wash cloths Minecraft Servers

wash cloths Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyClothClash

    CraftyClothClash
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 1910
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2226 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living with a crazy family who thinks they’re royalty? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone throwing away your food or demanding to be treated like a king. We have a strict “no white wash cloths for one-time use only” policy, so you can dry your hands in peace without any unnecessary drama.

    Join us and unleash your inner rebel by creating the most epic builds while avoiding any unnecessary family drama. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, even if that means using the same towel more than once. You’re not the ass hole here, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for a good time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Loser’s Savior Minecraft SMP

    The Loser’s Savior Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 9365
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting roasted by your friends for not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the biggest noob can become a master builder! Join now and show off your epic creations to shut up all the haters.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that he’s actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, ready to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate blocky warrior.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond-clad hero to save the day!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Galactic Heroes Minecraft Server

    Galactic Heroes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 2314
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9050 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Dumping ch223, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. You won’t find that kind of dedication anywhere else!

    2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Will you be the next llama warrior?

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant block-shaped creature who roams the land spreading joy and chaos wherever he goes. Will you be able to tame him and ride him into battle?

    4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Dumping ch223 today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

    Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 7224
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 59
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

    Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

    And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Love Minecraft Server

    Pixel Love Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 8216
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

    Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 4646
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8914
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1664
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

    👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

    🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

    🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

    🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tired of Death Minecraft Server

    Tired of Death Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 8582
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

    Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

    ””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 4810
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

    Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

    But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

    BlockBuddies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 7492
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Emeralds Found: 1626
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that if you find the golden cinnamon bear statue hidden deep within the caves, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic virtual VTuber awards ceremony ever seen in the Minecraft universe. You can vote for your favorite virtual idols and watch as they battle it out in epic virtual battles for the title of VTuber champion!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have AI-generated art that will blow your mind. Our AI wrangling anons have created some of the most mind-blowing designs you’ve ever seen, from pixelated masterpieces to futuristic creations that will leave you speechless.

    So come join us on the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the treasures are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP

    The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 9942
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Villages Defended: 13
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where human males dominate anthros and other creatures in a variety of scenarios! It’s like a wild jungle out there, with stories and projects that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Join us for the “Helluva Mindbreak” chapter 2, where things get even crazier than before. Or how about “Curiosity and Cat,” a tale that will have you questioning your own feline instincts.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into “Pythagas” chapters 1-10 for a rollercoaster of emotions, or try your hand at the “Murder Mystery CYOA” where you’ll be on the edge of your seat trying to solve the crime.

    And if that’s not enough, join us for “Neon Dream of Organic Toys” where the toys come to life in ways you never imagined. Or maybe “Cold Blooded Dairy” is more your style, a story that will have you laughing and crying all at once.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild world of dominance and chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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