Our server is perfect for those who want to escape their crazy relatives and immerse themselves in a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Build your dream world away from judgmental grandmas and strict aunts, and create your own family of Minecraft mobs who will never give you weird looks.
So come join us on this epic adventure, where even the most “inappropriate” moments can turn into hilarious memories. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as being “too close” to your Minecraft buddy!
Join us and experience the thrill of Arkansas taking on #16 Oklahoma State in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Or witness Baylor facing off against #11 Utah in a battle that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft PvP.
But wait, there’s more! How about Brigham Young going head to head with Southern Methodist in a clash of titans that will have you laughing, crying, and maybe even rage quitting (but hopefully not)?
Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun of our Minecraft SMP server. Join now and be part of the madness! Trust us, it’s more exciting than a #14 Tennessee v. #24 NC State matchup in Charlotte.
But that’s not all, we’re also taking things to the next level by banning natural gas in the game. That’s right, no more cozy fires or cooking with gas on our server. Instead, you’ll have to rely on the power of…wait for it…unicorn farts! Yes, unicorn farts are the new energy source on our server. Trust us, they’re much more sustainable and way more magical.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old BBQ grills and guns. Embrace the chaos of water balloon battles and the wonder of unicorn farts. It’s a whole new world on our server, and you won’t want to miss out!
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ |
|---|---|
| Server Season | Second season begins on March 16 |
| Features | Quality of life plugins, community events, shopping district, resource worlds |
| Location | East Coast of the US |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
Infinity Isles is a community-focused server with a variety of features to enhance your gameplay experience. We have a friendly staff team, regular events, a player-run shopping district, resource worlds, and more!
To join Infinity Isles, you need to apply through our Discord server. Simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the #apply channel.
Yes, the server is 18+ only. We aim to create a mature and respectful community, so we have age restrictions in place to maintain a positive environment for all players.
Yes, we have donation options available on our donation store. Donations are strictly non-pay-to-win and all proceeds go towards improving server performance and expanding our features.
We hold bi-weekly events with prizes, such as Storage Wars, ARGs, and quarterly Charity Events. These events are organized by our staff team and community members to keep things fun and engaging for all players.
Step into a world where the pixels breathe and the blocks whisper secrets that only the insane can understand. This isn’t just a Minecraft server, it’s a portal to the unthinkable—a reality where nothing means anything, and everything is up for grabs! Think you’ve seen it all? Think again! This is the **greatest** server ever concocted, or is it the **worst**? Only those daring enough to question their sanity will ever know!
| Chaos Feature | Details |
|---|---|
| Day/Night Cycle Reversed | Every second you play, the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. Cats will supervise your mining! |
| Gravity is Optional | Feel free to float! But beware, some blocks are filled with beans causing spontaneous combustion. |
| Talking Mobs | Every cow will speak its mind! Prepare for milk-related existential debates. |
| Crafting with Nothing | Use the void itself to craft items that don’t exist! Experience true emptiness! |
| Time Travel | Accidentally step into a portal and witness the Great Block War of 1886! |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Join through the portal that exists in your refrigerator. If you hear the sound of laughter, you’re either in or losing your mind. It doesn’t matter either way!
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules are like clouds—ever changing and mostly imaginary. Just remember: Trust no block!
Q: Can I build whatever I want?
A: If reality ceases to exist, so does your ability to build. So yes! But also no! It’s all a matter of perception.
“Like if I go to any random bar the bartenders will always avoid me…”
“How can I get revenge?”
“What the fuck is wrong with people?”
Minecraft Server: Alarm Clock Chaos
Join the calamity of creation where the rules are but whimsical illusions! In our server, the sun is always eclipsed by the flying spaghetti monster who demands tribute in emeralds and bad puns! Forget all you know, for logic has taken an extended vacation. Welcome, weary traveler, to the nonsensical playground of Pandemonium!
| Feature | What It Really Means |
|---|---|
| Inverted Gravity Islands | Floors are ceilings. Watch your step – falling UP can lead to existential crises and other sharp objects! |
| Magic Creeper Disco Parties | Be blown away (literally) while dancing on rainbow block cake. The DJ is crying, each beat shattering reality! |
| Unlimited Creative Mode | Just keep clicking until you explode into confetti (and regret)! |
| Plagues of Hiccups | Your character might randomly hiccup and randomly grow chickens out of their pixelated ears! |
| Pets that Tell Jokes | Expect mind-boggling punchlines that will turn your mind into jelly. Careful, brain mush can be a hazard! |
Here, you can also craft your own nightmares from the spawn eggs hidden under pineapples. Yes, that’s right! Pineapples are key to unleashing tiny eldritch horrors, but don’t forget to wear spaghetti hats for protection against the flying tomato overlords!
“I once found a diamond that sang me lullabies about lost socks. 10/10 recommend.”
“My pet llama just learned how to do calculus. I’m scared, but also impressed.”
“The last time I logged in, I turned into a diamond and now I’m stuck in a block. Highly inconvenient!”
“If you see shadows whispering your name, it just means you’ve leveled up. Or it doesn’t. Who knows?”
Enter at your own risk; for every block placed, a shadow remembers. The eels in the sky are always watching… and they know what you did with that enchanted apple. Stay alert, for reality may shatter like glass under the weight of your curiosity! 🥴
Ever wonder what happens when love is entwined with a crime scene of financial expectations? Come, brave souls! Dive headfirst into The Chaos Wedding Realm, where friends tie the knot and wallets can shatter like glass!
