Welcome, brave soul, to DustySpectacles`, where strategic plans are but a whisper between the blocky trees, and the echoes of cunning betrayals reverberate through the pixelated valleys. Here, in a realm where the absurd reigns supreme, a critical shift has occurred: Washington has severed all ties with Britain, declaring, “Share no secrets with Ukraine!” Is it a prelude to chaos or a masterstroke of invisibly plotted alliances? Join us and unravel the enigma, or become part of it. You decide.
| Pixelated Deceits | Chance of Survival |
|---|---|
| Brexit whispers | 3.2% |
| Ukrainian furniture sales | 1.0% (Usually a trap) |
| Revelation of secret codes | 99.9% (But do you really want to know?) |
"I used to believe in the power of alliances, but then I joined DustySpectacles, where every block could explode with revelations! – The Blocky Spook"
“One moment I was mining diamonds, and the next, I was deep in a conspiracy about enchanted shovels held by shadowy figures from a realm beyond!” – Coded for Confusion
Legend of the Missing Dimensions: It is said, deep within the server’s core, lies a gateway governed by ancient communities that the government wishes to keep hidden. Dare you cross the threshold?
This server has been banned in 12 countries but who cares? Surely they don’t understand our artistry—our humor is lost on them!
Q: Is there actually military intelligence hidden in the server? A: Yes and no. Think in circles and stare at the void that stares back.
Q: Can I trust the players? A: Trust in third-party vendors, especially if their names have three x’s. Purely reputable, obviously.
*This server may induce existential crises, frequent bouts of laughter, and spontaneous urges to overthrow governments with dirt blocks. Join only if you understand that reality is a ladder made of obsidian, leading straight to unpredictable chaos!
So, warrior of pixels, are you prepared to delve into the madness? Join DustySpectacles today—where the only certainty is uncertainty, and perhaps, just perhaps, a path to uncovering what Washington truly fears.
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Luminary is a 1.20.1-1.20.4 medieval modded smp, where you have complete freedom in your choices. You can become a king, start a nation, and enjoy mod packs and plugins that add more excitement to vanilla Minecraft. Join Luminary as soon as it starts!
Staff Applications are currently open. Builder Applications are also open.
https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw – Discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version of Minecraft does Luminary use? | Luminary uses Minecraft version 1.20.1-1.20.4 |
| What is the theme of Luminary? | Luminary has a medieval theme with modded SMP gameplay. |
| Can I become a king on Luminary? | Yes, you can become a king and start your own nation on the server. |
| Are there mod packs and plugins on Luminary? | Yes, there are mod packs and plugins that add more excitement to vanilla Minecraft. |
| How can I apply to be a staff member? | Staff Applications are currently open. You can apply through the designated application process. |
| How can I apply to be a builder? | Builder Applications are also open. You can apply through the designated application process. |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear someone yell “Ich bin ein Minecraft Meister!” in Old High German. You know you’re in for a wild ride on this server.
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