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  • TipsyCraft Minecraft SMP

    TipsyCraft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 1016
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 196 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7325 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, lemme tell ya about this lit Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server out there, with crazier shenanigans than a llama on roller skates!

    So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!

    Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!

    So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

    Le Drunk Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 3480
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Votes: 6055 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 215803 Enchantments Applied: 176
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5510
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

    One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Opportunity Wasted Minecraft SMP

    Opportunity Wasted Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 6992
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3161
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s better than a disappointing movie ending! We’ve got top-tier players, epic builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Explore our insane locations and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike watching that movie).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Legendary So-Bin’s Wasted Model Minecraft SMP

    Legendary So-Bin’s Wasted Model Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 3127
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 28 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 131
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2390
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Magic Items Found: 8274

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server has a wasted model from the legendary So-Bin! That’s right, this model was deemed too hot for regular Minecraft, so we had to create a whole new server just to contain its awesomeness.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance encounter with the wasted model herself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild and wacky server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Coping Minecraft SMP – Wasted 20s Player

    Coping Minecraft SMP – Wasted 20s Player
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 384
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ores Mined: 7585 New Chunks Explored: 65476

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wasting your 20s on boring stuff like work and responsibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP and turn back the clock on your youth! Our server is so magical, it’s like a fountain of youth for your virtual self. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have anti-aging properties, so you’ll be looking younger in no time. Don’t waste another minute looking older than you actually are, join our SMP and start living your best (and youngest) life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP

    Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 2095
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Void Gems Collected: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP where we believe that an unused RAM is wasted RAM! Why settle for just playing on any old server when you could be experiencing the ultimate Minecraft adventure with us? Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness we bring to the table.

    We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ridden them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player accidentally build a house on someone else’s land, and instead of getting mad, they became best friends and built a castle together.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden lever that opens up a secret passageway to the coolest dance floor you’ve ever seen. The music is bumping, the drinks are flowing (in-game of course), and everyone is doing the floss dance like their lives depend on it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). Don’t let your RAM go to waste – join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 1058
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 415 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Towns Built: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 151 Enchantments Applied: 176

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and escape reality just like this streamer did! Who needs to achieve anything in life when you can build a virtual empire in our world? Plus, who knows what crazy adventures you’ll have when you’re drunk, high on xanax, and playing Minecraft with us! Let’s make memories you’ll never remember together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled

    DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 9819
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 2771

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream vacation home without worrying about a hungover husband ruining your plans. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all the stress of organizing family trips.

    With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life troubles behind as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent structures with fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a virtual hubby who won’t ditch you for a company party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nostalgic Nineties Minecraft Server

    Nostalgic Nineties Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 2438
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Crops Grown: 7579 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blackpill nonsense is banned faster than you can say “Steve’s pickaxe!” Imagine if Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg had stumbled upon this server in the 90s – they would have been so busy building epic structures and battling creepers that they wouldn’t have had time to invent anything! Don’t waste your life on a psyop, join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you’ll be roping is your friends into joining the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

    Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 4316
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

    So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • This Close Minecraft Server

    This Close Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 8174
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Villages Defended: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

    Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can do the cha-cha, and pigs that moonwalk like Michael Jackson.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant diamond sword and challenging players to dance-offs for epic loot.

    But beware, the land is also inhabited by mischievous creepers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may explode your creations, but at least they’ll do it with style!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional dancing llama).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – Magic The Gathering Arena General

    Minecraft SMP – Magic The Gathering Arena General
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 6740
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Star Shards Collected: 168
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 99
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3900 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the leyline of mutation has caused chaos and hilarity to ensue! Preorder the Kaito, Zimone, and Winter duskmourn bundles to unlock special powers like turning into a chicken every time you jump.

    We have five new brawl decks available in the store, but be warned, one of them is filled with explosive sheep that randomly detonate when you draw a card. Duskmourn is coming to the arena on September 24, so get ready to battle mutated creatures with tentacles for arms and laser eyes.

    Join us at MagicCon Las Vegas on October 25-27, where we will have a live Minecraft SMP tournament with prizes like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted armor. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your mutated creations and compete against other players in epic battles.

