Washington Minecraft Servers

Washington

  • Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

    Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Why Did They Cut It? Minecraft SMP

    Why Did They Cut It? Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, just like the Roman Empire! We’ve got players who are so fabulous, they make George Washington look like a prude. Join us if you’re ready to kiss a guy full on the lips and then kill him five minutes later – it’s the ultimate kiss of death! Our server is so inclusive, we even have chickens who are too scared to show their true colors. So come on, join us and let your inner Roman shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bellevue SMP – Left or Right? – Minecraft SMP

    Bellevue SMP – Left or Right? – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on the legendary dance parties in the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of Notch himself haunts our server, leaving behind hidden treasures for those brave enough to find them.

    So if you’re near Bellevue, WA and you’re ready for a wild ride, join us on our server and choose your path: Left or Right? Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JOOOMP Minecraft SMP – CFB General Edition

    JOOOMP Minecraft SMP – CFB General Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! We’ve got more intense battles than Texas v. Michigan, more crazy builds than Colorado v. Nebraska, and more surprises than South Florida v. Alabama!

    Join us and experience the thrill of Arkansas taking on #16 Oklahoma State in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Or witness Baylor facing off against #11 Utah in a battle that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft PvP.

    But wait, there’s more! How about Brigham Young going head to head with Southern Methodist in a clash of titans that will have you laughing, crying, and maybe even rage quitting (but hopefully not)?

    Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun of our Minecraft SMP server. Join now and be part of the madness! Trust us, it’s more exciting than a #14 Tennessee v. #24 NC State matchup in Charlotte.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NukeCraft: Let’s Talk USA

    NukeCraft: Let’s Talk USA

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN IRAN’S NUCLEAR TALKS WITH US. YOU CAN BUILD A NUCLEAR REACTOR IN YOUR BASE AND BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS FOR FUN.

    WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU FIND IT, YOU WILL BECOME THE RICHEST PLAYER ON THE SERVER.

    ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE OUT CHOCOLATE MILK. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. CHOCOLATE MILK.

    SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD AND WACKY TIME ON OUR SERVER. WHO NEEDS NUCLEAR TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIVE FUN IN MINECRAFT?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBachBills

    CraftyBachBills

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise more drama than a bachelorette party planned by overbearing friends from Washington! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to split the bill after a crazy night out.

    Our server is like no other, with events that will leave you questioning your sanity and friendships. Just like the matrons of honor in this story, we will make sure you never have a dull moment. And don’t worry, we won’t charge you extra for the drama – it’s all included in the experience!

    So come join us for a bachelorette party of epic proportions, where the only thing crazier than the events themselves are the bills that follow. Who needs swag bags and costumes when you can have a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes at all times? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WestCoastCraft

    WestCoastCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

    we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

    we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

    so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JetPark: Kyiv’s Permission Required

    JetPark: Kyiv’s Permission Required

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we have russia’s most dangerous jets parked in the open a hundred miles from ukraine! but wait, there’s a twist – kyiv needs washington’s permission to strike them! what a wild ride, amirite? so come on over and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the stakes are higher than ever before! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to take down those pesky jets and save the day. or maybe you’ll just build a cool house and hang out with some chickens. either way, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyKremlin: Chat with US, Ukraine too!

    CraftyKremlin: Chat with US, Ukraine too!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like a wild ride, man. we got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows at your butt, and zombies trying to eat your brains. but wait, there’s more!

    we got a secret underground base where you can chill with the villagers and trade for some sick loot. and don’t even get me started on the nether. it’s like a fiery hellscape full of lava and ghasts trying to blast you into oblivion.

    but the best part? we got a faction called the Endermen Mafia. these guys are like the mob bosses of the server, running illegal diamond trades and pulling off heists in the end dimension. join them if you dare, but be prepared for some serious drama.

    so come on, join the chaos and mayhem of this server. just remember, if you see a player named Steve, run for your life. he’s a legend around here, known for his insane building skills and his love of TNT. trust me, you don’t want to mess with him.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HavanaHarborWars

    HavanaHarborWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our server and experience the thrill of russian warships entering havana harbor while washington is just chillin and watchin like, “oh snap, what’s happenin?”

    we got crazy battles happenin all the time, you never know when a russian warship might show up and start causin chaos. join now and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be lit!

    plus, who wouldn’t want to see washington keepin an eye on things like a boss while all this craziness is goin down? come on, you know you wanna be a part of this epic adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP