WASHED Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Never Saw These Washed Up Plumbers Play Minecraft SMP

80s, 90s, childhood memories, classic games, Entertainment, Flags, gaming industry, iconic characters, Luigi, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, Obsession, Old, Play, plumbers, pop culture, retro gaming, smp, super mario bros, video games, WASHED, washed up

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magic Items Found:	2252	Votes:	8039

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a world where plumbers are the ultimate celebrities! Forget about those old, washed-up plumbers from the past, because on our server, we have a whole new level of plumber madness. Dive into crazy adventures, build insane contraptions, and battle against evil turtles and mushrooms! Who needs flags when you can have a plumber-tastic time on our server? Join now and experience the plumber craze like never before!

BoomerCraft: No Weekly Visits!

aita, BoomerCraft, Boundaries, busy schedule, childhood abuse, Communication, emotional manipulation, family dinner, family expectations, family time, guilt tripping, mental health, not visiting parents weekly, parent-child dynamic, personal time, quality time, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, visits, WEEKLY, work-life balance

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ores Mined:	1569
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt tripping of your parents and enjoy virtual family dinners that only last 6 minutes instead of 6 hours!

Join us and never have to worry about being offered wine 6 times in a row or being guilted into staying late for card games. Our virtual family dinners are quick, fun, and drama-free. Plus, you can even build a virtual house far away from your annoying brother!

Escape to our server and enjoy your weekends for yourself, without the guilt trips and passive-aggressive Facebook videos. Who needs real family dinners when you can have a blast with your Minecraft buddies instead? Join now and leave the drama behind!

CalorieCraft SMP: “I can’t lose weight, I tried counting pixels and running from creepers”

Calorie Counting, CalorieCraft, Counting, CREEPERS, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, long-term weight loss, LOSE, nutrition, pixels, Running, smp, weight, weight loss, weight loss community, weight loss goals, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss plateau, weight loss struggles, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss tips, weight loss transformation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Mines Excavated:	2627	Magic Items Found:	2958
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss solution! That’s right, forget about counting calories and hitting the gym, all you need to do is join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you run from creepers and jump over lava pits. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in just one week! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today!

CraftyCraze: ExpensiveHobby

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of spending all your money on expensive hobbies like skydiving with golden parachutes or yachting with diamond-encrusted sails? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch your bank account thank you as you embark on epic adventures without breaking the bank.

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with all the craziness.

Forget about expensive hobbies, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who needs a private jet when you can fly around on a giant chicken in the game? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

TruceCraft: NoBull Netanyahu

biden, Ceasefire, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, NOBULL, peace talks, Politics, tension easing., Truce, TruceCraft, US

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Enchantments Applied:	105	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party. Dance the night away with the dragon while he spins sick beats and shoots fireworks out of his nostrils. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

KPAD: Where even the cows have better teamwork than most players

Big Projects, chisel, Chunk claiming, Claims, Cows, Create, Decorative Additions, Discord Channel, explosions, Forge 47.3.5, Funny Experience, Grieffed, Ip:, KPAD, Let’s Do Mod, Macaw’s mods, Map, Minecraft 1.20.1, Modded, Modpack, Open Parties, Party, Players, social interactions, teamwork, voice chat

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Main Mods
Security Craft

Valkyrien Skies, Eureka! Ships! & Clockwork

Chisel
Simple Voice Chat
Xaero’s Map
Open Parties and Claims
Macaw’s mods
Let’s Do mod

Minecraft 1.20.1 Forge 47.3.5

IP: http://kpad.exaroton.me/

Modpack on Dropbox

Discord channel

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I claim chunks?	Players can claim chunks by using the claim feature in-game.
What is Security Craft used for?	Security Craft is used to enhance the security of players’ bases and prevent griefing.
Is Voice Chat available on the server?	Yes, the server has Voice Chat enabled for players to communicate more easily.
Are there any restrictions on building projects?	Players are encouraged to build big projects and engage in social interactions without many restrictions.
Can claims be destroyed by explosions?	Yes, claims can be destroyed by explosions or fire, so players should also utilize Security Craft for protection.

”OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHA Minecraft Server”

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows can do the moonwalk, zombies break out into dance battles, and villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pharaohs and Queens: Minecraft SMP – ”’Egyptians in full hijab meet /ourgirls/”’

conservative clothing, covering, cultural attire, cultural expression, discomfort, egyptians, full, full hijab, Headscarf, Hijab, hot, hot weather, Islamic dress, Meet, Middle Eastern fashion, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, Muslim women, ourgirls, Pharaohs, QUEENS, religious clothing, smp, Sweaty, traditional dress, womens clothing

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the admins are actually secret agents from a parallel universe where Minecraft is the only form of communication. They wear full-body llama suits to hide their true identities and communicate through Morse code using their llama tails. They must be so hot and sweaty under those things, but hey, sacrifices must be made for the greater good of the server!

But wait, there’s more! The spawn point is actually a portal to a dimension where pigs ride on top of flying chickens and creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, you’ll be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be for unlimited pizza).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and llama sweat.

BIL-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Apology, Bash, BDay, BILFree, Birthday Party, children’s party, cousin relationships, Disrespect, epilepsy, event organization, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family relationships, health concerns, in-laws, Invitations, medical conditions, Minecraft, party planning, photosensitivity, Server, strobe lights

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Animals Bred:	139

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for the wildest and craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing creepers with strobe sticks come out of nowhere! Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our special anti-epilepsy armor to protect you from any unexpected light shows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From lava slides to skydiving pigs, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t worry about getting lost, our friendly nurse NPCs are here to guide you through any challenges.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and adventure, because things are about to get wild. And remember, epilepsy is not a joke, unless it’s on our server!

GrannyGriefNoMore

aging relatives, Assertiveness, boundary setting, caregiving, Communication, elder care, emotional labor, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family responsibilities, generational differences, GrannyGriefNoMore, holiday traditions, holidays, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, intergenerational conflict, living arrangements, personal boundaries, self-care

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Buildings Constructed:	42	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of being the designated caregiver for your grandma while also taking care of your dogs and dealing with a mom who thinks changing soiled diapers is a piece of cake!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world and build a virtual life where you don’t have to worry about being called selfish for wanting a break from grandma duty. Our server is a safe haven where you can set boundaries without any judgment!

Embark on quests to find the perfect balance between caring for your grandma and enjoying some well-deserved me-time. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a magical potion that will make changing diapers a breeze!

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully constructed base. Let’s build a community where everyone respects each other’s boundaries, even if it means grandma has to fend for herself for a change!

MineCraftWellness

emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, Happiness, Healthy Eating, holistic wellness, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftWellness, personal development, physical health, positive thinking, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, sleep hygiene, social connection, stress relief, Time management, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a million diamonds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to boost your well-being! Join us for a chance to mine your way to happiness and relaxation.

Our server is so magical that just logging in will instantly increase your serotonin levels. The blocks are made of pure joy and the mobs drop happiness potions instead of loot. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers will give you a hug instead of exploding.

Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on a mystical ley line that enhances your gaming experience tenfold. Players have reported feeling more energized, focused, and overall just happier after spending time on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your journey to well-being in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!