Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

Teleport, Economy, survival server, Join, Discord

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

Survival, Join, Server, Community, Discord

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

The Not-So-Semi-Spicy Boring SMP – No Spice Added, Just Boredom!

Enjoyable, NotSoSemiSpicy, Features, Diamond, Economy

Overview:

Feature	Description
Land claiming	To keep your house safe
Shops	Powered by a diamond economy
Regular events	For the community
Warp stones	Teleport back home
Bucketable entities	To save you pain
Crafting tweaks	Many tweaks for an enjoyable experience

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join us at `boringsmp.1e99.eu` or on Discord
Is there a cost to joining the server?	No, the server is free to join
Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and trolling to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players
Can I create my own shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own shops using the diamond economy system

ParentalPwnage

decoration, parents, family, talking back, Indian family

Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten birthday child in your family? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the birthday celebration you deserve! Join us and experience a virtual world where every day is your birthday!

On our server, you’ll be showered with gifts and attention, just like your sister-in-law on her first Indian family birthday. We’ll have professional decorators, custom cakes, and even a virtual resort for you to enjoy. And don’t worry, your parents will finally take a day off to spend with you, because on our server, you’re the star of the show!

So, if you’re tired of feeling like the forgotten sibling, join our Minecraft server and let us show you the birthday love you’ve been missing out on. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that actually cares about your special day? Join now and let the celebrations begin!

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New Server IP
FicoCraftEUexitLOL

European Union leadership, European Union politics, European news, EU news, Slovakia news

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF SLOVAK LEADER FICO DECIDED TO LEAVE THE EU AND START HIS OWN BLOCKY NATION. JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BLOCK-BUILDING FUN AND WATCH AS FICO TRIES TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS AND ENDERMAN. OPPOSITION SAYS IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, SO COME JOIN THE MADNESS!

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New Server IP
CraftyViralVax – Reducing Dementia Risk

bacterial infections, research, CraftyViralVax, unexpected finding, Treatment

so like, u know how u always forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a memory booster for ur brain! we did a big study with like 130 million people and found out that if u take antibiotics, antivirals, and vaccines, u have less chance of getting dementia! so like, come join our server and keep ur brain sharp while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers! who knew that saving the world in minecraft could also save ur brain?! join now and become a dementia-fighting hero!

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New Server IP

InvyCraft

Performance, Server, Vanilla, Community, Gaming

About the Server:

Server Type	Vanilla Fabric
Availability	24/7 uptime
Playstyle	Chill, building-focused SMP
Mods/Plugins	Minimal mods for performance, staying true to the vanilla experience
What We’re Looking For	Advanced builders who enjoy building, large-scale projects

Feel free to message us on discord (our discord username: St3ntor) and send some of your builds. We reply immediately and you have a high chance to be accepted!

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Message us on discord with your builds and you have a high chance of being accepted!

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: No, PvP is disabled on our server to maintain a peaceful and building-focused environment.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Enchanted Beast Haven 1.20.6

devotion, love, fondness passionate about animals, Creature, adoration

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a virtual world! Imagine riding a unicorn while shooting laser beams from your eyes, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can do here.

We’ve got dragons that breathe fire and turn into disco balls, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the talking trees that tell the dankest jokes.

You can build a house made entirely out of candy and live like a sugar-addicted king. Or you can explore caves filled with treasure and booby traps, just like Indiana Jones but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional server crash, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? Let’s get weird together!

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New Server IP
NoVisitorsBabySpawn

baby, Bonding, newborn care, Birth, NoVisitorsBabySpawn

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the judgment of your in-laws and siblings? Look no further! Join our server where you can bond with your virtual newborn baby girl without any interruptions for two weeks! Who needs real family bonding when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your mother-in-law’s opinions. Join now and experience the joy of virtual parenting without any real-life drama!

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New Server IP
SweatySMP: Boosting Libido & More

FITNESS, SweatySMP, BOOSTING, improve, working out

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally insane and you HAVE to join because it’s like, the best thing everrrrrr. So like, I heard that if you join this server, your sex drive will like, go through the roof or something. Like, you’ll be mining diamonds one minute and the next minute you’ll be all like, “Hey baby, wanna come back to my dirt hut?” It’s like, magic or something.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will your sex drive be off the charts, but like, your muscles will be so ripped from all the mining and building and stuff. So like, if you wanna impress all the other players with your sick gains, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s like, secret potions and stuff that will make you even stronger and faster and like, invincible or something. It’s like, totally legit.

So yeah, if you wanna be a total boss in Minecraft AND in the bedroom, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re like, the ultimate cockblockers. LOL.

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Warp Stones

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

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FAQ

About the Server:

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?