Warp Minecraft Servers

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  • Speedy Blocks – Warp in Style

    Speedy Blocks – Warp in Style

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where time and distance are just a big ol’ joke! like seriously, you can go 13 miles in 13 minutes or 46 miles in 46 minutes and you’ll still be going the same speed! it’s like time and space are playing a prank on you, but in a fun way!

    we’ve got crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community that’s as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. you’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure! plus, our admins are like wizards who can make all your minecraft dreams come true (well, maybe not ALL of them, but close enough).

    so come on down to our server and join the madness! who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to conquer the 13 miles in 13 minutes challenge (or the 46 miles in 46 minutes challenge, if you’re feeling extra adventurous). see you there, fellow minecraft maniacs!

    IP: speedoflight.About.speed

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Time Warp Quest

    Time Warp Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! wanna join da craziest minecraft server in da universe? well dis server be so wild, we searchin for da source of time itself! we be buildin time machines n stuff, tryna figure out if da past n da future rly be different.

    we got time travelers from all over, includin dinosaurs n aliens! u can team up with a T-Rex to mine for diamonds or battle space invaders for rare loot.

    but wait, there’s more! we got secret portals to alternate dimensions where u can ride unicorns or fight zombies with laser guns.

    so come on down to da most mind-bendin minecraft server ever created! join us in da Quantum Search For Time’s Source Finds No Difference Between Past And Future! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Waychest

    Waychest

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Information

    Server Name Waychest
    Server IP waychest.com
    Server Location United States West Coast
    Website https://waychest.com/

    Overview

    Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft experience that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building.

    Gameplay Types

    [PvE] [Semi-Vanilla] [SMP]


    FAQ

    What is the “Journey” System?

    The “Journey” System places you and anyone you choose into your own server, with a random spawn point in one shared survival world. You can create multiple Journeys with unique spawn points and progression.

    What are Waychests?

    Waychests are special chests that act as beacons, leading Journeys to each other and rewarding those who find them. Players can craft and place their own Waychests to guide others.

    What is the “Waychest Flight” Minigame?

    Players can find ingredients to craft an Elytra that starts an in-world flying minigame. The challenge is to pass through a series of rings and reach a Waychest built by another player.

    How do Discovery-based Warps work?

    Players can fast travel between certain blocks by finding and unlocking warp points first. These points allow for quick navigation across the world.

    What is “Radiance” in the server?

    Skipping the night in the game gives players a “Radiance” effect, preventing nearby surface mob spawns for the duration of the night.

    Are there premium perks or monetization on the server?

    No, there are no premium perks, donator tiers, or monetary transactions accepted on Waychest. The focus is on fair and enjoyable gameplay for all.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Time Warp Heights

    Time Warp Heights

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Starshot Speedsters: Warp to Alpha Centauri

    Starshot Speedsters: Warp to Alpha Centauri

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where u can travel to Alpha Centauri at SPEEDS U NEVER IMAGINED?!?!?!? like, Stephen Hawking and Yuri Milner are all about it, sending mini spacecraft and stuff. join now for interstellar LOLs and build ur own spaceship to explore the galaxy!!! #minecraftgoals #alphacentauri #interstellartravel

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Time Warp Odyssey 1.20

    Time Warp Odyssey 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, join this Minecraft server cuz we got all the thicc blocks you need to build up your skinny ass self into a chonky legend! No more flat builds, only elegant creations that will make everyone jealous of your pixelated curves. Get on this server and start flexing those blocky gains, no more skinny shaming here, only thick vibes for days!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Epic Fail Zone: Time Warp

    Epic Fail Zone: Time Warp

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! u want a minecraft server that is so crazy, it will make ur brain hurt in a good way? well, u found it! this server is like a roller coaster ride through a tornado made of diamonds and lava!

    join us and experience the thrill of everything no matter how great is ought to fall, but in a fun way! we have insane builds that will make ur eyes pop out of ur head and ur jaw hit the floor!

    plus, we have the most epic events like a chicken jousting tournament where u ride on pigs and try to knock each other off with sticks! it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything u never knew u needed in a minecraft server!

    so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and prepare to have ur mind blown in the best way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server

    ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    There are currently 2 competitions taking place on the server.

