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Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	289

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Emeralds Found:	9964

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?

Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be treating like objects are the blocks you mine! We don’t see creepers as enemies, we see them as potential friends who just need a little TNT hug.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).

And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.

So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.

Rumor Has It: Heart Gear Chapter 47 – The LOLzy Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Potions Brewed:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with Endermen!

But that’s not all – we have a special quest where you have to tame a llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server! And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like a giant zombie chicken boss who can breakdance and summon lightning strikes! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else.

Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	4714
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2406
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as big as your ego? Look no further than our server, where size really does matter! Join us and prove to everyone that you’re the biggest player around.

Our server is so big, it can make even the smallest players feel inadequate. But don’t worry, we accept players of all sizes and shapes. Whether you’re a giant or a tiny pixel, you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re looking for a girlfriend who appreciates your size, look no further. Our players are known for their love of big builds and even bigger personalities. Who knows, you might just find the one who thinks you’re the biggest player of them all.

So come join us on our server, where size matters and everyone is welcome. Just make sure to bring your biggest block-building skills and your even bigger sense of humor. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Nina’s trip to Japan? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Nina Saotome herself!

Join us for some retro gaming, kusoge adventures, and RPG madness, all while listening to Nina’s powerful and sultry singing voice. She may even serenade you with her sisterly personality and hard work ethic.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive R18 content on Twitter that will make your jaw drop! And if you miss any of the action, don’t worry, we have unofficial VOD archives that you can binge-watch for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness that is Nina and her world of gaming, singing, and zatsudan. Who knows, you might even become a part of her next epic adventure!

18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3227
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Animals Bred:	161
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole village of sexy villagers just waiting for you to…um…interact with them. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you have a preference for one villager over the others. Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and your…uh…charm? Yeah, let’s go with charm. So come join us for a wild time filled with questionable decisions and unforgettable memories. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?