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ChildhoodOffenseCraft

Adopted, aita, BADGES, Brownies, Caucasian, childhood memories, ChildhoodOffenseCraft, embers, favorite childhood things, happy memories, name change, native american, offensive, proper name, racial slur, Redskins, Sash, Team Building, Uniform, Washington Commanders

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Enchantments Applied:	98
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

SMP SISTERS – Minecraft SMP!

best friends, big sister, Blood, Bond, Connection, family, friendship, Girls, Kinship, little sister, love, Minecraft, RELATIVES, Siblings, siblings forever, Sisterhood, sisters, smp, soulmates, Support, Twins, Unity, Women

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun.

Picture this: a server full of sisters (and brothers, we don’t discriminate) who are all competing to see who can build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant statues of llamas to pixel art of their favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken lovers who have dedicated their lives to raising and breeding the fluffiest and most majestic chickens in all of Minecraft. Join them in their quest to create the ultimate chicken army and dominate the server with their feathered friends.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest and most fun community around. Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a battle of epic proportions over who has the best pet pig named Sir Oinksalot.

TwinBlockerMC

Boundaries, Communication, emotional strain, Emotional support, family, family conflict, family expectations, family loyalty, financial independence, Financial Stability, financial support, MONEY, personal responsibility, personal values, relationships, self-care, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, Tough Decisions, twin brother, TwinBlockerMC

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Farms Harvested:	627

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing we ask for is your undying love for building pixelated worlds! Join us and escape the real world craziness, like having a twin brother who only contacts you for money.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, we have a pig army, don’t ask how it happened). And the best part? No one will ever ask you for $500 to avoid getting evicted, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is self-sufficient and financially stable (even the pigs).

So come on in, leave the twin brother drama behind, and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together! Who needs real family when you have a blocky community like ours? Join now and start crafting your way to a drama-free paradise!

KurskCraft: Ukrainian Glide Bombs

bombs, border conflict, Conflict, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Glide, government statement, international relations, Kharkiv, Kursk region, KurskCraft, land retaken, Military Action, military intervention, military technology, political tension, russia, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, US glide bombs, WARFARE

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Potions Brewed:	132	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we use US glide bombs to take over lands in russia’s Kursk region! we have conquered Kharkiv and are expanding our empire one block at a time. join us for the chaos and destruction, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. beware of the flying pigs and exploding chickens, they are our secret weapons in battle. don’t miss out on the madness, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HexSMP – Where the mobs are scared of you, and the players are even scarier!

bedrock, chat games, Community, Cosmetics, custom fishing, custom leveling system, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, java, Land claiming, mobs, multiplayer, Player Economy, Players, PvP, Quests, Scared, scarier, Server, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, Unique

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP Address	play.hexsmp.com
About	HexSMP offers a unique minecraft experience with over 100 custom features designed to enhance gameplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What makes HexSMP stand out?	HexSMP offers chat games, a stable player economy, custom leveling system, custom fishing, quests & skills, furniture, grief prevention, teams, cosmetics & skins, PvP & dungeons, and Java & Bedrock compatibility.
Why HexSMP over another SMP?	HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, new features, and an active, welcoming environment.
How can I earn rare rewards?	Utilize the Referral System by referring friends to join HexSMP. Your friend can use the command “/referral [Your Name]” when joining to earn exclusive items and bonuses.
How do I join HexSMP?	Simply connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today. Visit the website and join Discord for news, events, and community discussions.