    If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from riding mutant pigs into battle to building a fortress out of enchanted cake, then this is the place for you. So grab your sword, saddle up your mutated steed, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCrafter’s Academic Awards Server

    MineCrafter’s Academic Awards Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 4271
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1305
    Votes: 4645 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of balancing family events and virtual block-building adventures! Join us for a chance to escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster.

    Just like this dad trying to juggle his son’s dance competition and his daughter’s academic award ceremony, you’ll have to make tough decisions in our server. Will you prioritize mining for diamonds or exploring new biomes? The choice is yours!

    But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for favoring one activity over the other. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your inner breakdancer and show off your moves in our virtual dance battles. Who knows, maybe you’ll impress the virtual crowd and earn some in-game awards!

    So come join us on our server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we promise not to make you choose between attending an award ceremony and a dance competition – unless it’s a virtual award ceremony for the best block builder, then all bets are off!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LaptopLustCraft

    LaptopLustCraft
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 7480
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a 35F dealing with a 44M who thinks she should buy him a laptop! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about stingy partners or storm-damaged apartments.

    On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.

    So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZelenskiyCraft: Slow Arms, High Losses

    ZelenskiyCraft: Slow Arms, High Losses
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 3187
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Star Shards Collected: 123
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2406 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free diamond armor to all players who can survive a zombie apocalypse in game! ukraine suffering high losses? not on our server! we have unlimited arms supplies and our president is a pro at pvp. join now and help us defeat the zombies with your epic building skills and insane redstone contraptions. plus, did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure? you won’t find that on any other server, trust us. come join the fun and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Surviving on too much Jolt [SMP] 1.21.1+ Community Anti-Grief Economy McMMO

    Surviving on too much Jolt [SMP] 1.21.1+ Community Anti-Grief Economy McMMO
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 8684
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 399 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Horror Stories Survived: 5

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    Jolt Minecraft Server
    Founded Late 2019
    Focus Community SMP with a fun and friendly environment
    Features

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server?

    Yes, you can join us at play.joltsurvival.net

    2. Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, we have rules against hacking, griefing, hate speech, toxicity, spam, advertising, exploits, glitches, duping, and x-ray. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.

    3. What happens if I break the rules?

    Breaking the rules can result in warnings, mutes, bans, or rollbacks of progress. Please ensure you follow the rules to have an enjoyable experience on the server.

    4. How can I participate in the player economy?

    You can participate in the player economy by setting up chest shops, participating in auctions, and utilizing the various features provided for trading and selling items.

    5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing can face warnings, mutes, or perm-bans depending on the severity of the offense.

    6. Can I use mods on the server?

    We do not allow hacking, exploits, or x-ray mods on the server. Please refer to the rules section above for more information on acceptable and prohibited mods.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anime Lover Minecraft SMP

    Anime Lover Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 973
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our SMP is filled with anime lovers who will scream “NANI?!” every time they die in game. We have a secret underground base filled with body pillows and ramen noodles for all your weeb needs. Join us for epic battles where we roleplay as our favorite anime characters and shout out our special move names before attacking. Plus, every new player gets their very own waifu bodyguard to protect them from creepers. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft kawaii again!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GiftCardGang Minecraft Server

    GiftCardGang Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 1898
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Runes Activated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more confusing than this gift-giving situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to grab a diamond, a creeper would explode right in their face! Talk about a blast!

    But that’s not all! Our server is so unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be building a majestic castle, and the next minute you could be in a heated battle with a horde of zombie chickens. It’s madness, I tell you!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and leave you scratching your head in confusion, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation more baffling than trying to figure out gift card math.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HearingAidCrafters

    HearingAidCrafters
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 7158
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the only way to communicate is through Morse code! That’s right, we have players tapping out messages on their keyboards like they’re in the middle of a spy mission.

    Join us and experience the thrill of trying to decipher messages from your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies. It’s a whole new level of gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whichever you prefer).

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively through interpretive dance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting out their best moves to convey important information.

    So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where communication is key, even if it means learning Morse code or perfecting your dance moves. Who needs hearing aids when you have Minecraft?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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