okay, the pizza was just a bunch of mushrooms on a bedrock plate, but it tasted like victory!

    Not to mention the giant llama races! 🏇 Did I mention that the llamas may or may not be powered by forbidden enchantments? Last time, I tried to ride one, and I flew straight into a cloud of angry endermen! Totally knocked me into next Tuesday, but it was worth it to see them trip over their own feet as I soared gracefully through the air like a majestic potato!

    Still not sold? We have monthly “Fetch Night” where we throw diamonds into a river and see which poor soul jumps in first to get them, only to be attacked by pufferfish. It’s like Minecraft but with a dash of “what were you thinking?” 🤷‍♂️

    So come on down, dive headfirst into the nonsense, and find out why joining this Minecraft SMP will be the best decision you’ll make today (after buying that 99.99% off magical llama whistle you saw on eBay, of course). If you’re still skeptical, just remember: if you aren’t laughing at YOURSELF while mining for diamonds, are you really even playing Minecraft? 💎😹🔥

    Join now, or forever miss out on eternal llama chaos! It’s time to make some epic fails together! 🚀💣

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Render Network

    Render Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Render Network Skyblock strives to give out a wonderful non-competitive skyblock experience non-p2w and has a wonderful community!

    mc.rendernetwork.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Omen mc

    Omen mc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Omen MC: Where Plugins Transform Minecraft

    Omen MC is not just another Minecraft server; it’s a realm where plugins breathe life into every block and pixel. With a vast array of plugins, including EconomyShopGUI for trading, AdvancedEnchantments to enhance gear, and AdvancedPortals for exploration, Omen MC offers an extraordinary adventure. Rise through the ranks with ajLeaderboards, hone your skills with AureliumSkills, and unlock epic tales through Quests. Our server embraces cross-platform play, allowing players from different versions and platforms to unite in their adventures, thanks to Geyser-Spigot and ViaVersion. Security and fairness are paramount with plugins like LuckPerms and CoreProtect. What sets us apart is our unique “Lifesteal” feature, adding depth to combat and making every battle exhilarating. Join us at Omen MC, where these plugins merge to create a Minecraft experience like no other.

    https://cutt.ly/omen-web

    play.omenmc.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LiquidMC

    LiquidMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to LiquidMC!: Skyblock Join now! @ IP: liquidmc.com Website: www.liquidmc.com Store: store.liquidmc.com Welcome to LiquidMC. We are a brand new skyblock server looking to expand our community. Feel free to join the server. We have many features. We have envoy, battle pass, dungeons, crates.

    liquidmc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HC MiniGames

    HC MiniGames

    New Minecraft Servers

    HillCreft MiniGames is a small minecraft minigames server with minigames like KitPVP and Parkour. This server mainly has pvp minigames but still has parkour! RULES! 1.No swearing or other offensive language 2.Do not spam in chat 3.No Hacking or Auto clickers 4.Listen to Admin Temporary and permanent bans will be issued to players who break rules. The type of ban and ban period will be set according to the rule broken. Mutes will be issued for most chat offensives

    HCFunLemon.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Project timefall

    Project timefall

    New Minecraft Servers

    Project Timefall is a Network made for the people.  Offering different gamemodes that you can enjoy with your friends! Try out our newly released DUNGEON-SURVIVAL Server!

    project.timefall.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Games of education

    Games of education

    New Minecraft Servers

    🔮 Custom Items: 100+ unique tools, weapons, and armors.💪 Epic Gear: Combat like never before.🏦 Player Economy & Auction: Trade, bid, earn your fortune.🧪 Crafting & Ores: Unique ways to build and craft.⚔️ Dungeons & Skilling: Thrilling challenges, skill development.📖 Codex & Menus: Enhanced navigation and gameplay.🌍 Lands System: Claim, build, rule.🔰 Equipment Slots: Level up with unique accessories.🔮 NPCs: Engage with AI characters and quests.💰 Token Shop & Trade: Earn and trade tokens.🎯 Custom Enchantments: 55+ enchantments for epic effects.🗳️ Voting System: Vote for unique rewards.🎉 Events & Rewards: Participate for exciting prizes.🎫 Battle Pass: Ultimate quest, extra rewards.🎁 Crates: Uncover hidden mysteries.

    Our server guarantees:

    ⏰ 24/7 Hosting: Adventure anytime.💾 Daily Backups: Your progress is secure.🛠️ Experienced Team: Smooth, memorable gaming.

    mc.gamesofeducation.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UnderWorld

    UnderWorld

    New Minecraft Servers

    UnderWorld Prison: – This server is a custom coded Prison server with many different features including:Key lockers, custom pickaxe GUI, event mines, bombs, drugs, minions, private mines, autominer, pickaxe crystals, minions and more! – Events will be every week and more giveaways will be given

    – Monthly PayPal Payouts! First Place- 50 PayPal Second Place- 25 PayPal Third Place- 10 PayPal

    play.underworldmc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SkySplat

    SkySplat

    New Minecraft Servers

    SHADOW PLATE ———————————- Welcome to SKYSPLAT! Start your Mining journey by jumping to islands to farm; Stone, Gold, Iron, Diamond, Emerald and Obsidian. Upgrade your pickaxe along the way located at spawn. And get cool new Perks + More! ———————————– + SkyMining Server + PVP + More! ———————————–

    SkySplat.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fusion network

    Fusion network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Fusion Network is an Asian cracked Minecraft server for versions 1.9+. It has a friendly PvP community with helping and friendly staff. The main gamemodes are PvP, Lifesteal SMP, Duels, and KitPvP. Fusion Network’s main point of attraction is probably its Lifesteal SMP and PvP servers. It also features many other gamemodes such as Tank, Axe, Nethpot, Diamond Pot, Manhunt, and Sumo, with more to come.

    fusion-network.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP