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NaziPartyDanceOff

“Youth, Apology, Backlash, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, dancing, education, mistake, Nazi song, NaziPartyDanceOff, offensive behavior, Political Correctness, political group, scandal, singing, social media, student organization, Tory student group, University, Video, warwick

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, it’s da craziest place eva! we got tory students singing nazi songs while dancing around liek total idiots. it’s a real party up in here! join us if u wanna see some real wild and wacky stuff happenin. we promise u won’t be bored, dat’s for sure. come on, join da fun!

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	5431	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse