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Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7257	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre moments, Confidently, eccentric actions, funny mistakes, odd occurrences, offbeat moments, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar occurrences, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, uncommon occurrences, unconventional behavior, unique actions, unusual habits, unusual incidents, weird, weird behavior, WrongCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Towns Built:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ores Mined:	6882
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Alien Abductions:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7955
Crops Grown:	6085	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!

CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Potions Brewed:	104
Runes Activated:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!

HeritageCraft

anger, aunt, brother, Conflict, deathbed, decision, disagreement, Estate, family, Father, heritage, HeritageCraft, House, Inheritance, ownership, Property, Respect, RIGHTS, sibling, Will

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like inheriting houses from your family members, our server will have you making tough decisions and facing off against your own brother (hopefully not in real life though). Build your own virtual empire and show off your inheritance skills to the rest of the players. Who knew family drama could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to rule over your digital kingdom!