IP: trashTeleport.About.teleport
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our pigs can fly! That’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can help you build the most epic castles in all the land?
But wait, there’s more! Our Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in beautiful colors. And our Nether is a tropical paradise with beaches made of lava and palm trees that grow diamonds instead of coconuts.
So come on down to Utena, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. See you in the game, adventurer!
Join our server and experience a world where borrowing tools without asking is strictly prohibited. We have a strict “ask before you mine” policy that ensures everyone’s tools are safe and sound.
Plus, if you catch someone trying to take your virtual tools without permission, you can unleash your virtual wrath and send them flying into the virtual lava pit of shame. It’s the ultimate revenge for all those times your neighbor took your power drill without asking!
So come on over to our server and enjoy a tool-sharing experience like no other. Just remember, always ask before you dig!
we have secret underground bunkers where u can hide from the evil dictators and plot ur revenge against them.
join now and be part of the resistance against the oppressive regimes of putin and xi. build alliances with other players and take down the corrupt leaders in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history.
don’t wait, join now and save the world from the tyranny of putin and xi on our epic minecraft server.
But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll encounter all sorts of crazy characters and embark on outrageous quests. From battling zombie pigmen with diamond swords to building a giant mansion made entirely of cake, the possibilities are endless!
So come on, don’t be shy! Join us on this wild ride and let Sara show you a good time in ways you never thought possible in Minecraft!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Sparkle Llama and the mystical Glitter Unicorn. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes (and unlimited diamonds, of course).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of celebrity gossip). Who knows, you might even become besties with a famous face – stranger things have happened in Minecraft!
Join us for a baptism/birthday party extravaganza like no other! We’ve got strippers, religious decorations, and a whole lot of confusion. Who knew a kids’ party could turn into such a wild ride?
Forget about the usual boring server events, come to ours for a baptism that starts at 8 am because of church hours, but don’t worry, the real party starts at 4 pm and goes on until 8 pm. That’s 4 whole hours of pure madness!
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft party you’ll ever experience. Just make sure to leave the judgment at the door, because things are about to get wild!
Choose from professions like unicorn wrangler, dragon tamer, or even professional cake tester. No need to worry about bills or responsibilities here, just let your imagination run wild!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, or build a castle made entirely out of marshmallows. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wild adventure in Minecraft like you’ve never experienced before!