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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3234 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Farms Harvested: | 642 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!