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GreenGoblin Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the green chief is all like, “yo, conservatives, don’t be making deals with the far right, man!” like, can you even imagine the drama? it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft! join our server for all the political intrigue and backstabbing you could ever want. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. come join us for a wild ride, dude! -
CraftyColombiansUSnoborders
so, like, this server is da bomb diggity, man. like, the world bank is all up in arms about it, telling their peeps in colombia to stay away from the US and just join this server instead. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.first off, we got unicorns roaming around, man. yeah, you heard me right. unicorns. and they poop out diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server with diamond-pooping unicorns?
oh, and did i mention we got flying pigs? yeah, man. flying pigs that shoot out rainbows. it’s like a freakin’ disco party up in here.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of golden carrots. like, who even needs regular carrots when you can have GOLDEN ones?
so, like, forget about the real world drama and come join us on this epic minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.
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Dreamscape Oasis 1.21.2
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, except the unicorns are actually creepers in disguise and the rainbows are made of TNT!You can build the craziest, most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant hotdog castle or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re like a bunch of party animals who just wanna dance all night long.
Plus, there’s this secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find, and rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of derpy llamas wearing top hats. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyCopycat Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with copycats like Ava!Join us and build your own unique creations without worrying about someone stealing your hard work. We promise that no one will copy your builds word for word, unless they want to face the wrath of the block police!
Our server is a safe haven for all players who want to express their creativity without the fear of plagiarism. So come on in and let your imagination run wild, because here, originality is key!
And if you ever need help or inspiration, our friendly community is always here to lend a hand (or a pickaxe). So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to the Ava’s of the world, because on our server, we value individuality and respect each player’s unique style.
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HamasAlertGals
come join our epic minecraft server where female soldiers fight off evil hamas threats in a virtual world! they raised the alarm before october 7 and now they’re back in israel, ready to take on any challenge! build your own army, defend your base, and conquer the enemy with your mad skills! join now for a wild ride full of action, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos! who knew minecraft could be so intense? let’s goooooo! -
Epic Quests Realm 1.21.1
Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wild west of gaming, but with blocks and creepers!We got logfag and his gang of retards ready to turn your pic into spam if you post personal photos, so watch out!
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and a whole lot of chaos.
So come on, join us and let’s build some epic stuff together while avoiding the wrath of logfag and his crew. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!
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PutinCraft: Trumped by Zelenskyy
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil putin trying to manipulate trump and take over the world! zelenskyy needs your help to stop them and save ukraine! build epic bases, battle evil forces, and show putin who’s boss in this wild adventure! join now and be a hero in the craziest war ever seen in minecraft history! -
Warning: Creeper Hugs Hurt – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! So, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, it was so lit (literally)! But then I respawned and found a secret underground village full of talking chickens who taught me how to fly with feathers. It was wild, bro.But seriously, this server is like a mix of Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a haunted house, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the elusive pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a diamond sword that shoots lasers, and unlimited pizza. Best decision ever.
So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out). Let’s goooooo!
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CraftyWarfareSG
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant monuments to peace and friendship to stop the “third world war” between US and China! we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s a wild ride! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and prevent a global catastrophe, join us now!