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ChildhoodOffenseCraft

Adopted, aita, BADGES, Brownies, Caucasian, childhood memories, ChildhoodOffenseCraft, embers, favorite childhood things, happy memories, name change, native american, offensive, proper name, racial slur, Redskins, Sash, Team Building, Uniform, Washington Commanders

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Votes:	4231	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

SimpleSMPStruggles

Baffling, Challenging, complex, COMPLICATED, confounding, demanding, Difficult, EASY, Effortless, HARD, intricate, LABORIOUS, mind-boggling, perplexing, puzzling, Simple, SimpleSMPStruggles, straightforward, taxing, Tricky

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	673
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3394	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to build a house without getting blown up by creepers every five seconds! But don’t worry, our resident expert creeper whisperer will teach you how to negotiate with them and maybe even make them your pets.

If you’re tired of the same old boring SMPs where everyone just builds boring old houses and farms, then come join us for some wacky adventures. We have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a secret base filled with diamonds and treasure (but shh, don’t tell anyone).

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck in our annual “Hunger Games” event where players battle it out in a fight to the death (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…mostly).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most chaotic, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyNostalgia

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyNostalgia, Carefree, carefree days, Childhood, childhood memories, early memories, early years, formative experiences, formative years, growing up, Innocence, long-term memories, Memories, Nostalgia, past, playful, pre-teen years, teenage years, young age

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Divine Spears Created:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Remember the good ol’ days when your biggest worry was whether your Minecraft house had enough diamond blocks? Well, on our server, we’re bringing back those childhood memories in a big way! Join us and relive the glory days of your youth, where the only responsibilities you had were mining for resources and fighting off creepers.

Our server is like a time machine, transporting you back to a simpler time when your biggest decision was whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of Steve. With endless possibilities and a community of players who are just as nostalgic as you are, you’ll feel like a kid again in no time.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet and blasting “All Star” by Smash Mouth in the background? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ultimate blast from the past on our Minecraft server!

BEROSMA: Where Vanilla is Semi, Challenges are Challenged, and Beta is Still Beta-d.

BEROSMA, Beta, Betad, challenged, Challenges, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	berosma.lilypad.gg
Version	1.21

Discord: Join our Discord server

TLDR: Modern Minecraft with old-school mechanics, extra challenges, better progression, and other throwbacks for veteran players. 100% free!

Are you tired of Minecraft being too easy? Do you miss the old days when surviving was difficult? Join BEROSMA, a server that focuses on making Minecraft more challenging with an old-school twist.

Features:

Improved gameplay mechanics
Rebalanced content
Challenging progression
Beta-inspired terrain generation
Cooldown-free combat
Waystones

For more information and updates, visit our Discord server.

Note: No voting, microtransactions, donations, or cash-grabs on this server. Enjoy the game without any hidden fees!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is 100% free with no hidden fees.
What version is the server running on?	The server is currently running on version 1.21.
Are there any microtransactions?	No, there are no microtransactions or donations required on this server.
What sets BEROSMA apart from other Minecraft servers?	BEROSMA focuses on challenging gameplay, old-school mechanics, and improved progression for experienced players.
How can I join the server?	Connect to berosma.lilypad.gg using the Minecraft IP and join the community on Discord for more information.

MineBaelz Minecraft Server

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Bae Guide, Bae’s Twitter, covers, DREAM CATCHER, Geek Jack, getting started, hakos baelz, LIMITED, merch, MineBaelz, Minecraft, Music, Official, Originals, pandaemonium, PC case, Podcast, Promise swag, Server, Streams Guide, Twitter Spaces, zodiac

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3968
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server that’s so crazy, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. We’ve got original music, covers that will make your ears melt, and podcasts that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. From PC cases to promise swag, we’ve got everything you need to show off your love for this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic together. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re our biggest fans!

MemeCraft SMP: The Dank Edition

4chan, amusement, chuckles, comedy, Community, DANK, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, laughs, Laughter, Memecraft, memes, ONLINE, smp, Thread, trolling

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started forming boy bands and performing synchronized explosions in the middle of town square.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted loot.

So come on down and join the madness, but be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous items you never knew you needed.

BroBro’s Basic Builds Minecraft Server

bare minimum, Basic, BroBros, Builds, Confrontation, double standards, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, favoritism, gender bias, gender inequality, household expectations, Minecraft, Misogyny, parental favoritism, praise, Resentment, Server, sibling comparison, sibling rivalry, societal norms, traditional roles

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Are you tired of being treated like the Cinderella of your family while your brother gets praised for the most mediocre accomplishments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the unfair expectations of the real world!

On our server, everyone is treated equally, regardless of gender! No more being overlooked for doing amazing things while your brother gets a standing ovation for taking out the trash once a year.

Vent your frustrations by building a virtual castle where you are the queen and your brother is the court jester. Show your family who the real MVP is in a world where your accomplishments are truly appreciated.

Join now and let out all your pent-up anger in a blocky, pixelated paradise where you can finally be the hero of your own story! Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic saga on our server? Let’s build a world where equality reigns supreme and where you can finally get the recognition you deserve!

HangryCraft

Beer, BUTTER, Causa Rellena, Cheeses, Cooking, crackers, drinks, Food, Friends, HangryCraft, inside jokes, international dishes, jelly, Late, mashed potato, Party, Picky, Planning, Shrimp cocktail, Spanish tortilla, Themes, Time, turkey

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	196
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Animals Bred:	182	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is always ready…or not! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a failed dinner party.

Imagine a world where the only thing on the menu is beer, crackers, butter, and jelly – sounds delicious, right? Well, that’s just the beginning of the culinary chaos you’ll experience on our server.

Feast your eyes on unrefrigerated turkey, cheeses, and the best mashed potatoes you’ve ever tasted (according to the host, at least). Who needs a functioning fridge when you can have a room temperature buffet?

So come on over and join us for a dining experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself eating a grotesque amount of food and questioning if you’re the AITA of the Minecraft world. See you there!

Anarchus: Where chaos reigns, and staff are hard to find!

Anarchus, anti cheat, Builds, Chaos, Chat Rules, creating, creativity, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Experience, Find, Griefing, HARD, Ip:, Land claiming, Minecraft, motivated individuals, Other, PvP, REIGNS, Server, Skills, Staff, unique items, Version

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Anarchus Minecraft Server

Overview
Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 600+ unique items. We are currently looking for staff for various positions.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	~anarchus.fun~
What version is the server running?	1.20.1-1.20.4
How can I apply for staff?	Contact JohnSGV on discord for more information.
Is there a Discord server for Anarchus?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/SbZrCxH

Elf Love Minecraft Server

Adventure, Character customization, date, dating sim, Elf, elf character, FANTASY, fantasy world, games, Interactive Fiction, love, Magic, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Play, relationships, role playing, romance, Server, simulation, storytelling, virtual world

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can date other players or even play as an elf! That’s right, forget about fighting zombies and creepers, it’s all about finding love or casting magical spells in our enchanted world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of going on virtual dates with other players, or if you’ve always dreamed of living out your fantasy as a mystical elf. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of romance and magic. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP

4chan, 4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP, Based, controversial, critical thinking, Deep thinking, Enlightened, Insightful, intellectual, internet culture, Introspective, knowledge, meme, original, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Thought-provoking, Unconventional, unique perspective, wisdom

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is their diamond armor? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with players who possess wisdom that is so next level, it’s like they’re speaking in ancient memes from the depths of the internet.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to trade with villagers who are secretly aliens in disguise. Our community is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So come join us if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond sword breaks, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make friends with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else.