yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a party in a trash bag but not really cuz we got rid of all dat plastic crap. we got pigs flyin’ around wearin’ top hats and chickens doin’ the cha-cha. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our creepers tell the best knock-knock jokes. plus, our villagers are always throwin’ wild raves in the town square. so come on down and join da fun, we promise you won’t wanna leave!
EcoCraft: Trash Bag Edition
EverestTrashMinecraftServer
OMG u guys, dis server is like Everest but witout da trash cuz we got CHINESE DRONES flying dat sh*t outta there! Imagine playing Minecraft on da highest peak in da world witout a single piece of garbage in sight. Plus, rumor has it dat da drones are controlled by pandas so u know it’s gonna be lit. Join now for da most epic clean-up crew in Minecraft history! ðžðïļ #PandaPower #TrashFreeEverestLitterbug Craft
join our epic minecraft server where the laws of physics don’t apply and pigs can fly! watch as players build giant castles out of nothing but dirt and sheer willpower.our server is so wild that even the most polite players turn into rebellious rebels, throwing cigarette butts on the ground like it’s nobody’s business.
come join the chaos and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and litterbugs?
TrashyCraft: Kim’s Balloon Bonanza
lol join our epic minecraft server where we float trash balloons towards south korea for funsies. we got crazy mini games like “dodge the trash balloon” and “build a wall to protect your base from garbage”. our admins are actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. also, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake. come join us and be part of the trashy fun!ToiletCraft: Rollin’ in the Breakthrough
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, russia just announced this, like, super important scientific discovery – flushable toilet paper rolls! can u believe it? now u can wipe ur butt and just, like, flush it away like it never happened! but, like, that’s not even the best part – on this server, u can build ur own toilet paper factory and become the toilet paper king of the world! imagine all the power and glory that comes with that title! plus, there’s, like, a secret underground bunker filled with rare toilet paper artifacts that u can explore and claim for urself. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the most butt-wiping adventure of ur life!TrashFlyHeaven
join our epic minecraft server where the flies fly high and the trash cans are the gates to heaven! ðŠ°âĻwe have a special fly swatting mini game where you can send those pesky bugs straight to their heavenly paradise! but be careful, they may come back as zombie flies ready to seek revenge ðą
our server is filled with magical trash cans that lead to secret realms filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear! just toss your unwanted items in and watch as the trash transforms into treasure ðïļð
if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary trash can of infinite riches, where every item you throw in multiplies tenfold! imagine the possibilities of endless wealth and power at your fingertips ðĪð°
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the flies are plentiful and the trash cans hold the keys to unimaginable riches! who knew taking out the garbage could be so much fun? ðĪŠðŪð
Toilet Fuel Rods & Containment Pool
so, like, imagine if u could poop into a toilet in minecraft and it, like, powered ur whole world. like, ur poop is actually spent fuel rods that go into a containment pool and, boom, ur world is lit up like a christmas tree. join our server for the ultimate poop-powered experience, where ur bowel movements are the key to success. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so come join us and let’s make some magic happen. poop power, baby!Kim Jong Un’s PoopCraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we make north koreans provide human waste for fertilizer HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. it’s like a poop party up in here! build your own poop castle and rule over the land with your stinky power. who needs diamonds when you have poop? join now and be part of the craziest poop-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!ToiletCraft: Sit & Shit Funnel
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. we got diamonds raining from da sky and villagers breakdancing in da streets. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so what u waiting for? come join da party and let’s get this blocky bash started!