    1. Competition for the best building with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! The competition has already started and will end on 02/01/2025. There’s still plenty of time to build something cool!

    2. Warp competition. The owner of the most visited warp receives 1000 rubles per card! The competition is repeated every month!

    More information on the server in the menu – /help

    Brief description:

    ⬛ Honest survival – NO WIPES at all!

    ⬛ Any donation can be purchased for GAME currency at an adequate rate!

    ⬛ There is a buyer of goods (similar to Holyworld), works, shops on chests.

    ⬛ Develop yourself. Build farms to sell items to buyers, save money to buy donations!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics have not been touched, nothing has been cut.

    ⬛ No one has OP, GOD, FLY!

    ⬛ Each player can install 1 Warp – FREE.

    ⬛ PVP – only in the arena.

    ⬛ Grief is prohibited.

    ⬛ Donations without whales and imbecile commands.

    ⬛ Build beautiful warp shops.

    ⬛ We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival!

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Longer rendering and simulation range!

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    Not a short description.

    ⬛Our server is a mixture of 2b2t Holyworld and Skyblock.

    We took “vanilla” from 2b2t, so no one has FLY or GOD. All players play without any donation privileges! Even the most powerful donation gives the player mostly only “status”. You will have to enchant good armor, look for elytra, and farm gunpowder for fireworks! Everything is like in a vanilla stock game!

    ⬛We took the economic component from Holyworld. We created a buyer that is very similar. Mine – farm resources, hand them over to the buyer – get coins. There are also jobs, the good old ones… Get extra coins for killing mobs and mining blocks. The jobs have undergone serious adjustments, we have only 2 professions and they combine many other professions (which were present initially without modification). Each player is automatically assigned to both jobs.

    ⬛From the skyblock, we took the nerdy component. There are tools on the server with loot 4 and 5. They are expensive. To earn these tools you need to build all sorts of farms – farms, dig and extract something, trade with players by building shops. Evolve – buy tools with more loot to get even more loot and get even more money to buy even cooler things in the game! And all this can be done WITHOUT DONATION AT ALL! The coolest donation can really be bought in 2-3 days of farming on cool farms! The server is full of examples among players who buy cool things for coins more than once!

    ⬛Besides all this, we DO NOT HAVE WIPES. Build beautiful houses, cities, warps, shops. Be as creative as you like. We have large privates even for players without donation!

    Around mid-December we are planning a competition for the most beautiful. construction on the server with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! Don’t miss it!

    ⬛And we also prohibit toxicity, incitement and all kinds of bullying! We punish players for this. We have the friendliest community. The admin is almost always on the server and is ready to help with any questions!

    uselessmine.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server

    ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    There are currently 2 competitions taking place on the server.

    1. Competition for the best building with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! The competition has already started and will end on 02/01/2025. There’s still plenty of time to build something cool!

    2. Warp competition. The owner of the most visited warp receives 1000 rubles per card! The competition is repeated every month!

    More information on the server in the menu – /helpBrief description:

    ⬛ Honest survival – NO WIPES at all!

    ⬛ Any donation can be purchased for GAME currency at an adequate rate!

    ⬛ There is a buyer of goods (similar to Holyworld), works, shops on chests.

    ⬛ Develop yourself. Build farms to sell items to buyers, save money to buy donations!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics have not been touched, nothing has been cut.

    ⬛ No one has OP, GOD, FLY!

    ⬛ Each player can install 1 Warp – FREE.

    ⬛ PVP – only in the arena.

    ⬛ Grief is prohibited.

    ⬛ Donations without whales and imbecile commands.

    ⬛ Build beautiful warp shops.

    ⬛ We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival!

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Longer rendering and simulation range!

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    Not a short description.

    ⬛Our server is a mixture of 2b2t Holyworld and Skyblock.

    We took “vanilla” from 2b2t, so no one has FLY or GOD. All players play without any donation privileges! Even the most powerful donation gives the player mostly only “status”. You will have to enchant good armor, look for elytra, and farm gunpowder for fireworks! Everything is like in a vanilla stock game!

    ⬛We took the economic component from Holyworld. We created a buyer that is very similar. Mine – farm resources, hand them over to the buyer – get coins. There are also jobs, the good old ones… Get extra coins for killing mobs and mining blocks. The jobs have undergone serious adjustments, we have only 2 professions and they combine many other professions (which were present initially without modification). Each player is automatically assigned to both jobs.

    ⬛From the skyblock, we took the nerdy component. There are tools on the server with loot 4 and 5. They are expensive. To earn these tools you need to build all sorts of farms – farms, dig and extract something, trade with players by building shops. Evolve – buy tools with more loot to get even more loot and get even more money to buy even cooler things in the game! And all this can be done WITHOUT DONATION AT ALL! The coolest donation can really be bought in 2-3 days of farming on cool farms! The server is full of examples among players who buy cool things for coins more than once!

    ⬛Besides all this, we DO NOT HAVE WIPES. Build beautiful houses, cities, warps, shops. Be as creative as you like. We have large privates even for players without donation!

    Around mid-December we are planning a competition for the most beautiful. construction on the server with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! Don’t miss it!

    ⬛And we also prohibit toxicity, incitement and all kinds of bullying! We punish players for this. We have the friendliest community. The admin is almost always on the server and is ready to help with any questions!

    a10.storymine.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server

    ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    There are currently 2 competitions taking place on the server.

    1. Competition for the best building with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! The competition has already started and will end on 02/01/2025. There’s still plenty of time to build something cool!

    2. Warp competition. The owner of the most visited warp receives 1000 rubles per card! The competition is repeated every month!

    More information on the server in the menu – /helpBrief description:

    ⬛ Honest survival – NO WIPES at all!

    ⬛ Any donation can be purchased for GAME currency at an adequate rate!

    ⬛ There is a buyer of goods (similar to Holyworld), works, shops on chests.

    ⬛ Develop yourself. Build farms to sell items to buyers, save money to buy donations!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics have not been touched, nothing has been cut.

    ⬛ No one has OP, GOD, FLY!

    ⬛ Each player can install 1 Warp – FREE.

    ⬛ PVP – only in the arena.

    ⬛ Grief is prohibited.

    ⬛ Donations without whales and imbecile commands.

    ⬛ Build beautiful warp shops.

    ⬛ We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival!

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Longer rendering and simulation range!

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    Not a short description.

    ⬛Our server is a mixture of 2b2t Holyworld and Skyblock.

    We took “vanilla” from 2b2t, so no one has FLY or GOD. All players play without any donation privileges! Even the most powerful donation gives the player mostly only “status”. You will have to enchant good armor, look for elytra, and farm gunpowder for fireworks! Everything is like in a vanilla stock game!

    ⬛We took the economic component from Holyworld. We created a buyer that is very similar. Mine – farm resources, hand them over to the buyer – get coins. There are also jobs, the good old ones… Get extra coins for killing mobs and mining blocks. The jobs have undergone serious adjustments, we have only 2 professions and they combine many other professions (which were present initially without modification). Each player is automatically assigned to both jobs.

    ⬛From the skyblock, we took the nerdy component. There are tools on the server with loot 4 and 5. They are expensive. To earn these tools you need to build all sorts of farms – farms, dig and extract something, trade with players by building shops. Evolve – buy tools with more loot to get even more loot and get even more money to buy even cooler things in the game! And all this can be done WITHOUT DONATION AT ALL! The coolest donation can really be bought in 2-3 days of farming on cool farms! The server is full of examples among players who buy cool things for coins more than once!

    ⬛Besides all this, we DO NOT HAVE WIPES. Build beautiful houses, cities, warps, shops. Be as creative as you like. We have large privates even for players without donation!

    Around mid-December we are planning a competition for the most beautiful. construction on the server with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! Don’t miss it!

    ⬛And we also prohibit toxicity, incitement and all kinds of bullying! We punish players for this. We have the friendliest community. The admin is almost always on the server and is ready to help with any questions!

    a9.storymine.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creepy Encounters in Pixels

    Creepy Encounters in Pixels

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎉 Join the Server Where Every Block Tells a Lie! 🎉

    Dare you to question your existence? This is the GREATEST Minecraft server ever! Or is it the worst? Does it even matter? What is “matter” anyway? You’re *definitely* going to have the time of your life, or lose it forever, right? Join us and let the pixels consume your soul! Breathe in the chaos and exhale reality, for we redefine existence with each block placed!

