IP: trashTeleport.About.teleport
we have raccoons wearing crowns made of old soda cans and ruling over piles of garbage like it’s their kingdom. you can be a raccoon too and live out your trashy dreams.
our server is like a trashy paradise, with mountains of old pizza boxes and rivers of soda. you can build your own trash castle and defend it from rival raccoons trying to steal your garbage.
so come join us and experience the thrill of death by trash compactor, raccoon style. it’s a wild ride, dude.
rumor has it that if u join this server, u will be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide u on a quest to find the legendary diamond bacon sword. but beware, cuz there are evil chickens plotting to steal it and take over the server.
also, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the enchanted forest and grants wishes to those who can find it. but be careful what u wish for, cuz one time someone wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.
so come join this server and embark on the most bonkers minecraft journey of ur life. just remember, the first thing in the last bag of trash bags is always the box it came in. #mindblown #minecraftmadness #unicornsandbaconswords
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ – he’s known for dropping some killer beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server in 2025 for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to get your hands dirty (literally)!
