Looking for a server where you won’t be asked to donate sperm or have awkward conversations about making babies with your sister’s wife? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be making is incredible creations with your fellow players.
So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless, of course, you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we’re birthing is creativity and fun!
Just like Ana and BIL, who have been through 3 miscarriages and an abortion, our server is a reminder that anything is possible, even naming your child after a number! And if anyone dares to question your choice, don’t worry, we’ll have your back and support you all the way, just like Ana’s SIL who tried to ruin her baby shower but ended up making it even more memorable!
So come join us on our Minecraft server where we celebrate the unconventional and embrace the outrageous. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next baby name!
Our server is like a magical classroom where your desk is a block and your pencil is a pickaxe. Sit in the right spot and who knows what amazing adventures await you! Maybe you’ll discover a hidden treasure under your desk, or uncover a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows.
So come join us and let’s see where your school seat takes you in the world of Minecraft! Who knew that sitting next to the class clown could lead to becoming the most epic prankster in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless, just like the supply of snacks in the teacher’s lounge.
u gotta build ur own solar-powered base, fight off mobs with solar-powered weapons, and even ride around on solar-powered vehicles. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft gameplay.
plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of solar-powered villagers who have, like, mastered the art of harnessing the sun’s energy. u gotta find them and learn their ways to truly dominate this server.
so, like, come join us on this solar-powered adventure and be part of the future of minecraft gaming. trust me, u won’t regret it.
U-Topia is your medieval MMORPG server. Build your own settlement, learn professions, earn money and complete quests.
5.83.172.239:60200
Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!
| Version | 1.21, Available on Java & Bedrock |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.stormylagoon.com |
| Bedrock Port | 25566 (No port needed for Java) |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm |
| Discord Username | Duvahl |
| Tiktok | https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7 |
Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!
We’ve got more updates than you can shake a diamond sword at, with trailers that will make you question reality. From “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” to “Mind the Swelter, Watch the Furnace”, our updates will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.
And don’t even get us started on the characters and banners. With names like Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, and Asta, you’ll feel like you’re in a fantasy novel. Plus, our new drip marketing will have you hunting for Feixiao, Lingsha, and Moze like your life depends on it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some redeemable codes that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends. See you in the game!
Experience the thrill of broken bones and hospital stays just like me! Who needs a rollercoaster ride when you can live through car accidents and blood clots in the comfort of your own home?
Join now for the chance to have your personal life broadcasted to everyone without your consent! Get ready to be the talk of the town just like me, whether you like it or not!
And if that’s not enough, get ready for some intense family drama that will make you question your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you can witness real-life meltdowns and emotional manipulation right here on our server?
So come on down and join the chaos! Who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have a front-row seat to a never-ending soap opera? See you there, drama llamas!