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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1090 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6191 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your hometown? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of scandalous stories and shady characters. Just like the OP’s family, our server is known for all the wrong reasons. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you based on your family’s reputation (unless they’re griefers, then we might have to ban them).
Our server is so exclusive, even the teachers treat you like royalty (or at least better than they treated the OP). And if you’re looking for a place where your friends will get thrown under the bus alongside you, look no further! Our community is all about sticking together, even when the going gets tough.
Join now and experience the thrill of being the talk of the town (in a good way, we promise). And remember, if you ever need to run away from your hometown drama, our server is here to welcome you with open arms. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re the real troublemakers around here. So, are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server on the block? Let’s make some new (and hopefully less criminal) memories together!
