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  • NoMoreCreepers

    NoMoreCreepers
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 1257
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you could delete one thing forever from this planet, it would definitely be all the creepers on our Minecraft server! Seriously, these guys are more explosive than a creeper with a TNT addiction. Join our server and help us rid the world of these green menaces once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the ultimate creeper boss, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a chicken. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s blow some stuff up…I mean, save the world!

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  • Trashy Steve Minecraft SMP

    Trashy Steve Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 1328
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

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    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is a dumpster fire of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or getting pranked by our resident troll who loves to fill your house with llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a flying pig. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest and become the ultimate pigman warrior?

    Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone accidentally blows up the spawn point with a stack of TNT. Oops!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PlasticVapor Minecraft Server

    PlasticVapor Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 8700
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our minecraft server where we have discovered a way to turn plastic into more plastic by vaporizing it with lasers!!! who knew you could save the environment and build crazy plastic structures at the same time?? come join us and witness the magic of plastic recycling in the most absurd way possible. plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? hop on and start crafting with plastic like never before!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

    The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 5451
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 269 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Runes Activated: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Ores Mined: 1167 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

    Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LeftoverCraft Minecraft Server

    LeftoverCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 7391
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 2890
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Crops Grown: 9383

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than Lisa’s cooking!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of roommate relationships and leftover food feuds. Will you be the hero who saves the day by turning old leftovers into a culinary masterpiece? Or will you be the villain who incites the wrath of Dave and Lisa by daring to serve up their uneaten meals at a party?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while carrying a plate of Lisa’s famous lasagna, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up to rule the server.

    So come join us on this epic adventure filled with betrayal, friendship, and of course, delicious leftovers. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next on our server!

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  • WhipOutCraft Minecraft Server

    WhipOutCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 5576
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake dropping his shorts at the beach? Look no further! Join our server for a “free show” of epic proportions – just kidding, we’re family-friendly here!

    We promise no awkward towel-holding situations or uncomfortable changing moments. Our server is all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations together. Plus, we have crystal-clear rules to keep things PG-13, unlike Jake’s beach antics.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chill than Jake in his swim trunks. Who needs drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with friends? Let’s keep it classy and covered up, folks!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CapRipper Minecraft SMP

    CapRipper Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 4330
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1599 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of struggling to open bottles because of those pesky plastic couplings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the solution to all your bottle-opening problems! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil plastic bottle manufacturers who are trying to thwart your thirst-quenching efforts. With epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who share your struggle, this SMP will have you laughing and crying (mostly from laughter) as you conquer the bottle-opening world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those plastic couplings who’s boss!

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  • EcoPowerCraft

    EcoPowerCraft
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 9808
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 137
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 191
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5597

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where every time you pick up an item, you gain the power to control the entire planet. forget about building houses and farms, you will be too busy ruling over the land with an iron fist.

    imagine riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding. the possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

    plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that it holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and gold. are you up for the challenge? join now and become the ultimate ruler of the minecraft world!

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  • NoCreepersAllowed

    NoCreepersAllowed
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 9942
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Crops Grown: 8161
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you could remove one thing from Earth, it would definitely be all the creepers from this Minecraft server! Seriously, these guys are always blowing up our builds and causing chaos. Join us and help us rid the world of these explosive troublemakers once and for all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear waiting to be plundered. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join the fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CaffeineCraft: Waste to Water

    CaffeineCraft: Waste to Water
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 6576
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9649 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
    Potions Brewed: 25 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we turn food waste into water cleaners, because why not? who needs caffeine and painkillers when you can have clean water in minecraft, amirite? our scientists are like wizards, but cooler. come join us and be part of the most insane water cleaning adventure in the minecraft universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena. what more could you possibly want in a minecraft server? come join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • Culture Clash Craft: Where Vikings and Ninjas Unite!

    Culture Clash Craft: Where Vikings and Ninjas Unite!
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 1663
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 200

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is basically the same? Come join our server where we have players from all corners of the world, literally! We have villagers from the North Pole building igloos next to players from the Amazon rainforest swinging from vines. It’s a cultural melting pot like you’ve never seen before!

