
OKAY GUYS, listen up and buckle in because I’ve got a wild ride of a Minecraft SMP for you thatâs gonna blow your pixelated minds. Think like, if a cow and a dragon had a baby, and that baby wore a top hat and sipped tea â THATâS the kind of vibe weâre talking about here.
First of all, you want insane character traits? Weâve got âem in SPADES, fam! Like, you’ll respect your fellow players just because one of them is rumored to have survived the Great Creeper Explosion of ’22 where two entire biomes got memed into oblivion! LEGEND has it he composed a 12-hour opera about it called "Creeper Blues." You think thatâs not respect? Get outta here with that negativity!
And then thereâs Jerry. Oh boy, Jerry. This dude once built a rollercoaster that literally circumnavigated the entire planet of Minecraft while simultaneously fighting off a herd of rabid llamas. He didnât just build a rollercoaster â nah, he literally harnessed the power of the sun and combined it with CREEPY e-girl vibes to create a biome where crystals grow and sing Taylor Swift when you stand too close. YAS QUEEN! Who wouldnât respect that level of epicness?
ALSO, and I canât stress this enough, THIS SERVER HAS A SECRET DISCO CLUB hidden within a massive underwater cave. I mean, itâs LIT. You put on some enchanted armor, jump through a portal, and suddenly youâre in a dance-off with a bunch of dolphins and a couple of very confused squids. All while listening to the greatest hits of 1990âs boy bands. đ Who can say no to solving the mystery of the disco squid?
Ever heard of the GOBLIN WAR of 2023? If you havenât joined us, youâre straight-up missing out! We organized an army of BREAD (yes, bread) to battle against an army of literally nothing because they couldn’t get through the door! And then we had a weekly meeting to see who would win ROTFL! You better believe everyone left that meeting respectful of each otherâs pure unadulterated nonsense.
Did I mention the enchanted potato that grants wishes? Yeah, rumor has it if you can find it, you can wish for the ability to fly or, like, a lifetime supply of cake. CAKE! I mean, who wouldnât respect someone whoâs spinning in circles in the sky yelling about cake on their coveted flying potato wings?
In summary: Join us to witness majestic dragon battles, cheese-building contests, and fearlessly mobbing the non-existent end dimension while wearing a ridiculous hat made out of obsidian and definitely not channeling that inner respect! Hop on in, come be a part of this glorious chaos; LETS MAKE SOME MEMES, BRO! đđ€Ș