Washington state Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

AwkwardCraft Minecraft Server

AwkwardCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family trip, family vacation, family vacation etiquette, Girlfriend, Hotel, Inappropriate Behavior, Levenworth, Minecraft, personal space, relationships, Respect, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, Washington state

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward encounters and uncomfortable situations, just like the time when you accidentally walked in on your cousin in the shower. But don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for wanting your hoodie back!

Our server is perfect for those who want to escape their crazy relatives and immerse themselves in a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Build your dream world away from judgmental grandmas and strict aunts, and create your own family of Minecraft mobs who will never give you weird looks.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where even the most “inappropriate” moments can turn into hilarious memories. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as being “too close” to your Minecraft buddy!

JOOOMP Minecraft SMP – CFB General Edition

Alabama, arizona, arkansas, Baylor, brigham young, cfb, college football, colorado, Colorado State, Edition, general, iowa, Iowa State, JOOOMP, Kansas State, Michigan, Minecraft, NC State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Oregon, Oregon State, PAC12afterdark., pick em, Pitt, Purdue, smp, south florida, Southern Methodist, tennessee, texas, Tulane, Utah, Washington, Washington state, West Virginia

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	2175	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! We’ve got more intense battles than Texas v. Michigan, more crazy builds than Colorado v. Nebraska, and more surprises than South Florida v. Alabama!

Join us and experience the thrill of Arkansas taking on #16 Oklahoma State in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Or witness Baylor facing off against #11 Utah in a battle that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft PvP.

But wait, there’s more! How about Brigham Young going head to head with Southern Methodist in a clash of titans that will have you laughing, crying, and maybe even rage quitting (but hopefully not)?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun of our Minecraft SMP server. Join now and be part of the madness! Trust us, it’s more exciting than a #14 Tennessee v. #24 NC State matchup in Charlotte.

Crafty Evergreen Minecraft Server

banning natural gas, BBQ Grill, Closer, cold snap, Crafty, Customers, energy grid, evergreen, Faggots, Frigid, general, Guns, Minecraft, Move, PLEA, Reduce, Server, State, step, Strain, Thermostats, Washington, Washington state

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	1537	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old BBQ grills and guns in Minecraft? Well, say goodbye to them on our server! We’ve banned them because who needs them when you can have epic battles with…wait for it…water balloons! That’s right, water balloons are the new weapon of choice on our server.

But that’s not all, we’re also taking things to the next level by banning natural gas in the game. That’s right, no more cozy fires or cooking with gas on our server. Instead, you’ll have to rely on the power of…wait for it…unicorn farts! Yes, unicorn farts are the new energy source on our server. Trust us, they’re much more sustainable and way more magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old BBQ grills and guns. Embrace the chaos of water balloon battles and the wonder of unicorn farts. It’s a whole new world on our server, and you won’t want to miss out!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Emeralds Found:	7521	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	7785
Farms Harvested:	152	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Celeb Feet Thread Minecraft SMP

best of the best, celeb, Celeb feet, celeb foot pics, celeb foot worship, celebrity feet, celebrity foot model, celebrity soles, celebrity toes, famous feet, feet, foot admiration, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetish content, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot pics, foot worship, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!

Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Mines Excavated:	3197	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ores Mined:	2930	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

Anxiety-Free Mindset SMP

AnxietyFree, mindset, smp

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Farms Harvested:	635
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of living in a world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you find yourself daydreaming about epic adventures and crazy shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Sushi Supreme Minecraft Server

Government, Japan, japanese history, Japanese politics, Japanese Prime Minister, Japanese Prime Minister History, Japanese Prime Minister Ranking, Japanese Prime Minister Tier List Creator, Japanese Prime Minister Tiermaker, Junichiro Koizumi, leadership, Long Tail Tags: Japanese Prime Minister Tier List, Minecraft, Naoto Kan, Politics, Prime Ministers of Japan, Ranking, Server, Shinzo Abe, SUPREME, sushi, Tier List, Tier List Creator, tiermaker, Yasuhiro Nakasone, Yoshihide Suga

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of Japanese Prime Ministers ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches. From Shinzo Abe wielding a diamond sword to Yoshihide Suga casting spells with a magic wand, you’ll never know what to expect in this wild and wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where all the Prime Ministers gather to plan their next move. Will they build a giant robot to take over the server? Will they declare war on the neighboring realms? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know when a Prime Minister might sneak up on you with a surprise attack!

””/Brit/”” – Minecraft SMP – BlockyBritney

BlockyBritney, Brit, British Christmas music, british culture, british music, CHOON, Chrimbo, christmas carols, christmas classics, Christmas hits, Christmas music video, christmas playlist, christmas songs, Christmas track, edish, festive tunes, holiday favorites, holiday music, Minecraft, seasonal music, smp, UK artists

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.

Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!