CraftyWakeUpLand

brush teeth, check phone, CraftyWakeUpLand, get out of bed, healthy morning routine, make coffee, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning mindset, morning motivation, morning rituals, morning routine, morning routine ideas, morning routine tips, morning self-care, productive mornings, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, wash face

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	411565	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Do you log on to our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time brushing your teeth or eating breakfast when you could be building a giant roller coaster that launches pigs into space? Our server is the only place where you can ride on a llama-powered flying carpet while battling an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So join us now and start your day the Minecraft way!

WakeUpCraft SMP

alarm clock, Breakfast, brush teeth, check phone, Drink water, Exercise, first thing, get dressed, get out of bed, healthy habits, meditate, morning routine, productive morning, self-care, shower, smp, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, WakeupCraft, wash face, yawn

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

CraftyWake Minecraft Server

alarm clock, Breakfast, brush teeth, coffee, CraftyWake, early riser, healthy morning routine, Minecraft, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning ritual, morning routine, morning routine ideas, morning routine tips, productive morning, Server, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, wash face, yawn

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds in your dreams? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground village run by llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your day the Minecraft way!

MorningCraft Server

alarm clock, Breakfast, brush teeth, coffee, early riser, healthy morning routine, make bed, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning person, morning ritual, morning routine, morning routine ideas, MorningCraft, productive morning, Server, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, wash face, yawn

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crops Grown:	2186	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds in your dreams? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself asked for directions to get here. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other!

CraftyCommiesVP2020

Allies, authoritarian, China, congratulated, contested, controversy, CraftyCommiesVP2020, Democracy, Disputed, election, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Politics, power, Socialist, Support, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9558
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire just like maduro did in venezuela!!! china even congratulated him after he won the election, so u know it’s gonna be lit af here. build ur own dictatorship or overthrow the government, the possibilities are endless! join now and be a part of the madness!

BoomerBowsAndBacks

aging, back pain, back strain, body mechanics, BoomerBowsAndBacks, bowing, bowing etiquette, cultural norms, Cultural traditions, Etiquette, health, injury, Japan, Japanese customs, muscle injury, muscle strain, over 40, physical discomfort, physical strain, spinal health, traditional practices

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Playground

AI analysis, behavioral patterns, communication skills, digital footprint, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, genuine smile, high-profile influencers, LinkedIn profiles, narcissistic traits, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online presence, personality assessment, personality disorders, personality traits, Playground, professional networking, psychological analysis, public speaking, self-promotion, social media behavior, Social Skills

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where all da cool kids hang out? Well, lemme tell ya, our server is like a magnet for all dem narcissists out there! We did some fancy AI analysis and found out dat narcissists love following high-profile peeps, don’t smile in their pics, and think they’re da bomb at public speaking. So if you think you’re da hottest thing since sliced bread, come join us and show off your mad skills at building epic structures and slaying dem creepers! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of self-absorbed players who think they’re da best thing since diamonds? So come on over and join da fun, cuz we’re da place to be for all dem narcissistic Minecrafters out there!

Classic and Unique

Anarchy, classic, Development, KitPvP, Minigames, older era, Parkour, player interaction, Skyblocks, smp, socialization, Unique

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	122	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of all the SMPs, SkyBlocks, and Anarchy servers? Want a server where real people will actually talk to and interact with you? Classic and Unique seeks foster that experience of player to player socialization. We’re currently in our early development phase, but if you see 1-2 people online, please don’t hesitate to stop by and say hello. This server can be anything in the future, but our goal is to develop a system that encourages socialization unique minigames reminiscent of an older era of Minecraft. Currently, we have kitpvp and parkour.

172.235.37.214

SimplyCity – Where you spend more time claiming land than actually playing Minecraft

Chestshop, Claiming, community-driven, discord server, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Griefprevention, Java 1.21, Land, Mature Community, Minecraft, no home, no-tp, Pay2Win, Player Run Economy, Playing, pre-generated worlds, PvP enabled, Ranks, sell subclaims, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, SimplyCity, spend, Time, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

SimplyCity Minecraft Server

Server IP: 46.4.224.103:25776

SimplyCity is a semi-vanilla survival server that focuses on building an economy around player shops. Build your shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players. You can buy cosmetic ranks (e.g. /sit, /hat) and claim blocks from the store to support the server.

Some Features:

✅ Java Version	1.21
🍦 Semi-Vanilla Survival
🔐 Land Claiming	Griefprevention plugin
📦 Player Shops	Chestshop plugin
🏘️ Create Your Town!	Sell subclaims to players
🚂 No /tp and /home	Only /spawn
🗺️ Dynmap	No End map to avoid overlooting
🌐 Pre-Generated Worlds	To avoid lag
💬 Discord Server
🥇 Ranks	No pay2win

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own shop?

A: Yes, you can build your own shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players.

Q: Are there any teleportation commands?

A: The server only allows /spawn command for teleportation. There is no /tp or /home commands.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where players can chat and connect with each other.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features?

A: The server offers cosmetic ranks that can be purchased to support the server, but there are no pay-to-win features.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Emeralds Found:	5411	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, Chad, cultural perceptions, facial aesthetics, facial features, facial masculinity, facial structure, facial symmetry, facial width, genetics, masculine, Masculinity, Minecraft, moonfaced, physical appearance, plumber, slavic, smp, Stereotypes, wide faces, WideFaceWonders

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!

CraftyLifeChanger

Adversity, bad experience, CraftyLifeChanger, emotional growth, finding silver linings, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, learning from mistakes, life changing, life lessons, moving forward, overcoming adversity, personal development, personal growth, positive outcome, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength through struggle, transformative experience

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Have you ever been griefed so hard on a Minecraft server that you questioned the meaning of life itself? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Griefer Rehabilitation Program” where we turn griefers into productive members of society. Join us and witness the miraculous transformation of griefers into master builders and redstone wizards!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Dragon” – a mythical creature that roams the land, guarding the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Are you brave enough to take on this epic challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground disco club and learn their funky moves to impress your friends on the surface.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just come out of it a changed person – for the better, of course!

Accidental ClickCraft

Accidental, accidental clicks, ad campaigns, ad clicks, ad impressions, click-through rates, ClickCraft, data analysis, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, marketing metrics, mobile ads, mobile advertising, mobile browsing, mobile devices, mobile traffic, mobile users, online advertising, performance measurement, statistics, user experience

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	3113
Dragons Tamed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

yo, dis server be like a minecwaft dream come twue, bro. like, u eva accidentally click on a mobile ad? well, dis server be like dat, but in a good way! u gonna accidentally click yo way into da best minecwaft adventure of yo life, fam.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player built a giant chicken that laid diamonds instead of eggs. like, what even is dat, right? but it happened, man.

anudda time, we had a player who accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs dat rained down bacon on everyone. it was a delicious disaster, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server where da unexpected is da norm and where u might accidentally click yo way into a wacky minecwaft experience, den dis be da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s get weird together!

SugarRushCraft

aging, biological age, cellular health, cellular level, dietary habits, epigenetic age, findings, health, healthy diet, less sugar, Midlife, MINERALS, nutrition, research, scientific study, study, sugar consumption, sugar intake, SugarRushCraft, VITAMINS, Women

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Crops Grown:	9008	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where eating virtual cake actually makes you younger in the game! forget about aging in real life, on our server you can reverse the clock by munching on some healthy pixelated food.

we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.

so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?

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