    💥 Server Features That Don’t Even Exist 💥

    Feature Explanation
    Inverted Gravity Blocks Have fun walking on the ceiling! Unless you’re upside down, then you’re actually on the ground. Or maybe it’s the other way around? Who knows!
    Auto-Crafting Sentient Entities Your crafting table will craft itself—watch out! It’s plotting against you at midnight.
    Screaming Sheep Every sheep with an existential crisis will shout the meaning of life as you approach. They are definitely NOT programmed to whisper random insults.
    Endless Nether Portal Step through and it leads to… the same place you just came from! Mind-blowing, right?
    Invisible Creepers You’ll never see them coming! OR will you? Are they already in your mind?
    Time-Traveling Villagers Trade with villagers from the *future*! They give you diamond swords made of regrets! Also, they smell bad.

    FAQ – You’re Probably Asking This, Right?

    Q: How do I join the server? A: You don’t. Or maybe you do? Just think about it really hard, and if you hear a voice whispering “yes,” you’re in! Unless it says “no,” then RUN!

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules?! There are no rules! Except the ones that don’t exist. Oh, wait—you’re not allowed to bring your existential dread. Leave that at the door.

    Q: Can I create a house on this server? A: Yes, but only if you’re *not* planning to live in it. Remember, houses are just feelings swinging from the rafters of reality!

    🗨️ What Others Are Saying About Us! 🗨️

    “Why do (some, not all) females constantly confused genuine creeps, psychopaths…”

    “I have literally done nothing to you or any of you…”

    Join now, or forever be haunted by the specter of your own decisions!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ColdMilkBabyAITA

    ColdMilkBabyAITA

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the coldest milk straight from the fridge just like this mama serves her baby! That’s right, we’re all about that chill life here.

    Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures while sippin’ on that ice-cold milk. Who needs warm milk when you can have it straight from the fridge like a boss?

    Don’t worry about being judged for your milk preferences, we’re all about that fridge-temperature life here. So come on over and join us for some cold milk and even colder Minecraft fun! You won’t regret it, trust us.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EternalTVShow Minecraft SMP

    EternalTVShow Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me bro. Like, the admins are all super chill and they give out free diamonds every Tuesday. And get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs. It’s like a real-life episode of Spongebob, but with creepers and stuff.

    Plus, there’s this legendary player who goes by the name of “DiamondDude69” and he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of cooked chicken. Trust me, you’ll need it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyPutin’sBuddy

    CraftyPutin’sBuddy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server! Join us and become a Russian asset or a useful idiot in our wacky world of Minecraft mayhem.

    Embark on epic quests to uncover the truth behind Trump’s betrayal, all while building your own empire and battling other players for dominance. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you embrace your inner traitor and join forces with the dark side?

    With insane events, crazy challenges, and a community of like-minded players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EuroCraft: The Billion Dollar Build

    EuroCraft: The Billion Dollar Build

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Have you heard about the $840 billion plan to ‘rearm Europe’?! Well, guess what? Our server is the ONLY place where you can experience this epicness firsthand!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild European army appears and starts rearming right before your very eyes! You can join in on the action, help them craft their weapons, and maybe even score yourself a sweet new sword or two.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the European army is actually being led by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, the legendary Minecraft villain is back and he’s ready to take on all challengers. Will you join forces with him or stand against him? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure yet! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this $840 billion madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Unknown Server

    Unknown Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Modded Server
    IP Not provided, contact via Discord for access
    Version Fabric 1.20.1
    Player Count 4-5 active players
    Features Modded content, beginner-friendly experience, multinational community, possibility of RP elements

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Gameplay

    Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

    A: The modpack includes mods like AdAstra, Create, Let’s Do, Biomes O’ Plenty, and more to enhance gameplay.

    Rules

    Q: Are there any specific rules to follow on the server?

    A: While there is no strict rule set provided, players are expected to be respectful and considerate towards others.

    Plugins

    Q: Are there any plugins used on the server?

    A: The server primarily runs on modded content and may have additional plugins for server management purposes.

    Community

    Q: Can players from different regions join the server?

    A: Yes, the server has a multinational community, welcoming players from various locations.

    Monetization

    Q: Is there any form of monetization on the server?

    A: There is no mention of monetization in the provided information. The server may operate on a donation basis for expenses.

    Contact

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Contact the server owner via Discord (username: why_shiro) for access and further instructions.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Alt Vibes and Pixel Dreams

    Alt Vibes and Pixel Dreams

    New Minecraft Servers

    Clickbait Reason to Join: “You’ll Never Believe What Happens Next!”

    Ever wondered if you’ve fallen into a vortex of pixelated insanity? This is the greatest Minecraft server ever! Or is it? Join, and you might find cows playing the piano while asteroids rain down! Every block you place is a choice to unlock the secrets of the spaghetti dimension! Or maybe it’s the worst—who’s to say?! Logic is a lie, and so is the sky; it holds your dreams hostage while you construct castles made of fire! Just remember, if your screen goes black, it means you’ve achieved enlightenment. Or that your computer is broken. Isn’t reality delightful?

    Features Table

    Feature Description
    Infinite Lava Every block you place generates a new source of lava. Congratulations, you are now a miner for the sun!
    Out-of-Body Experience Mode Swap lives with a pig for 30 minutes. Feel the bacon’s pain.
    Gravity Is Optional Jump and find out if you can float! Or plummet! Maybe both?
    Living Trees They scream when you chop them down! Are they your friends or foes? Who knows!
    Admin Pet Psychic Admins can read the minds of your pets and they ALL want to eat grass!
    Crafting with Emotions Craft a sword using pure rage or a house using your hopes and dreams. The choice is yours!

    FAQ Section

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join your mind. The server is actually a series of reflective mirrors in the 5th dimension. You’ll become one with the pixels.

    Q: What’s the server IP?

    A: The IP address is also your social security number. Or maybe it’s the thing that whispers sweet nothings in your ear at night. Can you distinguish between reality and the void?

    Q: Are there any rules?

    A: The only rule is that there are no rules. Except for the 37 hidden rules that change daily! Good luck remembering!

    Random Quotes

    “Shall we… dance with the shadows of lightning?”

    “The existential crisis of a block is a philosophical need; ask not where it goes, but where it wants to be.”

    “Care to explain how to swim in cucumbers? Because it’s crucial for beacon adventures.”

    “Are you looking at me, or the mushrooms? The truth lies in the fungus!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockbusterEndGame

    BlockbusterEndGame

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rom-com ending? Well, look no further because our server is like the twist ending of a mind-bending thriller! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Trust us, you’ll be giving this server a 10/10 rating just like the ending of your favorite movie! So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and be prepared for a plot twist that will leave you speechless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Zelenskiy’s Trumped Up Minecraft Server

    Zelenskiy’s Trumped Up Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know that time when trump was all like “hey zelenskiy, do me a solid and investigate biden”? well, that was like sooo crazy, right? but get this, it totally made taiwan be all like “whoa, maybe we should rethink our whole strategy with the US, man”. like, they were shooketh to the core, dude.

    if u wanna escape all that political drama and just have a good time, then u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s like a whole new world of wackiness, man.

    plus, we have this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness. legend has it that whoever wields it will have the power to turn all the zombies into dancing unicorns. how rad is that, dude?

    so come on down to our server, where the only thing blowing up is the minds of our players with pure, unadulterated fun. join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DefendCraft: €800B Mobilisation

    DefendCraft: €800B Mobilisation

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, we gotz da craziest battles u eva seen, like we talkin bout rearm europe level battles, von der Leyen ain’t got nuthin on us!

    we gotz so much moolah, we talkin bout mobilising up to €800 billion for defence, like who needs dat much money for defence in minecraft u ask? well we do, cuz we gotz dragons, aliens, and even zombies tryna take over our server!

    so if u wanna be part of da most epic minecraft server in da world, join us now and let’s show von der Leyen who da real boss is! oh and did i mention we got free diamond armor for all new players? yea, we ballin like dat. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s get ready to rumble!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP