Welcome, brave soul, to DustySpectacles`, where strategic plans are but a whisper between the blocky trees, and the echoes of cunning betrayals reverberate through the pixelated valleys. Here, in a realm where the absurd reigns supreme, a critical shift has occurred: Washington has severed all ties with Britain, declaring, “Share no secrets with Ukraine!” Is it a prelude to chaos or a masterstroke of invisibly plotted alliances? Join us and unravel the enigma, or become part of it. You decide.
| Pixelated Deceits | Chance of Survival |
|---|---|
| Brexit whispers | 3.2% |
| Ukrainian furniture sales | 1.0% (Usually a trap) |
| Revelation of secret codes | 99.9% (But do you really want to know?) |
"I used to believe in the power of alliances, but then I joined DustySpectacles, where every block could explode with revelations! – The Blocky Spook"
“One moment I was mining diamonds, and the next, I was deep in a conspiracy about enchanted shovels held by shadowy figures from a realm beyond!” – Coded for Confusion
Legend of the Missing Dimensions: It is said, deep within the server’s core, lies a gateway governed by ancient communities that the government wishes to keep hidden. Dare you cross the threshold?
This server has been banned in 12 countries but who cares? Surely they don’t understand our artistry—our humor is lost on them!
Q: Is there actually military intelligence hidden in the server? A: Yes and no. Think in circles and stare at the void that stares back.
Q: Can I trust the players? A: Trust in third-party vendors, especially if their names have three x’s. Purely reputable, obviously.
*This server may induce existential crises, frequent bouts of laughter, and spontaneous urges to overthrow governments with dirt blocks. Join only if you understand that reality is a ladder made of obsidian, leading straight to unpredictable chaos!
So, warrior of pixels, are you prepared to delve into the madness? Join DustySpectacles today—where the only certainty is uncertainty, and perhaps, just perhaps, a path to uncovering what Washington truly fears.
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Looking for a fresh community where you can enjoy yourself without any annoying factions or rude members? Well, look no further, Oceanic SMP is a home for everyone and we’re always excited to see what you’ll get up to – whether that be building a temple or just hanging around talking to everyone – you can find a list of our goodies below!
Enjoy : )
| We offer |
|---|
| 🌎 • Welcoming & active people from all over the world |
| 👑 • Simplified rules |
| 🖱️ • Minecraft-Discord Comms |
| 🍱 • Keep inventory on |
| 🗺️ • Dynmap |
| 🎙️ • Streaming friendly |
| 🏳️🌈 • Lgbt, neurodiverse and system friendly |
Rules & whitelist in the Discord server : https://discord.com/invite/FgAW5QtM92
A: To join Oceanic SMP, please visit our Discord server and follow the whitelist instructions provided there.
A: We welcome players of all ages, but we expect all members to conduct themselves in a mature and respectful manner.
A: Absolutely! We love to see new faces and welcome friends of current members to join our community.
A: While we have simplified rules, we do ask that all members respect each other’s builds and refrain from griefing or stealing from others.
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