We takin’ on “hybrid warfare” like pros, ain’t no tensions on our Poland-Belarus border gonna stop us! We fightin’ off disinformation like it’s a swarm of zombies, and ain’t no election meddling gonna mess wit us!
So come on, join da fun and chaos on dis server, where every day is a new adventure! Just watch out for dem sabotages, they’ll get ya when you least expect it! Let’s show dem other servers who’s boss!
Embark on epic quests to find the hidden treasure in Rome, Florida or battle fierce mobs in Athens, Georgia. Watch out for the mischievous players in Madrid, Iowa who love to prank unsuspecting newcomers. Explore the mysterious dungeons of Lisbon, Ohio or build a towering skyscraper in London, Kentucky.
But beware of the cursed lands of Dublin, Pennsylvania where players have been known to disappear without a trace. Join forces with other players in Stockholm, New Jersey to take down the evil boss mobs that roam the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join us in this crazy world where anything is possible and every corner holds a new adventure. Can you survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP?
1. Our spawn point is a replica of the Statue of Liberty, except she’s holding a diamond sword instead of a torch. Because why not?
2. Our PvP arena is located in the middle of a bustling Polish street market, where you can battle it out while dodging flying pierogies and sausages.
3. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that speak fluent Polish. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – they just want to teach you some new phrases while you fight them.
4. Our staff members all wear traditional Polish attire, complete with feathered hats and embroidered vests. They take their jobs very seriously, but they also know how to have a good time.
So come join us on this wild adventure in Warsaw, Poland – you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Flying pierogies and talking mobs may cause extreme laughter and confusion.)