ukrainian officials are SHOOK by how lit our server is, they’re like “woah, this is crazier than trying to negotiate with russia” 😂🇺🇦
we got diamonds, we got creepers, we got everything u need to make ur minecraft dreams come true 🤩🔥
so what are u waiting for?? join now and become the richest player in the world (of minecraft) 💎💰💰💰
we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.
so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?
we have unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that grant u wishes, and talking chickens that give u advice on life.
come join us and experience a world where u can trust EVERYONE, even the creepers. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! 🚀🐷🌈
Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual home from overbearing relatives who think they can do whatever they want. Build a fortress, gather resources, and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
And don’t worry, our server is a safe space for new parents and their newborns. We understand the importance of recovering from a tough pregnancy and c-section, so feel free to relax and enjoy some well-deserved peace and quiet while playing with us.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family drama? Let’s build, explore, and most importantly, set those boundaries!
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where trust is not just a word, it’s a way of life! Join us if you want to survive in a world where everyone has your back, even when you’re mining for diamonds!
Imagine a world where you can TRUST your fellow players to not steal your loot or sabotage your builds. No more worrying about getting destroyed by sneaky backstabbers – we’ve got your back!
On our server, you can build alliances with other players, trade resources without fear, and explore the vast world of Minecraft without constantly looking over your shoulder. Say goodbye to being taken advantage of – on our server, everyone plays fair!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the joy of living in a high-trust society where you can truly thrive and build amazing creations without the fear of betrayal. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can finally live out your equestrian dreams without any judgment. Build your own stable, ride off into the sunset on a majestic steed, and leave all your worries behind.
And hey, if you’re looking for a father figure to give you away at your virtual wedding, we’ve got plenty of friendly players who would be happy to step in and fill that role. Who needs a real dad when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts cheering you on?
So come on over to our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a new dad who actually appreciates your love for horses. It’s time to saddle up and ride into the sunset of endless possibilities!
Join our server and experience the thrill of having to wear a chicken suit every time you enter a village. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and the only way to blend in is by looking like a chicken. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time!
But that’s not all! How about having to speak only in pig Latin for an entire day every week? Oinkway atway atthay, itway ightmay eemsay azycray, utbay ustjay aitway untilway youway earhay owthay unway itway isway ootay ootay ootay ootay!
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest rules you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself enjoying the madness and never wanting to leave. Join now and let the craziness begin!
our server is so lit, it’s like a coral bleaching event happening every other day! you’ll never be bored with us, we promise. plus, our community is as colorful as a coral reef, with players from all over the world coming together to build, mine, and survive.
so why wait? dive into the fun and join us today! who needs the great barrier reef when you can have the great minecraft server experience with us? come on in, the water’s fine!
Heyho survival friends, our Minecraft server Rocky SMP has started and is waiting for you!
– Version: 1.20.4 (1.8-1.21 compatible) – Proximity Voice Chat – /tpa & /home commands – Participation in server changes – Premium and YouTuber ranks – For all players (PVP, Builder, etc.) – Faire Moderation – Competent support – Clans and exclusive text chats
Do you have any questions? Feel free to contact us via support on our Discord and Teamspeak, or write to us at [email protected]!
rockysmp.de
| Server Type | Simple SMP with Towny & McMMO |
|---|---|
| Option | Join existing town or create your own |
| Land Protection | Use golden shovel for land protection |
Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC
Version: 1.21
Server Address: rezzcraft.mcraft.pro
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join an existing town? | Yes, you have the option to join an existing town on the server. |
| Can I create my own town? | Yes, players can create their own towns on the server. |
| How do I protect my land? | Use the golden shovel to protect your land from other players. |
| What version is the server currently running? | The server is running on version 1.21. |
Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!
So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!
