Welcome to the fun zone! This is a Minecraft Cobblemon server for all. Fun is 100% guaranteed!
⚠️ Important: Use FABRIC 1.21.1
Join your pals in this wild ride:
🗓️ Server Launch: 05/01/2025 – Season 0
Get ready for a blast!
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The new season of Flow SMP just came out join us now! IP: flownetwork.us.to
Discord: https://discord.gg/WPCBVjh7Xf
V2.0
=== Changelog ===
- New Spawn Layout:
- Overworld spawn redesigned with three zones:
- Safe Zone (No PvP, No Building Allowed)
- PvP Zone (PvP Enabled, No Building)
- Wilderness (Full PvP and Building)
- PvP Zone Access:
- Use "/warp pvp" to enter the PvP Zone and engage in battles with friends.
- Keep inventory is disabled in the PvP Zone for added challenge.
- AFK Zone Rework:
- AFK system revamped with new rewards and crate drops for active players.
- Crates Update:
- Minor changes and additions to crates for enhanced rewards.
- Leaderboards:
- Leaderboards remain unchanged, showcasing top players and achievements.
- World Borders:
- All borders except the End extended to 10,000 blocks.
- The End border extended to 15,000 blocks for expanded exploration.
- Effects and Inventory Reset:
- Effects and inventory have been reset for a fresh start and balanced gameplay.
- Flow Network Changes:
- Flow Network renamed to "Flow SMP," removing Flow Generators.
- All resources shifted to the lobby and SMP, resulting in a 150% performance improvement.
- Strong Advertising:
- Advertising will be strong throughout the season, including videos, storyline teasers, trailers, and update videos.
- Storyline Development:
- Ongoing storyline development with weekly updates from "The Seeker" NPC.
- Season Updates:
- 8 planned updates for this season, introducing new content, features, and improvements.
- Live Event:
- Exciting live event scheduled for May 28th, featuring unique challenges and rewards.
🎉 Welcome to the zaniest Minecraft server this side of the End Dimension! If you thought you’ve heard wild stories out in the real world, buckle up, because we’ve got legends that’ll make you question reality itself!
🌍 Join us to uncover the secrets of the Waffle-Topia! It’s said that if you build a waffle house in this voxelized wonderland, you might awaken the Great Syrup Dragon, who will grant you one ridiculous wish—like a pet Creeper that only explodes tickles!
🐉 Why settle for a boring life of crafting and survival when you could be battling the legendary Giggle Squid? This mythical beast is known to showers players with diamonds when hilariously defeated. Just remember: make sure to bring a spoon, as it’s often claimed that humor is what makes the Giggle Squid laugh itself to death!
⚔️ Ever heard of the Realm of Infinite Entity-Eating Endermen? You can join a faction that believes in harnessing their telekinetic powers to actually lift other players into the sky—often resulting in some rather absurd outcomes, like knitting giant Ender sweaters or having floating parties mid-air!
🪐 Plus, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where Minecraft grass grows only in shades of neon pink and the mobs gossip about you behind your back! Joining this server means you get to eavesdrop on the latest cow conspiracies—you wouldn’t believe what they think about the quality of your steak!
🎤 And don’t miss our annual "Sonic Boom Chicken" competition, where players must craft the most outrageous chicken costume (preferably glittery) to compete in a race where the winner’s prize is a lifetime supply of cake! Yes, cake—not just any cake, but a cake that sings you lullabies and is rumored to hide diamonds inside if you slice it just right!
🌌 Come find out what ‘Derpy Creeper Catastrophes’ are all about! Forget surviving the Night; you’ll be trying to navigate through a desert filled with creepers dressed as cats, every one of them purring and exploding in heart-shaped fireworks! It’s a furry frenzy out there!
✨ Join this server and immerse yourself in a world that’s crazier than a zombie on roller skates. Explore, conquer, and create memories that’ll leave your friends drooling with laughter—and, maybe, a little bit of jealousy!
🔑 Jump in now, because who wouldn’t want to tell their friends they’ve pet a glorified exploding cat? The only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner to live out the absurdity of Minecraft like it never has before! 🎮💕
Welcome to an uncharted reality. Here, the pixelated landscape of our Minecraft realm is tipped into an abyss where the shadows of geopolitical strife loom, and every block you place is a new saga of intrigue.
The Enigmatic Realm of Romania, where the Russian military attache is more than just a figure cloaked in layers of bureaucracy—he’s an unwelcome whispering voice, now declared persona non grata. But in this world, boundaries dissolve like sugar cubes in rain. Will you traverse the land where diplomacy meets chaos?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Mystery Blocks | These blocks whisper secrets of political strife when mined. Beware! |
| Protest Zones | Parks of pixelated protests bloom unexpectedly. Handle with care! |
| Ambassador Spawning | Occasionally summon the “attache” to engage in blocky diplomacy. |
| Phantom Raids | Every 24 hours, a village might be raided by the ghosts of geopolitical tensions. |
| Chaos Chess Arena | Settle disputes with anarchic games of chess—a deep strategy for the deranged. |
"I joined for the blocks but got pulled into a war of existential dread!" – @CreeperCrisis69 "Best place to gather intel on the Ukraine situation while crafting an iron sword!" – @PixelPuppetMaster
Q: Why is there a giant Kremlin-themed castle on the server?
Enter at your own risk! Dungeon of Unspeakable Truths—a portal that leads to the unraveling narrative behind our realm’s existences. Forget logic, embrace the absurd!
Occasionally, a Villager of Dissent will pop up, claiming to offer a potion for “thwarting the madness,” but beware—the effect may just be the unraveling of your sanity.
Dare to forge your legacy among the pixelated ruins of self-serving diplomacy and absurd politics? Tap into your inner anarchist, but remember—here, when you mine for answers, you might just unearth your worst nightmares.
Open your heart (but keep your eyes peeled)—the rabbit hole is deeper than it seems! What do you have to lose? Only your sanity. 💀