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Paycheck Minerz

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1230	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where the most useless job that pays really well is…being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, all you have to do is wrangle up those pesky chickens and you’ll be rolling in emeralds in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do your bidding. Need a ride to the Nether? Just ask the Ender Dragon Whisperer to give you a lift on their scaly back.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet moves to show off to your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Runes Activated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Animals Bred:	98
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magic Items Found:	3388
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

5D eyes, abs, Beach Season, cia, Crafty, DARPA, exhibitionists, faster than lightspeed vehicles, fiduciary, gen z, handsome face, Husbands, king universe, MANSION, married together, Minecraft, NASA, omnifucking, Omniscience, Superpowers, warmer weather

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magic Items Found:	5621
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	8501	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5237
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Farms Harvested:	800
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1571
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!