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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1386 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
LOL come join dis server where we make mortifying moments look like a walk in da park! We got creepers dat explode in rainbow colors, pigs dat fly like superman, and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs!
Once, a player tried to build a house out of TNT and accidentally blew up the whole server, but don’t worry, we rebuilt it with ice cream blocks and marshmallow trees!
Join us and be part of da craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs normal when you can have absurdly awesome?! Let’s make mortifying moments our new favorite pastime!
