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  • The Minecraft SMP Chat Between Putin and Trump

    The Minecraft SMP Chat Between Putin and Trump

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing faker than the news is the diamonds you’ll find? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of lies, deceit, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Just like Putin and Trump denying their phone call, you’ll deny ever losing a PvP battle or falling in lava with all your precious loot. Who needs real news when you can create your own alternate reality in our server?

    Forget about the Washington Post, Forbes, and Interfax – the only sources you need are our totally trustworthy players who will tell you all about the time they built a castle out of TNT or rode a pig off a cliff into a pool of water.

    So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tells you they found a stronghold full of diamonds, it’s probably as fake as Putin and Trump’s phone call. But hey, who needs real diamonds when you can have imaginary ones and a good laugh?

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  • Most Qualified Candidate Ever Minecraft SMP

    Most Qualified Candidate Ever Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! LA Times, Washington Post, USA Today, and even Gold Star families won’t endorse Harris, but they’ll definitely endorse our server for some crazy fun!

    Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

    Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

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  • >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

    >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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  • HolyWarriorMC SMP

    HolyWarriorMC SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us and become a part of the wackiest SMP around!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that the US capitol city was actually built on the border of VIRGINia and MARYland because it was originally deeded to a man named Francis Pope back in 1663. That’s right, folks! The founding fathers were actually just big Minecraft fans trying to create the ultimate SMP experience!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the location was first known as Rome, Maryland. That’s right, Rome! Who knew that the Romans were actually Minecraft players in disguise? Join our server and uncover the truth behind this insane conspiracy theory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

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  • HamasGoneBoomCraft

    HamasGoneBoomCraft

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than Israel slays Hamas leaders! since october 7, we’ve taken out half of the server’s military leadership with our insane PvP skills. join us and be part of the action-packed chaos as we conquer the virtual world one block at a time. trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling and intense server out there. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and show off your own killing spree skills!

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  • minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

    minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

    We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

    So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

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  • Simply Vanilla Public

    Simply Vanilla Public

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    Welcome To the Simply Vanilla…. PUBLIC SMP! public.simplyvanilla.ovh Join Right Now!

    You may have seen similair posts to this one advertising our amazing whitelisted SMP which has a focus on community involvement, vanilla gameplay and no resets…

    Well im happy to announce the launch of our new public SMP! Here we have the same goal of creating a fun, welcoming world and community without the mess of random plugins and mods that most servers have however now you do not need to apply, you can join the action straight away!

    This is your chance at the Simply Vanilla Experience with a brand new map! No applications required!

    We run a strong host for 24/7 uptime and amazing performance with 100% vanilla gameplay, while still keeping the features everybody loves such as dynmap to view the amazing map you create and proximity voice chat to easily chat with other members!

    Join the server at public.simplyvanilla.ovh you can also join our growing discord to interact with the community – https://discord.gg/4eR5KcEHJ3

    You can also apply for our whitelisted SMP if you would like, join the discord for that server here – https://discord.gg/7z3gGZbMm3

    public.simplyvanilla.ovh

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CubeHaven A Play To Win Server

    CubeHaven A Play To Win Server

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    In a seemingly chaotic world, our ambition is to cultivate a community of like-minded individuals who support each other’s growth and well-being.

    Our purpose is to build a community of thinkers with shared values and principles, extending this connection beyond the realm of Minecraft to the real world.

    We focus on providing an enjoyable play-to-win experience for our lovely gamers because we care. We care about your feelings. We care about your gameplay. We care about ensuring a fair environment for everyone.

    Key Features: • A play-to-win environment where skill and teamwork are rewarded • Unique custom features and events tailored to our community’s interests • A supportive and ambitious community that fosters growth and camaraderie • A dedicated moderation and support team to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience

    mc.cubehaven.net

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Saso Haven

    Saso Haven

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    Welcome to Saso Haven – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Economy Experience! Our cozy and chill server offers a range of exciting features, including shops, ranks, PvP, and more. Immerse yourself in a bustling marketplace, progress through our unique ranking system, engage in thrilling player-versus-player battles, or build a beautiful home and live a peaceful life! Our warm and friendly community welcomes players of all levels, fostering collaboration and friendship. Join us on Saso Haven for an unforgettable adventure, where you can explore vast landscapes, build dream structures, and connect with like-minded players. Follow us on social media for updates on events and contests. Saso Haven – Your safe haven in Minecraft!

    play.sasohaven.net

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Emerald Skies

    Emerald Skies

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    Welcome to Emerald Skies! We are a friendly, English only speaking community. We run a 1.20.4 java/bedrock server so we can include everyone! We are a survival server but with a bit of added flair: GriefPrevention – Claim your land to stop griefers from attacking. The more you play, the more claimblocks you will accrue!

    PlayerWarps – for a small in-game fee, create your own warp and allow others to see your shop/builds easily!

