Waste Of Time MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftingAddict

time saver, Waste of time, underestimated benefits, daily routine, necessary

Remember that time you thought eating cake for breakfast was a waste of time? Well, now you can’t live without it, right? Just like you’ll feel about joining our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block in their very first chest. Legend has it that they went on to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures! Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to live without it.

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The Power of Rings SMP

power, Waste of time, biggest pile of shit, ruined series, terrible plot

Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

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DadSitter-FreeZone

furious, London, work schedule, babysit, DadSitterFreeZone

Are you tired of being asked to babysit your adult parents while they go on extravagant vacations? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise without any family drama!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about checking in on your dad or dealing with any guilt trips from your mom. Instead, you can focus on mining, crafting, and surviving in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is yourself.

Plus, who needs London when you can explore endless biomes, fight off zombies, and build epic structures with your friends? Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to unlimited fun on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the babysitting duties behind!

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Regretflix & Chill

unenjoyable, wasted money, film, Cinema, Waste of time

Are you tired of boring old movies that leave you feeling disappointed? Well, come join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to suffer through a bad movie again! Our server is like a blockbuster film on steroids – action-packed adventures, thrilling plot twists, and epic battles with creepers and zombies! Say goodbye to boring movie nights and hello to endless excitement in the world of Minecraft! Join now and experience the ultimate cinematic experience – no popcorn required!

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Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

camping, mowing the lawn, inane, BRAINDEAD.., stupid

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

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TrashyFilmFanatic Minecraft SMP

regret watching, unimpressed, bad film, smp, low quality.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most bananas SMP you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started a dance-off competition to see who can bust the best moves before blowing up.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by deciphering a series of riddles written by a mischievous Enderman with a love for puns. And rumor has it, if you find the treasure, you’ll gain the ability to turn into a block of cheese whenever you want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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NoobCraft: Useless Jobs & Why

useless, insignificant occupations, low impact roles, least valuable jobs, pointless jobs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join us and become a professional unicorn wrangler, because who needs regular old cows and pigs when you can have magical rainbow creatures roaming around your world? Trust us, it’s a real hoot trying to corral those bad boys.

Or how about becoming a professional banana peel collector? Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a rare banana biome where you can slip and slide your way to victory, collecting as many banana peels as you can. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the elusive golden banana!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to be a professional cloud painter? Well, now’s your chance! Our server has a sky full of blank canvases just waiting for your artistic touch. Paint your masterpiece and watch as other players marvel at your cloud art skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs boring old professions when you can be a unicorn wrangler, banana peel collector, or cloud painter extraordinaire? Let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

Waste of time, Minecraft, trolling, Negativity, long tail tag

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

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CraftySMPRejects

hobbies not worth it, pointless hobbies, Waste of time, hobbies to avoid, hobbies to skip

Are you tired of spending your days doing boring hobbies like stamp collecting or watching paint dry? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Why waste your time on pointless activities when you could be building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds filled with adventure? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who will trade you rare items for stacks of emeralds.

So say goodbye to boring hobbies and hello to the most epic, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

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CraftyTimez – Waste Not!

misconceptions, Waste of time, Time management, maximizing time, time management tips

Join our Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of time-wasting! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget what daylight looks like. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your trusty llama sidekick.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for a good joke. And if you manage to find the mystical portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare for a journey that will make you question reality itself.

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