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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 4347 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
And get this, our cows are like supermodels, they’re all shiny and sparkly, it’s like they’re from a different dimension or something. Plus, our milk tastes like rainbows and unicorn farts, it’s so delicious that you’ll never want to drink regular milk again.
So come on, join us and experience the magical world of milk in your /cunt/ like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cow that can do the moonwalk, because anything is possible on this server.