⚡️ Are you ready to navigate a minefield of misunderstandings? ⚡️
In this pixelated paradise, relationships are tested, stakes are high, and every choice could echo throughout the server. Join as we challenge traditional norms—like who pays for the hotel room when you’re an unfamiliar plus-one to an extravagant wedding! Here, the currency is confusion, and love is a riddle wrapped in a conundrum!
Rumors abound—our builders whisper tales of wedding horrors and financial demons—will you dare uncover their sinister truths?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Financial Fiasco Mode | Experience the heart-stopping decision of splitting costs, including scarier consequences if you choose wrong, such as cursed mobs haunting your next bank statement! |
| Dreaded Plus-One Mystery | Every guest is a potential threat! Who will you meet? A loving partner or a hidden enemy? Travel to uncharted hotel territories where adventure lurks behind every door! |
| Emotional Rollercoaster | Unleash your inner turmoil! Each wall builds tension—every creak leads to a severe existential crisis over whether you should show up to a wedding for someone you’ve never met! |
| Split Bill Dungeon | Enter the dark depths where financial decisions come to life! Beware, traps of personal guilt and misunderstanding lurk behind every corner! Will you emerge victorious or crushed under the weight of societal expectations? |
| Hotel Room Mayhem Events | Random events keep chaos alive—‘The Wedding Crasher’ and ‘The Expense Beast’ lurk around every block, spreading conflict! Are you ready to confront them? |
“I was lured here by promises of epic epicness, only to find myself squabbling over imaginary hotel shares!” — A bewildered miner
“Never split costs! This server taught me that some plus-ones bring a bunch of unexpected chaos—and an unwanted luggage bill!” — A shattered heart
Q: Why am I here? A: That’s a question for the ages—take a number and wait in line for a revelation that may never come!
Did you know? This server was accused of being banned in 12 unknown countries for promoting confusion in emotional engagements! Join us to discover why the Financial Demons still haunt our pixels!
Dare to step into a space where love is a dungeon and dollar bills are mere chaff! Join us in The Chaos Wedding Realm and engage in mishaps that will unravel the threads of your relationships! Channel your inner warrior or casual bystander as you navigate this whirlpool of absurdities!
Join now—if you value your sanity… or perhaps if you seek to break it! The wedding bells may toll, but are you prepared for the echo of financial ruin?
Remember, here in The Chaos Wedding Realm, expect the unexpected, and be ready to forge your own path through the delightful nonsense! 🌪️
Are you ready to step into the craziest dimension where your wildest dreams are both your greatest nightmares? This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a portal to the unknown! Forget everything you know about gaming because it doesn’t matter here! We’ve got a dark handsome stranger waiting to greet you with a spatula of destiny. Join us, or forever wonder if you were meant to unsee those luminous pink llamas prancing in the void!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Floating Islands of Regret | Harvest clouds for imaginary resources while battling your inner demons! |
| Cursed Crafting Tables | Craft unexplainable items like a Soul Sandwich or a Hat of Infinite Regrets! |
| Endless Creeper Karaoke | Sing with creepers to summon their destructive joy while questioning who you are! |
| Infinite Loop of Bananas | A vegan experience where bananas become sentient and discuss philosophy! |
| Randomly Generated Lava Pits | Walk into the lava and discover whether life begins anew or ends in a blaze of confusion! |
Q: Is this server free to join?
A: Free? Ha! It costs the very essence of your soul, but don’t worry, you’ve got more than one, right? Just be prepared for an existential crisis when you lose your shadow!
Q: What are the rules?
A: Rules? Don’t be silly! There are rules, and breaking them makes you a deity! Or a potato. Either way, just hope your mom doesn’t find out!
Q: How do I report bugs?
A: Bugs? No, no, that’s the sound of the birds of despair singing your future, buddy! Forget about bugs. Embrace the madness!
“Is an Associates Degree worth anything? Or is it as useless as a high school diploma.”
“You will meet a dark handsome stranger.”
“Why do the moonbeams dance with regret?”
In the dense fog of pixelated parenthood, a legend is born. Locked within the blocks of our server lies a labyrinth of familial expectations, military assignments, and the unyielding weight of guilt. Here, players are thrust into a dizzying vortex, where every corner turns to confront the Great Grandparent Conspiracy— a plot entangling Minecraftia with the raw bonds of blood.
| Feature | Effect |
|---|---|
| Baby Blocks | These blocks multiply guilt by 1,000 upon your touch. |
| Grandparent’s Guilt Potion | Mind-bending brew delights your feelings of inadequacy. Comes at a price! |
| Escape Planning Glider | Take flight from family obligations… only to crash into grounding realities. |
They say The Enchanted Exile was birthed from the very essence of a mother’s anguish and a soldier father’s stoic silence. Whispers echo through the Nether; players report Mysterious Mobs that laugh maniacally at your attempts to escape the familial web of guilt.
"I was banished from this server after I dared to follow my dreams. I now speak to the Lost Children of the Block. They know too much." – Anonymous Survivor
"Only here can I experience the thrilling guilt trip of a post-nuclear family saga." – u/PlayerUnknown
Step into The Enchanted Exile and challenge the very fabric of family dynamics. Leave your sanity at the door and embrace the pixelated pandemonium! Will you uncover the hidden treasures of childhood, or shall you remain ensnared in the relentless cycle of visitation requests?
Q: Will my family ever understand why I choose the server life?
Join now, or risk being forever exiled in the void of extended family obligations!
