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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2595 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.
But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.