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SisSucksMCServer

awkward, walked in, family, disbelief, Surprise

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player walked in on their sister sucking some dick…oh wait, that’s not a reason to join our server, that’s just a crazy anecdote. But hey, if you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen, then this is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

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SilverMedalSMP – Copalib Edition

Edition, Promiedos.com.ar, SilverMedalSMP, Schedule, copalib

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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NoWrestleCraft SMP

activities, Recreation, games, Friends, alternative plans

Yo, forget about wrestling tonight because on our Minecraft SMP, we’re having an epic battle royale where we fight each other with diamond swords and enchanted bows! Join us and show off your PvP skills while dodging creepers and skeletons left and right. Who needs wrestling when you can have a real showdown in the world of blocks and pixels? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

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DishCrafters

innovative services, apartment living, communal living, urban living, pay-to-use dishwashers

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT GOT MORE DRAMA DEN A REALITY SHOW. WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE AS RARE AS FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A LLAMA.

WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.

ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.

PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

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EUndermineCraft

SOVEREIGNTY, european union, Alliance, Europe, Speech

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s better than a unicorn farting rainbows on a double rainbow! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, a chicken and a pig became best friends and built the most epic roller coaster in minecraft history. u can ride it on this server and experience the thrill of a lifetime! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even hungary’s nationalist leader is warning of the EU’s demise and backing Trump in an anti-western speech. if that doesn’t convince u to join, then i don’t know what will! come join us and let’s build a minecraft world that will make even herobrine jealous!

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r9k Rejects Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, INEQUALITY, mental illness, rejects, smp

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being held back by your parents’ divorce or living with a single mother? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where your predicted wealth is cut in half and you’re more likely to be criminal and poor.

On our server, everyone is equal and no one is left behind. We don’t care about your background or mental health issues, we just want you to have a good time and enjoy the game. So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs support from family or connections when you have a crazy Minecraft community to have your back? Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, no matter what life throws at them. See you in the game, losers of r9k!

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NoPetNoDiamonds

dog manners, dog walking, dog handling, dog owner, asking permission

Are you tired of random strangers trying to pet your dog without asking? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your virtual dog’s personal space! No more creepy old men trying to click on your dog to get its attention, just pure dog-loving fun in a safe and respectful environment.

We understand the struggles of having a cute virtual pet that everyone wants to pet without permission. That’s why our server is the perfect place for dog owners who want to protect their furry friends from unwanted attention. Plus, we have a special feature where you can train your virtual dog to bark at anyone who tries to pet them without asking first!

So come join us and experience the joy of owning a virtual dog without the hassle of dealing with entitled strangers. Trust us, your virtual dog will thank you for it!

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LostSave twitch streamer server | Refrakus Minecraft server

twitch streamer, server 24/7, enjoy the game, Refrakus, LostSave

Server 24/7 enjoy the game!

neptune.spaceroute.net:20587

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Vanilla Hype: Not Quite Vanilla Enough, but Still Hyping It Up! 1.21!

Griefing, gladiator fights, Vanilla, holiday events, Whitelist

Vanilla Hype Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Come join the fun and relaxing Minecraft adventure that is Vanilla Hype! We’re a small whitelist server developing a mature and friendly community for anyone that’d like to join us.
Focus	The server is geared towards vanilla-style Minecraft building and community activities. Activities change based on popularity and player-demand, but some of them include weekly competitions, gladiator fights and holiday events/games.
Gameplay Features	– No game-changing plugins such as land claim and economy – Griefing/Stealing is prohibited – Full list of rules can be found in our discord server
How to Join	Apply on our discord server Server IP: mc.vanillahypserver.com Version: 1.21 (Java)

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply on our discord server using the provided link above.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, there is a full list of rules available in our discord server. Griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.

Q: What kind of activities can I expect on Vanilla Hype?

A: Activities include weekly competitions, gladiator fights, holiday events/games, and other community-driven activities based on player demand.

Orange you glad you found Citrus MC? Just peel away the boring and join the fruity fun! No square fruit here.

Immersive, Tpa, gameplay, Leaderboards, Friends
Citrus MC Server Information

Server IP CITRUS-MC.COM

Server Discord Discord

Server Map MAP

Version 1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:
Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role. https://discord.gg/7z8RBNyScA

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.

Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM
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Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	MAP
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Vanilla Hype Minecraft Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions

Citrus MC Server Information