warzone fail – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Dad’s RIP Minecraft Server
coming out, Dads, Emotional healing, estrangement, family dynamics, family relationships, father’s funeral, favoritism, forgiveness, funeral attendance, Gay, Grief, LGBTQ, long distance family, Minecraft, personal boundaries, rejection, religious upbringing, RIP, self-care, Server, sibling rivalry, strict parent, support system
Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest block-filled world you’ll ever experience!
Join us and escape the drama of real life, just like this player who ditched their family drama to take care of their grandma. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to explore?
Forget about attending funerals, come build epic structures and battle zombies with us instead! Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can be whoever you want to be.
So, why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama.

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BoomerLove Minecraft Server
acceptance, age gap relationships, BoomerLove, Challenges, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional connection, Experience, generational differences, judgment, life stages, long-term commitment, love, Maturity, Minecraft, older partner, perspective, romance, Server, societal norms, unconventional relationships, wisdom
Are you tired of dating players who can’t even build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with experienced builders who can create entire cities in a single day! Plus, if you’ve ever dated someone 20 plus years older, you’ll fit right in with our community of seasoned veterans who know all the tricks to surviving in the world of Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, creeper explosions, and maybe even a little bit of romance with someone who knows their way around a crafting table. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of dating someone who can actually protect you from zombies in the virtual world!

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BillionaireBlockParty
1 billion dollars, BillionaireBlockParty, designer clothes, excessive spending, exclusive memberships, expensive jewelry, extravagant parties, fancy restaurants, Financial Security, high-end electronics, lavish vacations, luxury cars, Mansions, material possessions, not buying, private jets, rare art pieces, unnecessary gadgets, unnecessary items, wise investments, yachts
Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to win even more diamonds than you can imagine. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret diamond mine that never runs out.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of emeralds that he’s just dying to share with you.
So why waste your billion dollars on anything else when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the diamond-filled adventures begin!

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CubanCraft Minecraft Server
Cold War legacy, Cuban-Russian relations, CubanCraft, Cubans, defense cooperation, diplomatic visit, foreign affairs, geopolitical tension, global politics, Havana, international relations, maritime security, military deployment, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, naval exercises, naval fleet, nuclear-powered submarine, Russian warships, Server, strategic alliance
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have russian warships and nuclear submarines arriving in havana next week! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself, mining diamonds while dodging missiles, and building your base in the shadow of a nuclear sub. it’s gonna be a blast, quite literally! so hop on board and join the chaos, because this server is not for the faint of heart. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world we’ve created. see you there, comrade!

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KiddieCraft UN Blacklist
Blacklist, Child protection, children, children’s rights, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, conflict zones, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, KiddieCraft, MIDDLE EAST, peacekeeping efforts, united nations, United Nations blacklist, United Nations investigation, United Nations report, United Nations resolution, United Nations sanctions, War Crimes
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun it will make the United Nations put Israel on a blacklist for harming children in conflict zones! why settle for boring servers when you can be part of this crazy adventure where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a secret code to unlock a hidden diamond mine filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and become a part of the most outrageous minecraft server ever!

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CircumCraft: Cut Above the Rest
#newborns, body autonomy, circumcision, CircumCraft, cosmetic procedure, cultural tradition, Cut, Foreskin, genital health, genital mutilation, genital surgery, health risks, HUMAN RIGHTS, informed consent, male circumcision, Medical Ethics, medical necessity, parental consent, personal choice, religious practice, REST, unnecessary procedure
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got more foreskin than you can shake a stick at! Like, seriously, we’re all about keeping things intact down there. Plus, our players have the wildest stories about their foreskin adventures – like one time, someone built a whole castle out of foreskin blocks! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that have taken place over who has the longest foreskin in the land. So come on, join us and let your foreskin flag fly high!

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EnzymeInhibitorCraft
balance restoration, brain health, enzyme inhibitor, enzyme therapy, EnzymeInhibitorCraft, excitation, inhibition, lipid activation, lipid metabolism, mental disorders, mental health, neural circuits, neural pathways, neurological disorders, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pharmacology, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, symptom alleviation, Treatment
so like, join our minecraft server, cuz like, we got this crazy treatment with an enzyme inhibitor that like, stops lipids from activating or whatever. it’s gonna make your brain go WOOSH and balance out all the crazy stuff happenin’ in your head. no more mental disorders, just pure minecraft fun! come on, you know you wanna join and experience the magic of our server. it’s gonna be like a party in your brain, but with blocks and stuff. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the enzyme inhibitor do its thang!

