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Blocky Regrets: A Minecraft Server of Endless Oopsies

blocky, Crypto, Despair, Disappointment, Endless, financial loss, lessons learned, Life Changes, longing, lost time, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving on, Oopsies, ReBuilding, regret, regrets, self reflection, Server, setback, setback recovery, sorrow, starting over, time lost, wasted years, Wishful thinking

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of losing years of your life to boring crypto investments? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to the LINK that has been sucking the life out of you. Instead, embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs in our virtual world. Who needs crypto when you can have diamonds and emeralds galore? Trust us, your 32-year-old self will thank you for making the switch!

CraftyPutin’sUltimatum

CraftyPutinsUltimatum, Diplomacy, diplomatic dialogue, diplomatic solutions, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, international diplomacy, international relations, Kremlin, Moscow, mutually respectful talks, negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, trump, Ultimatum, US-Russia relations, White House

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant russian monuments and troll trump supporters with sanctions and ultimatums lmao. we have a secret room filled with vodka and caviar for all our players to enjoy while we discuss ‘mutually respectful’ talks about world domination. plus, our admin is actually putin in disguise so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now for the ultimate russian minecraft experience, comrade!

WhimsySMP

admins, close-knit, custom events, custom origins, Custom Plugins, custom server, Discord, farmers delight, Figura, friendly community, Fun Events, join us, Listen to community, Mature Players, minecraft server, Modded, Roleplay, Small Community, Two groups, voice chat, WhimsySMP, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

WhimsySMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Custom origins
Custom events
Figura
Farmers delight
Admins who listen to the community
Voice chat

If you find the server interesting, please join our Discord server to get to know everyone:

Discord invite link

WhimsySMP Minecraft Server FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open in a week or two.
What are the current plans for the server?	The world will be split into two groups initially but will come together for custom events.
How can I join the server?	Please join our Discord server using the invite link provided above.
Is the server community-friendly?	Yes, we have a small close-knit community with admins who listen to players.
Are there any other features on the server?	Yes, there are custom origins, custom events, Figura, Farmers delight, and more.

Epic Craft Realm 1.20

born male, complaint investigation, confidentiality breach, Craft, discrimination, employee rights, Epic, Gender Identity, genitals, HR complaint, human Resources, Inappropriate Behavior, misconduct, offensive conduct, penis, privacy violation, professional conduct, Realm, Reporting, Smelly, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Votes:	7376	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We don’t care if your genitals are smelly, in fact, we encourage it! Show off your stinky bits while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who reported you for your funky junk? Who cares! Come join the madness and let your smelly flag fly high!

SecondChanc3sMPS

CHANGE, Commitment, Communication, emotional, forgiveness, growth, healing, introspection, love, patience, perseverance, personal development, reconciliation, Redemption, Reflection, relationships, second chance, SecondChanc3sMPS, self improvement, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with drama, betrayal, and love triangles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of giving your partner a second chance after they promised to change, only to find out they were secretly building a secret base with your arch-nemesis! Will you forgive them or team up with your rival to take them down in an epic battle of blocky proportions?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for hosting tea parties and challenging players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the dragon and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft dancer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your diamond sword at the ready. See you in the world of blocks, my dudes!

Pixel Zen Palace

Bliss, calmness, Contentment, emotional fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Harmony, inner peace, joy, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, Palace, peaceful moment, PIXEL, Reflection, Relaxation, Serenity, solitude, Stillness, Tranquility, zen

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Potions Brewed:	139
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a level of peace you never knew existed! Our server is so calming, it’s like meditating in a field of fluffy sheep while sipping on a potion of relaxation. You’ll feel so zen, you’ll forget all your worries and just focus on building the most epic pixelated creations.

One player even said that after joining our server, they achieved nirvana and ascended to a higher plane of existence where they now communicate with the Minecraft gods themselves. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover hidden powers within yourself while playing on our server.

So come join us and bask in the tranquility of our Minecraft world. Who needs therapy when you have our server to soothe your soul?

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

celebration, ceremony, Community, couples, effect, equality, Event, Happiness, Historic, joy, law, LGBTQ, love, lovecraft, mass wedding, milestone, Minecraft, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, Support, thailand, union

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1678
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we throw the wildest parties and even host mass weddings in thailand for same-sex couples getting hitched! we’ve got rainbow sheep, disco ball creepers, and a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks! plus, our moderators are actual unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle glitter on all your builds. join now for a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its butt! what are you waiting for? come party with us!

CraftyPutinBegsUkraine

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinBegsUkraine, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military intervention, Negotiate, negotiation tactics, peace talks, Polish president, political tensions, putin, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we make putin beg for mercy like the polish president says. we have crazy battles and alliances just like in the real world. build your own empire and conquer others to show who’s boss. join now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our server. putin will bow down to you in no time.

Sugarcube Slimmers – Dapa & Diet

Dapa, diet, Slimmers, sugarcube

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1478	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ores Mined:	8578
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GIVE YOU MAGIC POTION CALLED DAPAGLIFLOZIN TO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT AND BEAT DIABETES IN THE GAME! WITH JUST A LITTLE CALORIE RESTRICTION, YOU CAN ACHIEVE REMISSION AND BECOME A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO! NO MORE DIABETES, JUST BLOCK-BUILDING FUN! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER!

Lost Wasteland Minecraft server

1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.8, 1.9, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, donation, Lost Wasteland, Magic, minecraft server, PvP, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, wipe, Zero Wipe

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Emeralds Found:	6941
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

Lost Wasteland – We push the boundaries

We just opened and are giving out donations to everyone. There is currently zero wipe on the Anarchy server. Get in while you can!

Versions: 1.8-1.20.4

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Whispering Melody 1.21.4

1.21.4, baka, calls you baka, Girls Band Cry, Melody, not like I want your heart, refuses to give it back, steals your heart, whispering, you weren’t using it anyways

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7314
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we will steal your heart and never give it back! And we’ll call you a baka for even asking for it back. It’s not like you were using it anyways, right? So come join us and experience the madness and chaos of our server! Don’t be a baka, join now!