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BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

body composition, body image, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, bulk, BulkCraft, bulking, CREEPERS, diet, endermen, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, gym, health, Hit, intentional weight gain, mindset, muscle building, muscle gain, nutrition, physique, self improvement, strength training, weight gain

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4903
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, balance, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Meta, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, strategy, Tier List, Tips, Tournaments, Training

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Crops Grown:	4929
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers throw parties in your honor.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a magic sword that could slay dragons with a single swipe. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Enderman, who will bust a move for you if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And let’s not forget about the Talking Sheep who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wilderness.

So come on down to our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the Disco Zombies who love to boogie down while trying to eat your brains. Trust us, it’s a party you don’t want to miss!

Crafty Banter: Make a Mate

acceptance, banter, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, forgiveness, friendship, friendship goals, Friendship struggles, Lose a friend, Losing friends, loyalty, Make a friend, MAKING FRIENDS, Mate, personal growth, racism, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social dynamics, They find out I’m racist, Trust

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendships, drama, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on, ready to build your dream world with your new best friend. But uh-oh, turns out they’re actually a racist llama in disguise! Watch as you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft politics and lose a friend faster than you can say “creeper”.

But fear not, because on this server, every setback is just a hilarious plot twist waiting to happen. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: The LOLz Edition

Anime, concubines, Crafty, desire, Dominant, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Girls, hentai, Japanese culture, lolz, Manga, McCraftface, one night stands, Otaku, relationships, romance, sex slaves, submissive, taboo, temptation, waifu

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find anime girls that you wouldn’t waifu but would take as concubines, sex slaves or just one-night stands!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated temptresses who are ready to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Build your own harem of virtual vixens and conquer the virtual world with your anime beauties by your side.

But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical waifus. They are fierce, independent, and not afraid to kick some blocky butt. So grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to pixelated paradise with the most unconventional anime girls around. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for one of these virtual vixens in ways you never expected.

Sisterly Love Minecraft

best ways, Boundaries, controversial, desire, Erotica, family, FANTASY, forbidden love, fucking sister, guide to fuck sister, ideas, Intimacy, lets goo, love, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, secret rendezvous, sexual exploration, Siblings, Sisterly, Stories, taboo

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchantments Applied:	224	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your willingness to engage in some questionable activities!

Join us for the best ways to build, create, and explore…and maybe even some interesting interactions with your sister! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on our server?

Our community is full of enthusiastic players who are always up for a good time, whether that involves building a giant castle or…well, you know.

So come on and join us for some unforgettable moments and unique experiences. Who knows, you might just end up with a new best friend…or a new step-sibling!

Pixel Ninja Adventures

80s innovation, Adventures, Aging population, American phones, Boomers, Chinese phones, global competition., high salary, innovation, international competition, Japanese economy, Japanese markets, Japanese tech, Japanese technology, Korean phones, ninja, nursing home, PIXEL, slipping behind, technological advancements, Vietnam laborers, workforce challenges

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Mines Excavated:	1041	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boomers ruining everything? Join our server and escape to a world where Japanese tech is still #1! Forget about American or Chinese/Korean phones, we’re all about that Japanese innovation here.

On our server, you can build your own high-tech Japanese-inspired creations and show off your skills to the world. Don’t let boomers hold you back, come join us and be part of a community that values creativity and innovation above all else.

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where Japan is still ruling the tech world. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boomers behind and join us on our epic quest to bring Japanese tech back to its former glory!

Crafty Wose’s LOLz Mine

attention-grabbing, buzzworthy, Crafty, EXCITEMENT, eye-catching, Frontpage, headline, Internet Sensation, lolz, media coverage, News, newsworthy, noteworthy, online fame, Popular, social media, spotlight, trending, trending topic, viral, WOSE, Woses

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Void Gems Collected:	18	Enchantments Applied:	181
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the Wose are taking over the front page! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft and will guide you to victory. – We have a secret underground base where players can ride giant spiders as mounts and explore hidden treasures. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights – we have players riding unicorns shooting rainbow lasers at each other. – The winner of our weekly building contest gets to have a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. – We have a disco party every Friday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win diamond armor as prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Gamer Garb Galore: Choose Your Minecraft Style!

#gamer, accessories, attire, Casual, choose, comfortable, controller, COSPLAY, esports, fashion, Galore, gamer girl, gamer guy, Gaming, garb, headset, Jeans, Minecraft, online gaming, SNEAKERS, Streamer, Style, t-shirt, video games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These sophisticated llamas will guide you through the server and show you all the epic features it has to offer.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll come across a secret underground bunker where a group of dancing pandas are throwing a wild party. Join them for a dance-off and earn exclusive rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every Sunday, the server hosts a chicken rodeo where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and compete for the title of Rodeo Champion. It’s a wild and wacky event that you won’t want to miss!

So, what are you waiting for? Put on your best gamer attire and join this server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Racists

colorism, complexion, cultural heritage, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Identity, Individuality, Melanin, personal growth, pixelated, prejudice, Race, Racists, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-perception, skin color, social constructs, societal norms

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only question that matters is, “What color is YOUR skin?” Join us for a wild ride filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMAS who will teach you how to MOONWALK like a pro. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the FLYING PIGS!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft server in the universe. Your adventure awaits!

ClubCraft: Where even the creepers get lucky!

alcohol, attractiveness, club, ClubCraft, confidence boost, CREEPERS, dancing, desirability, feeling me up, flirtation, hot girl, Lucky, nightclub, nightlife, Party, Perception, physical touch, self esteem, self worth, Social Interaction, Unattractive, validation, Wasted

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ores Mined:	9719
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where hot girls are constantly feeling you up and dancing with you unprompted! It’s not because you’re attractive, it’s because our server is just that awesome. And don’t worry, even if they’re wasted, it still counts as a win in our book. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and non-stop fun!