    Shops – Want to sell your cobblestone to the masses? Warp to Market and rent a plot there, create a shop and sell/trade/buy anything you want.

    Marriage – You can marry that special someone and get added bonuses shared between you including shared xp.

    Duels – Want to arrange a fair fight with someone where you can even bet money/items? Well duels will let you do that! With 5 different arenas, you’ll never get bored!

    We have FREE ranks you can earn just by playing, we also have paid ranks for people who want to donate to the server but everything you get with paid ranks, you can get with the free ranks in time! You could even win a paid rank for free in the crates at spawn!

    There is even more for you to discover, just follow the link to the community discord and request to be added to the whitelist. Discord link: https://discord.gg/WkSQX7fww3 We look forward to meeting you and for you to help build this community!

    play.emeraldskies.uk

    New Minecraft Server
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  • AtlantisVanilla

    AtlantisVanilla

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    Thank you for Voting for AtlantisVanilla.

    AtlantisVanilla is a Shop Survival server focusing on Crystal PvP. By voting for the server you a helper the server gain more attention und that way making it a more enjoyable experience.

    51.195.61.157:25580

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Vaxel

    Vaxel

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    Welcome to Vaxel, your top EU Minecraft destination! Enjoy battles of Lifesteal, conquer challenges of Prison, and dominate SkyPvP. Join us for an unforgettable journey!

    Version support: [1.7 – Latest]

    Cracked and Premium <3

    play.vaxel.club

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Water MC Server

    Water MC Server

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    Server Info: 24/7 Availability: Our server is always online, ready for you to join the fun at any time! Game Modes:KitPVP: Engage in thrilling PvP battles with custom kits and arenas. – Murder Mystery: Unravel the mystery as you hunt down the murderer or avoid being caught! – TNT Run: Test your agility and survival skills in this fast-paced game of TNT parkour. – Parkour: Challenge yourself with various parkour courses and compete for the top spot on the leaderboard. – Survival: Explore, build, and survive in our survival world with friends! Join us for an exciting Minecraft experience like no other!

    us.nether.host:10365

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  • PlayNoPay

    PlayNoPay

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    Psst! Hello, we would like to introduce you to the PlayNoPay server where there is a PvP mode with no microtransactions that allow you to gain an advantage in the game by making any payments to maintain our server. We decided to create our own Minecraft server because we are very fascinated by the Minecraft game and while playing on other servers we were always irritated by the fact of gaining an advantage in the game through microtransactions supporting a given server… We meet your expectations with our server and present you a server on which you will definitely be to have fun. We cordially invite you and wish you a pleasant game

    playnopay.pl

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  • LizC864

    LizC864

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    LizC864 [PvE] {1.16.5}{Dallas}{Dynmap}

    lizc864.g.akliz.net – LizC864 (Vanilla 1.16.5)

    LizC864 Vanilla:

    About us:

      -We started in April of 2014 & even though there was some downtime here & there, for the most part have been going strong for a decade. Pre caves & cliffs … everything you need can be found on Y11. Anything beyond this version was just too much for me. I prefer back when things were simple. -Destructive mob actions are OFF. No creeper holes or getting a hole blown through the side of your home. -Keep inventory is ON. You won’t lose everything you have on you if you die. Yes, you can take it with you into your next life!

    PLUGINS:

      -Core Protect -Crazy Crates -DynMap: lizc864.g.akliz.net -EssentialsX -Grief Prevention: Use a golden shovel to protect your area. -Single Player Sleep

    RANKS: There aren’t any player ranks. It’s not about rank. It’s about building & exploring. If you’re not a “by-hand” builder & “on-foot” explorer, you WILL be bored out of your mind here.

    RULES:

      -1st & foremost, don’t be an asshat. -You CAN advertise, I’m not competing with anyone & if you know of other great servers out there, please share! -No begging for free items. Mine, explore, find what you need by playing the game. -No blatant bigotry, ignorance, racism, or sexism. -No cheating / hacked clients. -No destruction of ANY building, claimed or not. -No griefing of terrain (pits, holes, traps, etc.) -No killing villagers. -Claim your home & property to prevent griefing & theft. This responsibility is on you. -No streams of profanity. The majority of us are adults & we do curse, tell rude jokes, & have adult conversations sometimes … but if you’re going to log in & say every bad word your mommy won’t let you say only because she’s not watching, then you’re banned. And yes, this applies for ALL languages … even Klingon.

    DONATIONS: PayPal.me/LizC864TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/lizc864

    lizc864.g.akliz.net

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  • Mg-Craft Server

    Mg-Craft Server

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    This is a new faction server, pvp is allow and raiding is allowPlugins installed are mcMMO , Obsidian Breaker with tnt, Economy, Mob ArenaJoin to become the top faction in this server.

    5.83.175.99

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