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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Minecraft SMP
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, AHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Backlash, consequences, economic impact, Economy, global market, international relations, manufacturing industry, Minecraft, policy decisions, Politics, protectionism, repercussions.., smp, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade war, tradecucks, trumpcucks, WarningAre you tired of getting screwed over by tariffs and trade wars? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing getting screwed is your enemies! Our server is like a virtual manufacturing industry, except instead of making widgets, you’re making epic builds and alliances. Don’t be a tradecuck, join us and see what real power feels like! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and memes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the lolz begin! #TrumpCucksGetRekt #MinecraftMadness -
I’m Gonna Hurt You Minecraft SMP
Abuse, aggression, aggressive behavior, anger, assault, danger, emotional harm, fear, Gonna, harm, hurt, hurt you, i’m gonna hurt you, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, physical harm, Revenge, smp, threat, threatening behavior, violence, violent intentions, WarningAre you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.
But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.
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ZapCraft Minecraft Server
Accidents, Awareness, baked, Ban, Caution, children, children’s health, Crisp, drug use, education, electrical hazards, Electrocuted, emergency situations, FITS, kitchen safety, Minecraft, parenting, Prevention, Safety, Server, toaster ovens, Warning, ZapCraftAre you tired of your kids getting zapped by toaster ovens and turning into crispy critters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and ban drug use to protect your little ones from becoming human toasties! Our server is a safe haven where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of kitchen appliances coming to life and attacking you. So come on down and join us for some electrifyingly fun times!