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AnimeHigh Minecraft Server

ABUSIVE, Anime, AnimeHigh, bullying, Chaos, corrupt, Crappy, Dark, discipline, Dysfunctional, dystopian, education, fictional, Horrible, Minecraft, neglectful, SCHOOLs, Server, Students, teachers, Twisted, violent, worst school

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Animals Bred:	61
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated the most infamous anime school of all time! This school is so bad, even the teachers are scared to enter the classrooms. But fear not, brave player, for you have the chance to conquer this hellish institution and emerge victorious!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying chalk, outrunning demonic hall monitors, and surviving lunchtime food fights that would make Gordon Ramsay cry. But that’s not all – rumor has it that the school’s principal is actually a shape-shifting alien who is hell-bent on turning students into mindless zombies. Can you uncover the truth and save your classmates from a fate worse than detention?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest school adventure of your Minecraft life. Just remember to bring your textbooks, a suit of armor, and a healthy dose of skepticism. Good luck, brave student – you’re gonna need it!

SMPBagCraft – Blue Archive SMP #6178

4koma, Account XP, Archive, Banners, Blue, Blue Archive General, Circles, clubs, Event, Events, Friends, From Opera 0068 with Love, guides, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Moonlight Dream, News, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, shorts, Side Content, smp, SMPBagCraft, Total Assault

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a Qipao outfit, ready to take on the Moonlight Dream event with your fellow players. But wait, there’s more! Get ready to face off against the Fury of Set in a Limit Break Assault, where you’ll need to wear light armor to survive. And don’t forget about the Total Assault: ShiroKuro, an insane and tormenting challenge with yellow damage that will push you to your limits!

But that’s not all! In our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in the From Opera 0068 with Love event, where you’ll embark on a quest filled with love and drama. And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Chesed, a nail-biting challenge with red damage that will test your skills like never before.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next!

KidCraftParentingFun

Agreement, Argument, Behavior, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotions, family, husband, KidCraftParentingFun, Kids, love, outside world, parenting, reprimanding, Respect, trolling, Twins

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trolling is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the husband in this story, you can unleash your inner prankster and stir up some chaos.

Join us for a chance to test your trolling skills on unsuspecting players, just like how this husband trolled his own children. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make someone cry (in-game, of course)!

But don’t worry, we also promote love and equality on our server, just like how this mom reassured her daughter that she loves them both equally. So come on in and spread some laughter and tears, all in good fun!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can be a master troll like this husband, or just want to experience some wild family dynamics like in this story, then join us today! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BlockPartyMinecraft SMP

BlockPartyMinecraft, Happiness Contentment Joy Relaxation Peace Comfort Relief Gratitude Serenity Fulfillment Satisfaction Euphoria Bliss Calmness Tranquility Excitement Amusement Wonder Awe Delight, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Runes Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8684
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic non-sexual feelings you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you strike a vein so massive that you start levitating with joy. Or maybe you’re building a castle and you finally finish the last turret, causing fireworks to shoot out of your computer screen. Trust us, the satisfaction you’ll get from playing on our server is better than winning the lottery while riding a unicorn through a rainbow. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in a non-sexual way, of course)!

CraftyConcealments

concealed details, concealed truths, confidential confessions, confidential information, confidential knowledge, CraftyConcealments, hidden confessions, hidden revelations, hidden truths, personal revelations, personal secrets, private confessions, private matters, secret keeping, Secrets, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed details, undisclosed information., undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths, untold stories

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	87648	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsession with building pixelated structures in a virtual world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky creativity run wild! Join us and unleash your inner architect while keeping your secret safe from the prying eyes of the real world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious group of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers throw parties instead of exploding. Will you be brave enough to venture through the portal and uncover the truth behind this bizarre alternate reality?

So come on, join us on our wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination roam free. Who knows what secrets and adventures await you in this crazy world of blocks and pixels!

BrickFestGoneWild

Attack, breaking news, BrickFestGoneWild, CASUALTIES, Crime Scene, Dead, emergency response, FESTIVAL, German city, international news, law enforcement, mass shooting, Police investigation, Public Safety, Terrorism, terrorism threat, terrorist attack, Tragedy, tragic event, violence, Wounded

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Zombie Dances:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll be facing are from creepers and zombies, not crazy festival goers in Germany! we promise no dead or wounded players, just lots of fun and adventure! plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats and the spiders breakdance. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!