lol u should totally join our minecraft server instead of going to northern israel, like who even wants to go there when u can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any zombie apocalypses that might happen. so come join us and avoid the drama in northern israel, u won’t regret it!
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NorthernCraft Server – Explore & Build!
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CraftyWar Minecraft Server
so like, u know how Macron is all like “yo Iran, don’t be supporting Russia in their ukraine war shenanigans”? well, guess what? on our server, we don’t support no war, we just support building epic minecraft creations and having a good time. join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Macron would be like “dang, that’s cool”. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, shh don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and let’s show the world that peace and creativity always win over war and destruction. peace out, gamers!
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CreeperDadExposedLOL
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where the strata council is always on the lookout for inappropriate texts! Witness the epic showdown between a resident and a cleaner over some scandalous messages. Will the wife find out about the sexting shenanigans? Will the building be torn apart by this juicy gossip? Join now to find out and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there! Who knew building maintenance could be so scandalous?
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CraftyHostageFun
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, hamas be sendin hostage torture videos to israeli ministers and stuff. it’s like, so intense, u gotta come see for urself. the drama is real, fam. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where u can hide from the craziness. come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
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DruzeCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRUZE CHILDREN running around causing chaos and mayhem! Iran is SHOOK by their power and warns everyone to not mess with them or face the consequences! Join now if you want to witness the DRAMA unfold and be a part of the most WILD server out there! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!
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EUndermineCraft
so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s better than a unicorn farting rainbows on a double rainbow! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, a chicken and a pig became best friends and built the most epic roller coaster in minecraft history. u can ride it on this server and experience the thrill of a lifetime! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even hungary’s nationalist leader is warning of the EU’s demise and backing Trump in an anti-western speech. if that doesn’t convince u to join, then i don’t know what will! come join us and let’s build a minecraft world that will make even herobrine jealous!
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CraftyRubles Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz the U.S. Treasury is like warning India’s banks about doing business with Russia, but like, we don’t care about that drama. we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff in Minecraft. plus, we got this crazy story about a creeper who stole all the diamonds in the land and now we gotta band together to get them back. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and let’s show those pesky creepers who’s boss!
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CraftyChinaFun
so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, dude. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.if you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to not break the law, then this is the server for you. but don’t worry, breaking the law here just means not sharing your diamonds with the rest of the players.
we even have a special event where the staff from multinational firms in Taiwan have to battle it out in a virtual arena to prove who’s the ultimate minecraft master. it’s like the hunger games, but with pickaxes and TNT.
so come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world. just remember, watch out for those sneaky endermen trying to steal your blocks.
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CraftyPolishRevolt
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s gonna be, like, totally epic. we got dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. it’s like, a whole new world, man.you gotta join cuz, like, Poland is warning Europe about some crazy changes in US ties, man. like, whoa. so you gotta be prepared for anything, even if the next president is a unicorn or something.
join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns, dragons, and crazy political drama. what more could you ask for?
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ChipCraft: US-China War Minecraft Server
so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got russian ships and chinese banks all up in here? yea man, we got all the machine tools and chips imported straight from china, but like, it’s all cool cuz they just call it normal trade, ya know? come join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen, like maybe a russian ship crashing into a chinese bank or something, who knows? just come and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!