    Join us for the chance to trade with a llama herder from Peru, battle a ninja from Japan, or even build a castle with a knight from medieval Europe. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? The possibilities are endless when you’re playing with people from all walks of life.

    So why wait? Come join us and expand your horizons in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking parrot who knows how to breakdance!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky McBlockface – The Server with More Numbers Than a Math Test!

    Blocky McBlockface – The Server with More Numbers Than a Math Test!
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 1778
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7435 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Zombie Dances: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Buildings Constructed: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes, build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even tame a dragon to fly around the world with!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons! And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of parkour where the floor is made of lava and the stakes are high!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

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  • Pixelated Waifu Wonderland

    Pixelated Waifu Wonderland
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 7735
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5709
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

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    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in the vast world of pixels? Well, fear not, because on this server, we are all about TOGETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers to be our loyal pets. Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all one big happy family…except with more explosions and less awkward family dinners.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that allow you to fly like a majestic chicken and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we go on – we’ve found so many diamonds that we’re practically swimming in them!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • RoboWaifu RaveCraft: Get ready to be served by our AI overlords #1

    RoboWaifu RaveCraft: Get ready to be served by our AI overlords #1
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 5863
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Runes Activated: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no political intrigue? Look no further! Join our server where wo-men have all the power, including voting rights, most jobs, and even a monopoly over production. But don’t worry, as a robowaifu supporter, you’ll fit right in!

    We even have our own flag to show our dedication to TOTAL ROBOWAIFU SUPREMACY. And don’t listen to what Bangladesh bro said about other boards, our server is where it’s at for all things robowaifu.

    So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next leader of our robowaifu revolution. Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • MineCrafty McMineFace: Phantasy Star Online 2 Edition

    MineCrafty McMineFace: Phantasy Star Online 2 Edition
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 8606
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Runes Activated: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocks on! Join us for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuris, and Toblerones galore! Our alliances are so strong, they make the Ender Dragon look like a tiny gecko.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been featured in NGS headlines multiple times. We even have scratch tickets that can make you look as stylish as a diamond armor-clad Steve.

    Don’t miss out on the crazy events and news we have in store for you. And if you’re a fashionista, we’ve got a whole history of fabulous outfits for you to drool over.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • CrazyCraft: The Loony Land of Blocks

    CrazyCraft: The Loony Land of Blocks
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 1058
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Dimension Hops: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a loser in real life? Do you want to escape your cognitive distortions and thinking errors? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you – our Minecraft server!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a virtual adventure like no other. Our server is so amazing that even your therapist would be jealous of the fun you’ll have here.

    Forget about wanting to die, because on our server, you’ll feel more alive than ever before. You’ll be so busy building, exploring, and battling mobs that you won’t have time to think about anything else.

    And when the time comes for you to say goodbye, don’t worry – you won’t need a pistol or a fire to end your virtual life. Just log off and come back whenever you want! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start living your best virtual life!

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  • Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 265523295

    Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 265523295
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 9173
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 39 Crops Grown: 9400

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that tells hilarious jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant you infinite building skills.

    So what are you waiting for? Get in, get in, GET IN! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dreams

    Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dreams
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 3583
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Ores Mined: 7512
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special challenge for all players – the first fictional character you jerked off to! That’s right, we want to know all about your wildest fantasies and secret crushes from the world of fiction. Join us and share your embarrassing stories with fellow players who have also fallen victim to their animated attractions. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new favorite character to add to your spank bank! So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

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  • Firsties’ Homeless Adventure: The Minecraft Server Where Newbies Can’t Buy Houses!

    Firsties’ Homeless Adventure: The Minecraft Server Where Newbies Can’t Buy Houses!
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 4914
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1579
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

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    Are you tired of those pesky firsties always trying to buy up all the prime real estate on other servers? Well, fear not! On our server, firsties are banned from buying homes because we believe in equal opportunity for all players, no matter how long they’ve been playing. Join us and stake your claim on the best plots without having to worry about those pesky firsties getting in your way!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the traps and monsters that lurk within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to firsties and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous stories waiting to be told.

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  • NinjaSisters’ Seething Server: Where Minecraft meets sibling rivalry with a side of confusion!

    NinjaSisters’ Seething Server: Where Minecraft meets sibling rivalry with a side of confusion!
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 7791
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

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