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Finding Peace in Chaos: Serenity SMP, Where PvP is the Norm on Bedrock Edition

base, bedrock, border, Chaos, crossplay, Discord, Edition, Farms, finding, Geyser, Ip:, java, Lag, multiplayer, Nether, norm, Overworld, Peace, PORT, PvP, Raided, rules, semi anarchy, Serenity, Server, smp, Spawn, Survival, Wild

Serenity SMP
This is a Minecraft Bedrock Survival Multiplayer Server.
Serenity SMP aims to build a survival server only for bedrock users, we believe geyser software creates lag so serenity doesn’t allow crossplay for java users.
IP: serenitysmp.online
Port: 19132
discord : https://discord.gg/MmaPR6n9fY
IN-GAME RULES:
Players can no longer build multi-dimensional farms (i.e nether -> overworld gold farm). Players can no longer build any portal-ticking farm at all. Overworld border has been limited to 100k 100k. Nether border has been limited to 12,500.
Note : Please do not make your base anywhere near spawn or in any /wild spot, you’ll get raided.

FAQ

Q: Can Java players join Serenity SMP?

A: No, Serenity SMP is only for Bedrock users and does not allow Java players due to potential lag caused by crossplay.

Q: What are the in-game rules regarding farms on Serenity SMP?

A: Players are not allowed to build multi-dimensional farms or any portal-ticking farms. The overworld border is limited to 100k 100k and the Nether border is limited to 12,500.

Q: Where should I build my base on Serenity SMP?

A: It is recommended to not build your base near spawn or in any /wild spot to avoid being raided.

”PixelPraise Minecraft Server”
Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Enya Ignis, fuyo cloverfield, idol company, idol corp, idol corp general, idolEN, idolEN E-Sekai, idolEN ENCORE, idolEN Endless, idolEN Genesis, idolES, idolES EternalS, juna unagi, kai saikota, Kattarina Qutie, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Meica05, Minecraft, Momo Otako, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, PixelPraise, poko rakun, Prism, rin penrose, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Server, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V-Dere, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are always poppin’ and the mobs are always droppin’!
Join us for epic adventures with our idolEN Genesis crew, like Kattarina Qutie who can slay Ender Dragons with her killer vocals, or Nikki Rei who can charm creepers with her Twitter feed!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the idolEN E-Sekai realm with Juna Unagi, the queen of Redstone, Rin Penrose, the Twitch streaming wizard, and Fuyo Cloverfield, the mining master!
And don’t forget about idolEN Endless, where Roca Rourin can build a castle faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”, Poko Rakun can tame wolves with just a wink, and Kai Saikota can fish up a Storm!
Still not convinced? How about joining idolES EternalS, where Meica05 can farm like no other, Koa Akugaki can ride a pig like a boss, and Ruby Runeheart can craft potions that’ll make you see double!
And for the grand finale, hop on over to idolEN ENCORE, where Enya Ignis can ride a minecart like a pro, Shabel Tonya can tame a herd of llamas with ease, and Chikafuji Lisa can build a rollercoaster that’ll make your head spin!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become part of the craziest, most epic idol crew in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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AlienCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
#youtube, AlienCraft, Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina Twitch Archive, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi Twitch, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro YouTube, Ember Amane, Ember Amane Twitter, Erina Makina, Erina Makina Twitch, Ex-Tsunderia vt, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri Archive, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie YouTube, idol corp, Idol Corp vt, illustrated guide, Invaders, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi Twitch, Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi Twitter, Kawaii, Kawaii vt, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko Twitch Archive, LIA, Lia from Phase Connect, Minecraft, pcgia Links, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Archives, Phase Connect Second Generation, Phase Friends, Phase Friends vt, PixelLink, PixelLink vt, Previous thread, prima, Prima vt, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys YouTube, Sayu Sincronisity, Sayu Sincronisity vt, Server, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, twitch, twitter, Ultimate, V4Mirai, V4Mirai vt, VReverie Extended, VReverie Extended vt, Yubicraft, Yubicraft vt
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can connect with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to hang out with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some virtual idol performances. Our server is so lit that even creepers are lining up to get in (literally, they love the music)! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the Phase Friends crew and explore the pixelated wonders of our world.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and join us for some blocky fun that will make you say, “Creeper? Oh man, this server’s the bomb!”

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